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Liony Liony Mountain [from Clarence - Cartoon Network]

This is a song I made for Clarence on Cartoon Network for the "Slumber Party" episode, specifically scenes where Sumo and Jeff are hanging out in Jeff's bedroom. The directors thought Jeff probably listens to music like Radiohead, so I made a parody with lyrics about the troubles of being super smart...

I feel as though I'm sad although emotions are dumb
Sick of being smarter than everyone
I'm depressed, I pass every test
I'm a genius I guess
But I'm lonely, nobody can know me
I'm trapped at the top of my towering intellect

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

Towering Intellect [From Clarence - Cartoon Network]

I made this parody of the Beach Boy's California girls for the "Zoo" episode of Clarence. Clarence is awesome, check it out on Cartoon Network!

California [Made for Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Made for the episode Lizard Day Afternoon. A pastiche of Blister In The Sun by Violent Femmes.

Lyrics:

I wanna run around
Like a lizard in the sunshine
I wanna run around
Thick tail I'll hold you for fun

Lizard In The Sunshine [from Clarence - Cartoon Network]

I made this track as part of my pitch to work on the show and it was one of the reasons I got the job! I like this song a lot :)

WATCH CLARENCE ON CARTOON NETWORK IT'S THE BEST!

Lyrics:

Under the blindfold eyes won't peep
Do it right, tie it tight, don't cheat
Now spin around, head pinned to the ground
By the bat, that's the action, making a sound like

Whooaoaooaao - get dizzy
Stand back, lift bat, get busy
With a little flick of the wrist, give it a swish
Don't miss, try to hit it into little bits
and pieces to release the sweetest candy
Or otherwise some other surprise it can be
Any thing the pinata master fancies
A risky mystery but take the chance please

Hit the piñata
Hit the piñata
Sa…sawing batta
Hit the piñata
Ya, ya, ya gotta
Hit the piñata
Hit the thing harder
Hit the piñata!

Made out of paper, break the shape of
A donkey, you won't be seeing it later
Coz once you attack it, make the bat smack it
Maybe you'll smash it into smithereens
So streams of sweet treats careen to the carpet
The tricky task is to swing a stick in the darkness
But try your hardest, and tense your back
Until you strike the target, and make… it… crack

Hit the piñata
Hit the piñata
Sa…sawing batta
Hit the piñata
Ya, ya, ya gotta
Hit the piñata
Hit the thing harder
Hit the piñata!

Hit The Piñata [from Clarence on Cartoon Network]

This is from the Bedside Manners episode in season one and is another track that Jeff listens to in his bedroom. We thought he'd probably be into The Smiths so I made a pastiche of This Charming Man. In the scene Jeff is building an Eiffel Tower out of spaghetti so I wrote some pompous lyrics about yearning for more culture in a land of dumbness.

Lyrics:

A simulation of a landmark
Couldn’t save me from the State I’m in
The cobbler stole my wishing heels for paddling
Longing for a cultural exchange
To leave this diatribe against my brain 

It’s such a shame

But then again
The only Atlas here is me
Supporting architecture though it’s rickety 
Inevitably tumbling down

WATCH CLARENCE ON CARTOON NETWORK IT'S THE BEST!

Cultural Exchange [From Clarence on Cartoon Network]

A Randy Newman Parody from an episode called Lil Buddy, in a montage where Clarence gets more and more depressed.

Weird Stuff [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

This is from the episode Slumber Party where Clarence is having a wild fun time with a bunch of girls.

The reference track was Boys Are Fine by Smith Westerns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na5pQGRu2mE

Girls Are Fine [From Clarence on Cartoon Network]

Made for the Goldfish Follies episode which is in a retro style! This song is a parody of Michigan J Frog, Hello My Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkfU1JqmkHM

Minnesota J Fish [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Clarence's idea of some fancy dinner music to play on a dinner date he's set up for Jeff and Sumo in 'The Break Up'. A parody of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

Lyrics:

All the animals in the zoo
Come together to sing for you
Alligators and cheetah too
Hippopotamus, cockatoo
Sing ya ya ya ya ya [etc.]

Fancy Dinner Song [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From Clarence episode "In Dreams" - Clarence visits a land of fish flying out of butts, this is the music playing there!

Missing U [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From the Birdboyman episode - this music accompanies Sumo's pet bird Hot Sauce. So sweet! UNTIL IT PECKS YOUR EYEBALLS OUT

Hot Sauce [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Ren Faire' - the trio embark on a quest in a medieval village. I did not write the lyrics to this song! Vitaliy Strokous and Nicole Ridgwell did.

Three Brave Friends
A minstrel, and a monster, and a boy with a purse
Three Brave Friends
Questing to rid the White Knight of his curse
They’ll search for the dragon heart far and wide
Working together, side by side
Their hearts are true
They’ll find their luck
And never, never, never give up
Three Brave Friends
Three Brave Friends

Three Brave Friends [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Freedom Cactus' - Clarence has a runaway hit with his comic strip featuring a farting cactus. This is the music to the montage of his success. Reference track was Ain't That Peculiar by Marvin Gaye.

Make Believing [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

This is from 'Mystery Girl'. The girl Clarence is talking to down the phone wants to play him a song she wrote, which fades into a montage of them happily chatting with each other as the music goes more dreamy

I'm Hanging Up The Phone [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Dullance'. Clarence is having some quiet time in a closet. The carpet feels pretty good. The reference track for this was Girls by Death In Vegas.

Feels Pretty Good [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

This is from 'Dullance'. Clarence is relaxing in the bath to some soothing but kinda depressing music. This is a parody of The Sound Of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle.

LYRICS:

Bathtime bubbles help me float
Wriggle fingers wriggle toes
My reflection is my only friend
Bathtime bubbles help the tension end
And the bath toys understand what it is like
To be stretched
To the smell of bathsoap

Bumble In The Jungle [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

From 'Jeff's Secret'. Clarence tells a secret about his body to make Jeff feel better, then everybody in the school starts telling their own body secrets.

Everybody's Different [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Simon Panrucker