No clue who either of these guys are but this pops off

Flow was a bit off in places but this was really dope! Keep this standard up and you're really gonna go places.

Video release: April 1st

Oofie as Nikocado Avocado (video)
RNG as Nikocado Avocado (audio)
Pixel Chris as Reviewbrah (video)
Fightmarker as Reviewbrah (audio)

Written by ThatTacoGod, Oofie, Pixel Chris, RNG, WDRB and MaviKartal2003
Chiseled by ThatTacoGod and RNG
Mixed by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Dave James
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by ThatTacoGod
Produced by Oofie

Nikocado (0:10):
JEEPERS CREEPERS! A rat wants to battle?
If they were looking for you, they’d be staring at my asshole!
Shit, I meant SHIT! Oh, I'm beginning to prattle
But I’m eating you on the beat like I eat up cattle!
OH! You’re falling into depths even harder than your attic
NO! I refuse to give up on my diet, but...shit I had it
My verse is like my cheat day, cause it’s finger licking good
So before you rap, put your loss in one of your shitty books!

Reviewbrah (0:30):
Ladies and gentleman, sorry there's no upload tonight
It's just this greasy obese piece of crap ruined my appetite
The CEO of Heart Disease is off his butt and Hogging Beats?
Your bars are more junk than the gunk that’s clogging your arteries
My problem with this hippo is that he claims he's on a diet
Then he drops one tender and he goes off screaming and crying
Tears going down your cheeks is the only way that you're flowing
You're a meme but not golden, a review-bruh moment

Nikocado (0:50):
My vegan days are over, call it John Jurassic
Tried to fling shit take it to the John, Jurasek
Beating bitches all the time is my “Average Day”
‘Cause when compared to Nik, you come up short. WAVE
Make good jokes about my water weight, I’d like to see you try
Omg guys I can't take this I think I’m going to cry
I hope you die I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU DIE
I'M GETTING FAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY!

Reviewbrah (1:11):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Your raps were more abused than either Orlin or your food is
I watched some of your videos and I can’t see the appeal
You went from a happy man to crying over Happy Meals
I examined all your lyrics and you don't need much logic
To see the only thing Running On Empty is your content
You may be up and coming but I run these streets
And I just fried you on this beat, with a crispy 16 piece

Nikocado Avocado vs Reviewbrah - Rap Clash!

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2
HHH3
littleflecks
Sculpture 
YourLeastFavoriteEthan

littleflecks as Pewdiepie
AlaskanSam as Pied Piper

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 

Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Taco
Thumbnail by Rabi

Pied Piper Verse 1
It's time to face the music, Felix, you’re poor and helpless
I’ll offer a service, in return, your problems will be dealt with

YouTube’s king may regain his reign, since his fame plateaued
On the condition, you take this beating that you’re owed

Resting on green, shouting-out towards screeching masses,
You’ll be silenced as I sweep pests and take your child audience captive

With horror dead in the water, it’s no surprise you’re taking a dive
Throw the bait, and the truth clicks, like your viewer-ship, capsized 

I’m giving deep cuts, like Disney slicing ties
Watch you drown in my flow, someone give a Sub to Pewdiepie

But it’s water under a bridge you’d probably fail on again 
I’d give you a word, but the one you’d choose starts with an N


PewDiePie Verse 1
How's it I’m going against this, bros? I smell a rat.
Felix the Cat will change a one man’s band tune fast

I got diss track experience, try if you wanna
keep layering the crap like Bitch Lasagna

Pipe down, know the reason I won’t Lose is that
Your verse was a BARREL, but not full of Laughs

This visit’s the only way I’ll be Paying the Piper 
I wouldn’t even hire him on Fiverr

Eyy, it's a celebration with all that cash raked in! (Eyyy!)
I’ll pie this piper when I smash his face in

Your true colors are the shadiest man known
Leading to silver, you’re less moving than Stephano! 

Pied Piper Verse 2
I see, there was no need to strike you blind, deaf or dumb
When you follow my lead, you’re 3 children rapped in one

When I kill your smile, it’s cause I’m the Brothers Grimm Reaper
When you kill the smiles, it’s cause you’re a shit memer

I’ve went toe to toe with plagues, yet it still it sickens me so
When I hop on the trending page, and see your viral videos

But, yes, it’s fitting, a trend, that’s all you seem to be
I’m the OG-fueling the bars, you’ve been forgotten by Last Week


PewDiePie Verse 2
I gotta say, you want to play me, there's a couple notes you missed
We get it, you like kids, but can you do a diss?

