This is sick and really fun! I also love this series name lmao

@chandler-corbitt: yeah but felix as felix

amazing but pewdiepie's voice is just weird

okay it kind of sounds like pewdiepie but a bit litter for a voice

very disappointed im just hearin this now, this is fire

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2
HHH3
littleflecks
Sculpture 
YourLeastFavoriteEthan

littleflecks as Pewdiepie
AlaskanSam as Pied Piper

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 

Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Taco
Thumbnail by Rabi

Pied Piper Verse 1
It's time to face the music, Felix, you’re poor and helpless
I’ll offer a service, in return, your problems will be dealt with

YouTube’s king may regain his reign, since his fame plateaued
On the condition, you take this beating that you’re owed

Resting on green, shouting-out towards screeching masses,
You’ll be silenced as I sweep pests and take your child audience captive

With horror dead in the water, it’s no surprise you’re taking a dive
Throw the bait, and the truth clicks, like your viewer-ship, capsized 

I’m giving deep cuts, like Disney slicing ties
Watch you drown in my flow, someone give a Sub to Pewdiepie

But it’s water under a bridge you’d probably fail on again 
I’d give you a word, but the one you’d choose starts with an N


PewDiePie Verse 1
How's it I’m going against this, bros? I smell a rat.
Felix the Cat will change a one man’s band tune fast

I got diss track experience, try if you wanna
keep layering the crap like Bitch Lasagna

Pipe down, know the reason I won’t Lose is that
Your verse was a BARREL, but not full of Laughs

This visit’s the only way I’ll be Paying the Piper 
I wouldn’t even hire him on Fiverr

Eyy, it's a celebration with all that cash raked in! (Eyyy!)
I’ll pie this piper when I smash his face in

Your true colors are the shadiest man known
Leading to silver, you’re less moving than Stephano! 

Pied Piper Verse 2
I see, there was no need to strike you blind, deaf or dumb
When you follow my lead, you’re 3 children rapped in one

When I kill your smile, it’s cause I’m the Brothers Grimm Reaper
When you kill the smiles, it’s cause you’re a shit memer

I’ve went toe to toe with plagues, yet it still it sickens me so
When I hop on the trending page, and see your viral videos

But, yes, it’s fitting, a trend, that’s all you seem to be
I’m the OG-fueling the bars, you’ve been forgotten by Last Week


PewDiePie Verse 2
I gotta say, you want to play me, there's a couple notes you missed
We get it, you like kids, but can you do a diss?

Why the frick do you kill sheep at night
When I say you blow I don’t mean your pipe 

Your job's to be a blowhard, but peek at mine
You pick up kids at a park, I have an army online

How much I’ve murdered you has been graphic by design
Well... it’s my passion, brofist, byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

Sonic.EXE : Fightmarker
Trollge : JustGamer 

Written by Kamren and Nooby
Beat Prod : Ear 2 Tha Beat
Mixed by Fightmarker
Art by CreeperPasta and Nooby


RAP BATTLE

SONIC.EXE
VS
TROLLGE

BEGIN

Sonic.EXE :
Hello. Wanna play with me? I love a good race
When I'm raising the stakes, try to keep with the pace
Almost a decade in and stickman's bent out of shape
That's all what transpired when I fOuNd HiM : a sad Trollface
Wipe that smug off your grin, I'm not one for tomfoolery
Comparing him to depressed trolls, even Tom’s less of a fool to me
Reach the staircase to heaven? I'll make this fucker meet his downfall
Since this is another battle you'll lose against a pair of blue balls
I terrified all online, children hide in their sheets
You're a Woke-jack influencing "I'm a teen and this is deep"
You Can't Run, though you can try 'fore I catch up to Joaquin's clown
After I'm done? I'll be sure to keep Carlos' property staying down

Trollge : 
Step 1 : Model your idol, take his skin
Step 2 : Put it on and END HIS KIN
Step 3 : Claim yourself as God
Step 4 : Escape from PC to show you've gone soft
Blood stilled down your pupils and had eyes rolling
Getting kicked out of wiki’s the only time this pasta's trolling
The biggest joke you ever made stole Kefka's shtick
We'll see if Hyenas still laugh after The Allegations Incident...

Sonic.EXE :
Gotta say, I’d hope you kept this entertaining
But like the internet's interest, your purpose is already fading
I'm EXE yet your verse's execution fell flat
So why don't you add another step and find who fucking asked?
For someone like yourself, I thought burning bridges was your job
I've done better tearing Tails' tails, tearing up all the sobs
Now as your god, you better start making amends
'Cause this meme will die twice, and he won't get a chance to try again

Trollge : 
A single drop of oil and I rise above your flow
Though I've read your horrid grammar, surprised that you could stay afloat
Check my Keter class, I'm more Majin than X ever showed
For a hedgehog this speedy, seems your timing was too slow
Are you mad bro? your fame faded in so little time
Metal Sonic but demonic and even more dead inside
C'mon, what's the matter? Don't like the way I talk?
Please, you played with lives like a game of Hide and Stalk
Left a trail of dead animals and it all paved way
For a legacy in the water, a been drowned Ben Drowned
Gave Sally stitches, but that's nothing to my thrown shade
Dethroned this "god," now I'm the Ruler. No need for another round

Sonic.EXE vs Trollge - Rap Battle! (ft. Fightmarker and JustGamer)

Watch the video for this battle! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veylJcIxkG0&t=2s

Hello there, and welcome back to another episode of Shimario's Rap Battles! In this installment we have a battle between Nintendo's platforming mascot, Super Mario, and HAL Laboratories' most iconic puffball, Kirby.

