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Nightcore - Rockefeller Street

Kairiki bear【公式】mental chainsaw メンタルチェンソー／かいりきベア feat.初音ミク

inabakumori - lost umbrella feat.kaai yuki

Lost Umbrella

This song is stinkin' hilarious. I love it, and I love Kasane Teto alot, because she is just as energetic as me (believe it). Here are the lyrics. Enjoy!

Romaji

Sensei!
Kasane wa, Kasane wa, Kasane wa, vocalo ni hairimasuka?
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto 

"ZUKO" te iwanaide
Watashi wa pro jyanai mo-n
Furansu pan pa Koubutu manosesu
Magarine de taberu noda

MISOJI dakeredo, Chimera naraba jyuu-go sai
Vocaloid no cyoten mezashite UTAU noda
(Kyung! Kyung!)

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto...(MISOJI tte iuna!) 
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Sutekina uta, utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa.. "GYUUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Sengeti ni kariteira
DVD mitukatte
Awatete TSUTAYA E kaeshini iku Okorrarete hekomu noda (Miuh!)
Perfect Singer, Pretty twin Drill
Ichiman susen yen nakutemo utaimasu KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Ironna uta utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa
ugokanai yo!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... (KYUUUUUUHHH!! Chimera!)

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Minna to utaitai yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa "GYUUURUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Saisho wa uso dakeredo
Ima wa mou utaerundayo
Yumemita Vocaloid, Ituka wa nareuyone!

Watashi wa uta utau yo
Utaeru kono yorokobi
Minna no Mine ni todoke!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!

English

Sensei !!!
Is Kasane Kasane Kasane Kasane in vocaloid?
teto teto teto teto teto teto teto 

Don't give me a thumbs down I am not a proffesional
My favortie is the french bread I eat with maragine
I'm in my 30's but my chimera age is just 16
Aiming at the top of vocaloids I sing as an UTAU
tetotetotetoteto teto teto teto teto teto teto (etc)
(DON'T CALL ME OLD HAG!!!)
(KYUUUUUUN)

I am a I am a Diva I am not not a fake
I sing beautiful songs Vocaloid Monopoly
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

(Ted: If Kasane Teto turns into second form a pair of twin tails begin to spin)

Finding a rentail DVD missing for about a month
rushing it to TSUTAYA to return it. Told off severly and get blue.
A Perfect singer, Pretty Twintails
I sing without ten and some thousand yen!!!

I am I am a diva I'm not not a fake
I sing many songs Vocaloid Monoply
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills "THEY DON'T SPIN!!!"
I am Kasane Territory!!!

(Meiko: What do you think of this girl)
(Miku: Very much loved I think.)
(Ted: Don't you know her she is Teto-Chan!!!)
(Teto:Kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun)

Teto teto teto teto teto teto 
Teto teto teto teto (KYUUUUUUUUUN) (Chimera!!!)

I am I am a diva I am not not a fake
I sing all your songs Vocaloid Monopoly!
I am I am an idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

I appeared as a joke first but now I can sing
I dreamt of being vocaloid "I'll do it someday right?"

I sing songs this pouring happiness of singing ability!
Come to each of your heart!
I am Kasane Territory!!!
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

Kasane Territory ~ Kasane Teto

【歌ってみた】Shadow Shadow/Azari

アブノーマリティ･ダンシンガール - ぐちり feat.flower （Abnormality Dancin' Girl - Guchiry feat. flower）

Also on spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/track/7qQKmqfj7gqDFDZkWnbMur?si=abf39a1bc8444d68

Produced by Kairiki Bear. Uploaded it since there aren't any I can find on Soundcloud..

【Hatsune Miku】Failure Girl - Kairiki Bear

featuring @d1vv
produced by @discent & @hxrxkiller

lyrics:
[Hook: heroine diaries]
Heartbreaker
She a faker
I forgot her name yeah she a traitor
On my own now
I think it’s safer
Left my heart broken now I hate her
Heartbreaker
She a faker
I forgot her name yeah she a traitor
On my own now
I think it’s safer
Left my heart broken now I hate her

[Verse: d1v]
You ask me all these questions
Why you stressing?
When you broke my heart I learned my lesson
I be on some new shit the drugs help me up
You said it was your friend I don't really think it was
You said it was your friend I don't really think it was
I just wanna go I don't wanna feel this fucked
Look at my face I don't know what to say
Killing myself if I saw you today
All of these times when you fucked up my brain
All of these times when you said you afraid
Now I'm by my own
And I say leave me alone
I don't think you noticed it
But I don't wanna know
Cause I don't wanna know who you with
Cause I don't wanna know who he is

[Hook: heroine diaries]
Heartbreaker
She a faker
I forgot her name yeah she a traitor
On my own now
I think it’s safer
Left my heart broken now I hate her
Heartbreaker
She a faker
I forgot her name yeah she a traitor
On my own now
I think it’s safer
Left my heart broken now I hate her

it's hard to see when all i do is cry (feat. d1v) (prod. discent & hxrxkiller)

Source:(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzhr8EmeSvs)

【少女前線】言って。/ Say it.