Why the frick do you kill sheep at night
When I say you blow I don’t mean your pipe 

Your job's to be a blowhard, but peek at mine
You pick up kids at a park, I have an army online

How much I’ve murdered you has been graphic by design
Well... it’s my passion, brofist, byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

To the surprise of some, it's another ERBO???. But today we got the battle of chronic coffee lovers Dale Cooper vs Godot

Dale Cooper: MetalFireVA

Godot: Dusk

Mixed by: Zagranis

Dale Cooper (0:10):
Diane, it’s me Coop, listen you gotta hear this
Geordi La Forge lite wants to spit a diss
Grossberg's least notable student can't top the FBI
He’ll be served like a piece of cherry pie
This pig is more sketchy than Atmey 
I’d arrest you the second you look at Audrey
A Misty morality that’s not what it seems
You couldn’t save Mia even in my dreams
Think your metaphors make you all dandy?
They’re so shallow they couldn’t impress Andy
I woke up from a coma ready to fight
You woke up to be cock blocked by Redd White!

Godot (0:40):
Blacker than a moonless night covered in stars
Hotter and more bitter than Hell...Those are my bars
Could solve more mysteries by my 5th cup of Joe
That trite Wright catches killers faster than you bro
Hell’s depths couldn’t contain me so that Lodge aint shit
Seeing you it ain’t no surprise that Lynch went up and quit
Annie’s fate proves that Ron is a more manly man
And for the record, I’m more of a Blue Velvet fan

Dale Cooper (1:01):
Now hold it: My Return was David's greatest pride
You’re another one time Prosecutor Capcom threw aside 
Read up on the Terry trial and your kitten was no Pearl
You two flopped so bad I’d sooner trust Windom Earle 
Franziska could whip you to shape and it’d be deserved
This’ll be a loss that you can add to your perfect record
Crime in Twin Peaks stops when you bring The Book Boys in
One man’s cup of coffee is another man’s dose of poison!

Godot (1:21):
C’mon Dougie I expected a fight back
Were those raps or another asthma attack?
This boy scout certainly ain’t no Mr C
Turned as white as my hair once he saw me
You betrayed the trust that an agent carries
Caught you in 4K like Philip Jefferies
Not blind so I protected Maya at any means
You’re still deaf to Laura’s haunted screams!
Following things to the end is what I do
BOB straight up took out Earle for you
You can cry now that this battle is over
Just don’t waste 2 decades ya pushover

Dale Cooper:
Before the announcer I have a question sir
What kind of coffee do you prefer?

Godot:
Black and bitter, more so than my destiny
Sugar ruins it, plus I spend less money

Dale Cooper:
Woah, I like my cup of coffee that way too!

Godot:
Well damn Dale I didn’t expect taste from you

Dale Cooper:
So Armando, would you like a drink with me?

Godot:
Coffee brings men together, wouldn’t you agree?

*They both start taking a drink*

Dale Cooper:
That was a DAMN fine cup of coffee,

Godot:
The best I ever had

Dale Cooper vs Godot- Epic Rap Battles Of ??? S2

It's the battle of the robot rebels in this MSRB, now on Soundcloud!
Thumbnail and Connor by Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Android 17: (0:11)

Would you look at that? Challenged by scrap for brains
What’s crazier, the fact people’d wanna play your game
Thinks he’s hot shot, with a cult driven plot
‘Til he’s stopped on the spot, joins the mob he had fought

You had one simple mission; put Markus outta commission
Then you have him commissioned, betray and lose recognition
Try to fight me? I’ll endanger you, don’t even try it
I’d invite you to my island, but I doubt you could find it

I’ma knock you out, so lick the blood offa your mouth
You got a pal named North, but this battle’s going south
Arrest me for dropping bars, if you’re such a good cop
‘Cause I killed this track like Hank makin’ his heart stop

Connor: (0:43)

I’m Connor, the android sent to end your cyber life
I’ve preconstructed your verse and made sure to analyze
All your flaws and weaknesses, never saw you beating this
Invisible in your series like some non-raw Thirium

With a coin, I am tricky, got the strap on me, blicky
Suit and tie, I am drippy, beat me? You are tripping
You won’t survive this fight, no plot armor at all
7 giant wishing orbs but you still have no balls

According to my calculations, you were destined for greatness
‘Till you became a dead weight, and then had no deviation
Nothing to your character except a snarky attitude
You’ll find that I left 17 stab wounds!

