med the healer

From 'Water Park' - this is the music in the advert for 'Squirty's Moist Mountain', the water park they visit.

Squirty's Moist Mountain [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Skater Sumo'. Clarence and Sumo are playing around with ants, but the ants soon crawl over their body and get ITCHY AGGHHH

Ants [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

This is from 'Dullance'. Clarence is relaxing in the bath to some soothing but kinda depressing music. This is a parody of The Sound Of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle.

LYRICS:

Bathtime bubbles help me float
Wriggle fingers wriggle toes
My reflection is my only friend
Bathtime bubbles help the tension end
And the bath toys understand what it is like
To be stretched
To the smell of bathsoap

The Smell Of Bath Soap [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Jeff's Secret'. Clarence tells a secret about his body to make Jeff feel better, then everybody in the school starts telling their own body secrets.

Everybody's Different [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Commemorating a totally math 7 years working on Adventure Time with a free album!

Slow Roast is from the season 3 episode "Hitman". The sound effects mostly drowned it out in the episode so it may not sound too familiar, but it's still a classic.

AT THE END

Slow Roast

My music from the Adventure Time miniseries, "Elements".

Enjoy this teaser track and watch this space for a full Adventure Time album next week!

Adventure Time

SK82SML8

My music from the Adventure Time episode "Normal Man".

Building To A Finale          

When It Rains Celestial Truths

just the little song from here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XWz9FRDaUQ

3am supermarket

Gwyneth Paltrow is here to help you live your healthiest life possible. You just need to be obscenely rich and cool with having the worst B.O. of your life. Today we unearth the dark secrets behind a lavish, minimalist, foul-smelling empire.

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Sources:
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/08/what-goop-really-sells-women/596773/

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/25/magazine/big-business-gwyneth-paltrow-wellness.html

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/02/03/the-magical-thinking-of-the-goop-lab

14: Goop

Today, Desperate Acts of Capitalism goes HISTORICAL, to investigate the world's first speculation bubble.

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Sources:
Tulipomania by Mike Dash

Ants [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Simon Panrucker