Zagranis as Geometry Dash
MetalFireVA as Polybius
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by E Man, JK03, Oofie, Danger Dolphin 101, Grenade
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Dansonn

Geometry Dash (0:16):
Sliding in from the screen, it's GD with the clean flows 
You got skeptics writing ‘bout you, I got mean prose
Jump over any hurdle, I can beat a weak foe
That was only really known when ported to PC, though
You better mind your own craft fronting this block
When the dash champ’s Back on Track, man, I hip-hop (Uh)
Any trace of this faux game got killed off
‘Cause the feds figured no one’d want to play your shit, dawg
You should withdraw from this battle facing me
Rip off consoles like you took a bite from ‘83
Oregon’s the place to be for all the bullshit fanatics
I’d have the Men in Black wipe my mind if I have to hear you rapping
(Yeah) You vanished ‘fore players could even press start
The only beat you’d ever drop is a heart’s
I’m RobTopping game stores
A pixelated mess is what players have to pay for?

Polybius (0:49):
I thought you’d be able to square off with your shape but I see those disses were Lite
Like all of your trashy spinoffs that deserve to be sent to a landfill site
I’m the urban legend paradigm when it comes to the fear that I elevate (elevate)
You make gamers bash their brains in, and I thought I gave them headaches (headaches)
You're so fucking cheap, all I'd need are CD keys
Try to put a high score in, you’ll collapse to PB
Beat me? That's Madness! On a Stereo track, I’m
Leaving you shattered like the hearts of your players, guy
Seems that you're lacking in the new content they desire
Regurgitating games and levels that are uninspired
I rock consoles, your dev’s stuck in deadlock
Ironic this block can’t xStep onto Xbox

Geometry Dash (1:22):
Yeah, this migraine should've just stayed a claim
Cause the ports made you go from baseless to debased
All it takes is common cents for one to declare the truth
Evil Otto proved to be a bigger scare than you!
Unlike the spikes that I dodge, you couldn't get to the point 
But now I'm making like Scott, leave ageing boxes destroyed
I was born a modern mobile gaming classic
You were born from a sleep deprivation challenge!
 
Polybius (1:39):
Instilling Meltdowns in the depths of the brain
While you got none ripping off The Impossible Game
And try not to rage, kid, when I end this Bloodbath
So mischievous, even Loki notices - top that!
It's taken more than 4 years, still no update
At this sluggish pace, your game's never getting done, ay
This was another failed attempt to supersede me
GD’s taken the biggest crash since E.T.

Geometry Dash Vs Polybius. SIR Rap Battles: Sidequests (ft. Zagranis & MetalFireVA)

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