Android 17: (1:15)

Sorry, who were you again? I seem to have forgotten
Oh right, traitor to his mission, Amanda-lorian
Humans used us as their toys, puppets to exploit
I’m known for saving the universe, you’re known for saving Detroit


Connor: (1:25)

Thought you’d have a better flow, with a name like Lapis
Extracted you in a lab, now I’m laughin’ at what happened
Never seen a redemption arc that happens all offscreen
How ironic, the detective just made a crime scene

Connor vs Android 17 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan). Mini-Star Rap Battle!

Descendants of dragons who were the first inhabitants of their worlds,  destined to save the world from an otherworldly threat. 

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Corrin
K.C. as Zinnia
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by SPM1000
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Dansonn

Corrin (0:14):
Any path I take is not without bloodshed,  don't wanna step to my territory
It's ironic that you're a Lorekeeper when your franchise fails to keep a good story
Thought you were destined to be the world's savior, until a small kid proved you a failure
Impaled by Rayquaza, took a beam to the face, it was Fate that the hospital saved 'ya
That trainer made you lose your life purpose like Aster
Couldn't gain your god’s trust and they call you a Master?
You’re leading Team Aqua but you’re lacking in the drip
They almost drowned your kind, might as well jump the ship
Your race cast you away; isolated, afraid
Didn’t have what it takes and you’ve naught to save face
I’d say make like a Ghost-type and keep disappearing
But you couldn’t even make it to Smash as a spirit

Zinnia (0:42):
Any path you take isn’t ethical, both in the carnage you wage and your love life
‘Cause this barren dragon’s apparently making his first cousin a beloved wife
And a vile father at that, abandoned his children to go kill his family (what?!)
Your story’s a tragedy; claiming that my one is awful is nothing but blasphemy! (Yeah)
Got featured on the 3DS but your personality falls flat
The worst character of your own game; to FE fans, you’re appalled at
So don’t flash your Dragon Fangs at me, you’re not even the best in the army you lead
This battle calls for strategic retreat, why don’t you make like Takumi and concede?

Corrin (1:10):
It took a manga to flesh out your character, and even then you were still despised
Stalking some children and stealing their keystones, no wonder you were antagonized
This prodigy is dropping these hits like a meteor; trample on you like some actual zinnias
Between your lines and the Delta Episode, I cannot tell what’s more linear (heh)

Zinnia (1:25):
(sigh) I'm ravaging mannequins, you'll end up vanishing like Valla’s secrets (let him have it!)
I'm rapping a dragon who's dragging his plot like a battle sequence (let me at him!)
Any respect you once had went straight down the litter
When your viewers saw you locking lips with your own half-sister!

Corrin (1:39):
Your company’s selling the same product twice; at least my ones are two different branching stories
I get you’re chasing destiny, but attacking your hero isn’t mandatory
Look me in the eyes. Do you see the flame within burning so madly?
I see that the past can Haunter ‘cause her elder was burnt too Ghastly!  
 
Zinnia (1:53):
Your mother died in front of your eyes 
And you wanna talk lives being snubbed? Alright,
You forced your brothers to commit suicide 
Yet you still claim the Road that you've Taken is right
A member of royalty, but you lack class
Man, I’ll leave you more broken than your max stats
You like writing prose but they didn’t say you’re good at it too
Even Xander could outwit you
Without Azura throwing her life away, you couldn't quell your rage 
You made it into Smash Bros but your hype was absent like your stage! (Oooh!)
The ocean's gray waves are washed up now. Quit? You better, kid
Cause my theme gets more glory than your three games ever did! (Checkmate.)


This was the first battle I ever wrote, conceptualized 3 years ago. I wanted to make this matchup into a reality back then, but I just didn't have the right equipment or confidence... Until today!

Zinnia vs Corrin. SIR Rap Battles (ft. K.C.)

This video will take a while to drop since I'm gonna be trying something new with it. Enjoy 2 battles in 1 day lol

Zagranis as Ronald McDonald
AdamDRB as Colonel Sanders

Beat Produced by: Kustom
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Ronald:
Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try our Big Mac?
It'll be your last meal before your attempt to kick back
Turn your shit to mish mash, I guess we'll have to vanish dinner
But it wouldn't be as much of a mess as your Spanish Twitter
I'm better with chicken and that's all you ever gave, yo
Nobody goes to your store for them shitty ass potatoes
Give you a run for money, pound the quarters out of you
But Sanders and his rotting business beat me in my point of view, ooh
Play with me like a Happy Meal, I'll fuck up your status
The goat on the mic, ask ICP and Mac Sabbath
Your gas station recipe will likely guarantee a loss
But your bucket for my tips? That's a wonderful idea, boss