................................... weren't expecting this one? yea me neither

so, this old song i made in early january of 2014 became a huge inside-joke in my friend group. and i thought to myself, oh wouldn't it be hilarious if i made a whole remake of that song with a pv and everything, in a satirical sorta way y'know? 

well that, like, happened, and the line between irony and seriousness on this one ended up being sooooooo thin. SO THIN. i'm definitely very aware that this isn't my best work, but blame 16 y/o me for that because this song in particular was so incredibly difficult to salvage hahaha

if you wanna know what i'm talking about, check out the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyign...

also fun fact but the characters from this song are these ocs i made when i was 16 named arc (guy with bandages) and say (longer-haired one). they had such a poorly thought-out story and it was so bad and this song didn't even fit them as characters. they deserved better

also also you know how youtubers will give their subscribers a group name? i premiered this on a livestream and the people in the chat have officially decided my subs are named the bug squad

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bandcamp: https://ghostandpals.bandcamp.com/alb...

pre-save on spotify: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/gho...

itunes/google play/etc stores coming soon! links will be posted here, in my community tab, and on twitter as they become available

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ghostandpals.com

https://twitter.com/GHOST_AND_PALS

https://www.patreon.com/ghostandpals

Bandcamp

Gumi Eng. & Yohioloid / The Chattering Lack of Common Sense [Original Song]

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音がひどい。より良く開発しよう。
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* ＣＯＶＥＲ *
Mix : MAYO
Thai Lyrics ：Dorazaza มีการแก้เนื้อหาเล็กน้อยค่ะ
Vocal : MAYO
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☆Off Vocal : Yopix
https://youtu.be/DEGyoFJcUus
☆Peformed by: Akari Nanawo (ナナヲアカリ)
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[MAYO] Happy Sugar Life OP ハピシュガアニメ Thai ver

公式 失敗作少女かいりきベアMARETU Feat.初音ミク

みんな幸せにな～れ! Feat. 初音ミク, MAYU, 結月ゆかり

UtataP feat. Yuzuki Yukari - 幸せになれる隠しコマンドがあるらしい

Graduation

Big Brother     Cover

Music and Lyrics: Pusu 
Piano: Miro
Vocals: Rei
Illustration: Omutatsu
This is not my song! I only own the translation featured below. Image from the official music video.

English translation by me:

幼い頃 殺めた命は数えきれず
小さな命を葬っては平然と笑って帰路についた
今になって考えたら真っ先に死ぬのは私でよかった

I can't count how many lives I killed when I was young
I'd bury an insignificant life, smile calmly, then head home
When I think about it now, I should have been the one to die from the start

うらうらとした周りの空気が濃くて
存在価値を奪うでしょ

The lively atmosphere surrounding me thickens
as if trying to steal my value to society

生命線とか無駄に長いだけで
何の役にも立たないただのしわだよ
心の奥がしょうもない人生観を嘆いているの
耳に刺さる理想 吐き捨てて

Things like lifelines are just needlessly long, (1)
wrinkles in time serving no purpose
At the back of my mind, I lament such a hopeless view of life
Spitting out ideals that stab into my ears

消えてしまいたい生涯なんてもんにどんな値が付いて
自己中心的だって？思いの欠片も知らないで
どうせ向こう数十年経った先では煙たがれて
なら私を刺して殺して奪って去って

What value is there to life when you just want to die?
That's selfish, you say? I don't understand the thought
Of course, after a decade or so, I'll just be a nuisance
so stab me, kill me, and take me away already

あの世行きのバスに乗ってさらば
I'm getting on the bus to the other world, see ya

幼い頃 馬鹿にされたことも忘れきれず
身に覚えのない理不尽さが頭から離れてくれないんだ
今になって考えたら何故飲み込んだのか
歯向かえばよかった

I can't forget when I was made fun of as a kid
I hadn't realized just how outrageous it was, and now the thought won't leave my mind
When I think about it now, why did I just accept it as it was?
I should have fought back

もやもやとした人混みの中を這って
存在価値を示すのよ

Crawling through the depressing crowd,
I make an effort to display my value to society

幸福論とか無駄に深いだけで
何の役にも立たないただの文字だよ
浅い心がパッとしない焦燥感に駆られているの
時だけが経って戻れないな

Things like the theory of happiness are just needlessly deep (2)
words serving no purpose
My shallow heart slowly succumbs to irritation
Time just goes on, unable to go back

消えてしまいたい生涯なんてもんにどんな芽が生えて.
面倒くさい奴だって？お前の声とか要らないわ.
どうせ向こう数十年経った先まで持ち越すだけ.
なら私を刺して殺して奪って去って

What good can come from your life when you just want to die?
I'm bothersome to be around? I didn't ask for your opinion.
Of course, I'll just shelve those words for decades to come
so stab me, kill me, and take me away already

消えてしまいたい生涯なんてもんに意味はあるんですか
Is there meaning to life when you just want to die?

消えてしまいたい生涯なんてもんに夢はあるんですか
Even though you just want to die, do you still have dreams?

無いじゃん
I have none at all

消えてしまいたい生涯なんてもんにどんな値が付いて.
辛いよね分かるよだって？分かったようなこと言わないで.
どうせ向こう数十年経った先でも嘆いていて.
なら私を刺して殺して奪って去って.

What value is there to life when you just want to die?
It's hard and it hurts so much, don't you get that? Don't act like you understand
Of course, after a decade or so, I'll still lament it
so stab me, kill me, and take me away already

それが私に出来る最初で最後の悪あがきだ
For me, that is my first and last struggle in vain

あの世行きのバスに乗ってさらば
I'm getting on the bus to the other world, see ya

でも私は悔いて叫んで雨が降って
But then, I regret and scream under the pouring rain

Translator Notes
1: Your lifeline is a line on your palm that is supposed to tell how long you have left to live
2: The theory of happiness says that accepting the impermanence of life is the path to true happiness; this is usually used on people with depression

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