Sanders:
A clown's steppin' up to business men
How classic, but just know my rapping is intense
Your shit against mine is crazy if you think you're winning this
Ain't no need for RackaRacka, you're already killing kids
Oh my God, Ronny, rockin' the mascot of diabetes 
But he's all sloppy, usin' marketable plushies to beat me
Leave you all bodied, not leavin' your company to cook long
I'm finger lickin' good, you're eating King's dick like it's Mukbang
Takin' down Ray Kroc like my name is Steve Irwin
Homie lost a bet and now it's truly me that's servin'
I'm the one with the class, I got the drip and it's serious
Bruh, you look like you just ate out a bitch after her period

Ronald:
Least I got a bitch, though, you're pillow talking a syrup bottle
I'll steal and use her for my McGriddle once I be ya model
You may be a real person but don't you brag for long, though
Since now you're just exploited more than Marilyn Monroe
Ran ran ru, I beat up all my foes especially the
Madmen who don't think it's pretty evident that you're
Done done too; I'll make you pay the prices
Not like anybody gave a shit about your herbs and spices

Sanders:
You got replaced when a box took your place, are you that doomed?
You're on drugs, but not the heroin inside your bathroom
I'm running this solo, and don't think you'll be next to me
When your squad is just a bunch of Muppet rejects, you see
I'll never step in your house, because I worry ‘bout the placement
You want kids in your playplace, or in real words, the basement
I'm being put in comics, you're put on watchlists, so you're just gone, bro
But you can take your shitty games and put 'em in my console

Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders

Two furries arguing 

Mancha (Uberocity) as Rat
Alex M. as Louis

Thumbnail by Mancha
Mixed by Alex M.
Beat prod. by Dansonn
Written by R the Writer

Rat:
Move over drama queen, it's the patron funnies Saint
Against a horny fuck who's outfit reeks of bunny stank
Heat from my words won't be a treat for this foil
I'd turn you into Venison, but your ass is too spoiled
Still I'll make sure every rhyme hits cause my kind's sick and my mind's sick
It's fight time stay sidelined while Legoshi steals your sidechick 
I'm an icon Bright tier social commentary can't compete with
So put your foot in your mouth, in other words EAT SHIT
This won't end in a draw, but after I'm done spitting these
You'll get a redesign, as you'll have piqued your author's sympathy
Guard Duck bring out your launcher and go to town on Bambi
While I go ham like Pig and do the same to this damn beat

Louis:
I'm on the sidelines? I killed my gang's last leader
And now that you've goaded me, you won't last either
Don't need to be a bigot to think that your kind's done harm
So I'll play Adler once more, and hope third time's the charm
But it's wrong to put the source of your vices on your race
Since even your own relatives don't wanna see your face
Don't have to try hard, still I'll stop at nothing to win
Trash talkers like you should be stuffed in a bin
Your artstyle's bland, your substance is thin
The only lines that I can stomach: your limbs
As headassed as the crocs, explains why you're spewing shit
And how you're stupid enough to get schooled by a truant kid
Yeah I'm a tycoon, so I figure when the tides are down
It's nothing for me to go out and throw a couple dimes around

Rat:
Explains why you're so senseless, are you a beastar or a crimelord?
A racist with a carnivore as the only one they'd die for?
It's true that when it comes to put downs, I've been revered
You always fight yourself, why do I need to be here?
Regardless I'll leave Louis bagged in an unattractive fashion
With predatory pals that'll go into action for the rations
But even if you were a carnivore, I don't think you'd bite
You couldn't even bust a melon, in a fruit fight 
Even your G act'll crack against my nuke owning peers
Turn you to a crisis actor if you don't escape from here
Your own lack of strength being your biggest fear
Tells me that you're all talk like the vigilante deer

Louis:
You're the one who's bagged if you wanna talk connections
Enter the lion's den, you'll be more fucked up than your friendships
With punchlines so contrived, you say that I'm all talk?
You won a Reuben, still you're sandwiched with contemporary schlock 
Tried search your strip for humor, so I gave it a chance 
All I found was another author's cancel culture rants
If this glorified fursona's the best his comic offers
Maybe it should be cancelled, hell I'll even pay your author
Got you cornered from all angles, this rap game is zero sum
Everyone in your comic's bad, in a world with none the hero won
If you still wanna diss me, I think you've got it mixed up
The real punchline's you insulting me despite knowing your strip sucks

Rat Vs Louis - Rap Battle

Pixel Chris as Bob Ross (video)
Swizkii as Bob Ross (audio)  
CCRB as Salvador Dali (video)
Snakebite126 as Salvador Dali (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, ThatTacoGod and Derpiest Game Blast
Mixed by Glitch
Beat produced by Kustom
Beat re-arranged by Oofie
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Bob Ross (0:12):
The Joy of Painting must be lost on you, Dali
Maybe just in the same manner to when you once lost your mommy
I'll drop this Chupa Chump like he was dropped by his papi
He disowned you from his home, now I'll re-own you on this bomb beat
My art is a blessing, bringing joy, I'm a saviour
While your art is depressing: an edgy teen’s wallpaper
You’re not fit to claim a beat, even with the La Casa heist
Ya can’t blame the Persistence of Memory this time!

Salvador Dali (0:31):
Reincarnate again to beat Bob but realest is me
You stick to drawing bushes, best surrealist is me!
If it weren't for YouTube, you would have no fame
Before I died I had 2 galleries bearing my name
Work and verse so generic, made no attempts to better it
You only made little sticks, I’ll leave em broken like your rhetoric
Learned to paint fast, no wonder it’s half assed 
My museum gives free pass, to I.D. (instant defeat) of a veteran!

Bob Ross (0:50):
Brothers takin’ the mic for you yet I still flow better
You only know instrumental without the first six letters
This accident ain't happy spittin P-BS on the mic
Lovin Hitler ain't right, I'll knock out your Northern Lights
I moustache you a question, why are there snails on your face?
Don’t fear rap perfection, won't reach it when you paint
Beating the devil outta you, clear as a Meadow Lake
I might not have been a pilot but in this battle I'm an Ace 

Salvador Dali (1:10):
Insult the facials of Dali? You’re the facial of hypocrisy!
That thing you call a beard? Breeding ground for little birdies
While you're a prodigy and teaching audie-sies 
Betrayal of teaches, being jolly is boloney, and you know it
Happy little tree!
Is all that comes out when you speak
Fitting you’re military, off of others you leech
The master sergeant Bob Ross won’t be so jolly
Standing there like “What's My Line?”, blinded by Mr. Dali!

Bob Ross (1:29):
Your heart shows your weakness, you went and lost faith
Talk back to superiors, latrine has your name
I’ll Paint Your Tongue with chocolate, you seem low on bars! Hey!
Sanity you lost it, 50 Shady with your arse play!

Salvador Dali (1:39):
Can’t flow but you're melting from rhymes like them clocks do
Now all your relevancy’s Dead(beat drop)-pool!
“Legends have no right to die” that advice you can ignore
Your victory does not exist: episode 404’d!

Bob Ross vs Salvador Dali

Bob Ross vs Salvador Dali - Rap Clash!

Written by
AdamDRB
Your Least Favorite Ethan
HHH3
Davestridr 
Sculpture

Additional Help
Shimario
JustGamer
Kamren
Dilly
Vlad

Charlie Sheen - AdamDRB
Charlie Brown - Fightmarker

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 


Charlie Sheen Verse 1
This is Execution, I'll deploy ordinance and leave you shot dead 
I don’t take second place, ‘specially ‘gainst depressed blockheads

So get off my team, twerp, even Sally can't match your bitchin 
Chuck can’t ball like I do, you’ve been losing since the pitchin

I’m not a drug you can handle, you really wanna take me? 
You droopy-eyed snoopy swiping runt, I'm crazy

I won't be picked on by a kid that can't party and lacks friends
The benders I’ve been sent on would kill 2 ½ Men

I’d pass you the mic but you’d fumble it to the endzone
Cleveland Brown lines up just to get stuck in the friendzone

Method actin’s great, but the bars you get are prison
When your voice took after you, and started stalking women

My raps will knock you flat on your ass, and hospitalized 
And you’ll miss me so hard, you’ll cry: "WHY CHARLIE, WHY?”

But I know I'm a nice guy, a hero aiding charity 
So have a nickel baldy, scram and get Lucy's chemotherapy


Charlie Brown Verse 1
When mentioned, the response of revulsion is expressed.
It's a guess, but is this, "The Charlie Sheen Effect?"

Laugh tracks correct, I'm sorry, but I'm the one who snorted
If the world forgot you, you probably weren’t that important

This charlatan Charlie Sheen is hardly seen as an actor
The best role you play is yourself, so does this even matter?

You'll be punted off-set, another Chuck makes you defunct
The last time I saw you undrugged was on a CBS Rerun

I feel bad for your kids, because their Dad barely cares
My parents don't even spew as much nonsense as theirs

At this point we're splitting hairs, like those divorces you filed.
Between a Cryer and a Harper, you’re both the man and the child.

I'd say stop making gambles but.. (sigh) just forget it
You'd still fraud your family tree to deflect being anti-semitic

Your brother's in the brat pack? I can't help but feel lied to
I draw in audiences, you hang with more sketchy characters than I do 


Charlie Sheen Verse 2
Check the walk of fame, Snoopy's the party animal you'd rather be
More spineless than Linus, you're the worst in the Peanuts gallery

I make girls comic strip down to socks, non stop
But the only chick you ever pick up? Kid, it’s Woodstock

If I was as high as your kite, the roll I'm on would stop
I'd be lonely, I'd be boring, and I'd not be at the top

Keep complaining ‘bout your rocks, what a buzzkill, man
GODDAMN, the ones I'm banging are 7 frikkin grams

You're wallowing in misery, I'm drowning in cash
Like Shultz in a war, keep what you write in the drafts

So accident prone, no wonder you sold out to insurance
I beat you twice, call this bi-winning, 2 verses


Charlie Brown Verse 2
Kids won't be the only thing copped from this creep
It's crystal clear you lost your marbles, and I'm playing for keeps

An anti-vaxx takes shots at arms, didn't stop when his scandal hit
Now you're broke and alone, dying for more Anger Management

Discussing allegations, Corey's the one worth believing
And your role in 9/11? That's not good grieving

For once I'll stand up, I didn't want to be mean
But I guess every day's an Off Day when it comes to Charlie Sheen

This alcoholic should stay anonymous, I’m iconic, timeless
Can’t touch poetry when your own bi-winning’s rhymeless

Like a Macy's Day Parade, you got served, Thanksgiving dinner
Absorb this: I’m a less sore loser than you’d be a winner

Charlie Brown vs Charlie Sheen - Discord Rap Battles

i'm back lol.

jay as che guevara / luke skywalker
written by jay
mixed by jay

i did everything basically.

except the thumbnail. that was done by Rabi.

-lyrics-
Che Guevara:
No saber or blaster this bastard could brandish
Could prevent me from bombing him like his sister’s planet
See, I bested JFK- you’re a fool, mate
Mother Russia said knock you out- call me LL Cool Che
I’m vicious and vile- more violent than Vader is
I’ll slay your invasion like your spaceship was the Bay of Pigs
Step to the Marxist with the hardest bars in history
It’s fast you’ll learn, you’ll crash and burn worse than your newest trilogy
I’m top dollar, no one rocks the beat like Guevara
When I drop bars hotter than Queen Amadala
Ya gotta spit hotter if you even want to bother
‘Cause I’m so on fire, I guess I am your father

Luke Skywalker:
Looks like I’m back on Tatooine for this bomb rap
‘Cause judging by your looks, I’m bullseyeing another womp rat
I mean, this cartoonish commie wants to be in power
But the only thing this coward needs to be in is a shower
When Skywalker Rises, better start planning your escape
I’ll blast your band of guerillas back to the planet of the apes
This mascot tries to act like Castro with his flows
But you’re a carbon copy of him- is this Attack of the Clones?
Any disadvantage, I can still overthrow your command
Whether without Han Solo, or with a solo hand
Your raps are coarse and rough- the force is what I’m flowin’ on
Leia ‘nother verse down, I’ve already Obi-Wan 

Che Guevara:
Chico espacial, I’d can it with the slander
I’m a goddamn Phantom Menacing Spanish commander
And to say I’m gross ain’t something you wanna hit towards
Yoda’s ass or your sister; which one do you kiss more?
This Disney princess can’t talk
You’re shacking up with Mickey Mouse and you call me the mascot?
Selling out to corporations 'till the money’s bottomless
I may have failed revolting but at least I’m still a communist

Luke Skywalker:
I lit up the Dark Side, you hardly sparked a revolution
Must be frozen in carbonite ‘cause you couldn’t start a movement
You failed uniting nations and you failed at dissing
You’re like a stormtrooper- you prevail at missing
I could take on more tyrants than you in a day 
This star is topping Che like I was a beret
You’ve meddled with the Rebels and that I can’t let fly
This is your second execution, thanks to the Last Jedi

Che Guevara vs. Luke Skywalker - X Rap Battle #12.

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