WAN as Mario
Shimario as Kirby

Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: Psytube
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art in thumbnail by: KCToons, Nooby, and WAN

fuck the battle was too long to post lyrics in the description uhhhh lyrics here: docs.google.com/document/d/12bVHw…/edit?usp=sharing

Alright that's pretty much all I have to say. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for the next episode. Get all aboard the hype train!

Mario Vs Kirby - Shimario's Rap Battles

Katsuki Bakugo : RaccoonBroVA
Squidward Tentacles : Jofinity 

Beat Prod : Trunkz
Written by Kamren
Additional help from CreeperPasta
Mixed by Serena
Art by CreeperPasta

MY HERO ACADEMIA VS ANYTHING

KATSUKI BAKUGO
VS
SQUIDWARD


Katsuki Bakugo :
Someone tell this loser he needs a different career choice
Cuz I'd be happy to kill this fraud and break his damn toys
Start up those fryers, I'm making crispy calamari
In short, I'm gonna win. What makes you think you can harm me?!
Courted by a jester? Please! Bow down to your king!
Exploding on the beat, this track I'm murdering!
The fuck you plan to achieve? Make my ears bleed?!
Sour Note better plead, Dynamight's taking the lead!
You draw self portraits? Wow, you really are hopeless, clown
Compared to Squilliam's eyebrow, you got a bigger frown
April Fools! You're renowned the laughingstock of the town
Even Deku's booing from the crowd, you should kill yourself, now!
You're not even a squid, the hell those extra legs go?
Thought you'd get Sweet Victory? I'll just go Sicko Mode
But hey, I'm a hero so lemme give you advice
Make like that nerd and find success in your next life

Squidward Tentacles :
And that, Patrick, is how you shouldn't open a verse
I'm surprised you could still breathe, your lungs must be at their worst
Listen kid, sweating in this battle won't do you any favors 
Pies blow up more than your quirk and it's their natural flavor
That's what we call a burn
Grew up with a gift made you think that you're greater
But only ended up as Vegeta but lamer
The League tried recruiting him as their new savior
Instead, he said "I'm on a whole other layer!"
Outclassed on this paper, put this mutt back on his leash
You're so predictable, the person you bullied swept you up off your feet
Like Kelpy G, the audience is begging for an "Encore!"
Why don't you rap over there cause honestly? I'm quite bored
Of this eyesore, throwing temper tantrums makes you hardcore?
Keep blaming yourself, you'll retire more than just your mentor
Maybe your ego will falter and realize your mistakes
But until then, Krabs! I'm going on my break!

Katsuki Bakugo :
You're not out of these woods yet, those bars got nothing
Saying anything of note is a giveaway : you're bluffing
Working a 9 to 5 with people you actively despise
Plankton's bigger to notice than a life you actually like
Hopes and dreams are dead, clarinet made me go deaf
Even your house fancied you out with how much you lost your head
And what makes even less sense? How is SpongeBob not as dense
Than a self-entitled prick who's mediocre at best
Fucking dick nose! You literally blow!
What's more mid than your show? Your "angriest" tone!
I'm predictable? Well here's the hook, line and sinker
For a squid out of water, I thought you'd be a heavy drinker
With all you've been through, its no wonder you tried striking your contract 
Too bad when against me, a Howitzer is the only time you've made an Impact!
Now make like the extra you're outed to be
Stay in my shadow and get left behind me!

Squidward Tentacles :
We serve food here and its clear you lack taste
The irony is about as smashed on as my face
What's the difference? There's beauty in beef keeping me fed
Since it went to my thighs, for you? It went to your head
You won a festival? Wow! You're so profound!
Dear Neptune, my neighbors aren't this annoying to be around
The Dirty Bubble doesn't come close to how foul your mouth is
Somebody grab his mama and slap it back in!
I suppose it's my fault expecting you to be my match
Jeanist couldn't make your image last, so what chance do I have?
One Krakatoa and everything you've said looks mild
Though what did I expect from petty threats from a child?
Kirishima's getting jealous with how hard you're on my nerves
SpongeBob! Give him a Patty to show he's being served!
I'd say you got schooled, but you'll fail without a doubt
Your reputation paid enough, this loss is on the house!


Crowd : Serena, Kamren and MetaMachine

Katsuki Bakugo vs Squidward - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #8 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Jofinity)

Welcome to the bonus scene! Today after a long wait, we have the frantic inventor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Flint Lockwood, against the enigmatic, recluse candy maker, Willy Wonka! Enjoy!

CAST
Snakebite126 as Flint Lockwood
Zawesome as Willy Wonka

LYRICS
Lockwood:
Um… I’ve never been in a rap battle before. Are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright, I have the tools
Writing (Ay), rhyming (Ay), flowing (Ay), dissing (Ay)
Lab coat: on! Your style? Missing! (Ay)
You got candy raps, Reese’s Pieces. I drop hot dogs, you’re still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe, It’s not charming; its creepy (Ew)
You’re a boring old man, trapping children is how you get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people like a Diabetic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystem science has never had before
You emptied out a colony to work in your dollar candy store
Sparking flames, ‘cause Flint’s lit, your darkest days ain’t hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder than spies into your business

Wonka:
When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this. Pardon as I limp in to spit this
DJ Loompa, drop the beat. Let’s see just how much young Flint has bitten
I’m so high up on the food chain, it’s like I’m fizzy liftin’
Watch me drop these Wonka Bars, and all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn’t step to me with spray-on-shoes, while this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments than the Party-in-the-Box incident
Here’s an urgent news report: I gave your girl one or two calls
Forecast for your bedroom: Cloudy with a Chance of Blue Balls

Lockwood:
Here’s the cheese: I couldn’t be any grater, I’m serving you, call me your waiter
‘Cause for dope rhymes I’m known to cater, I’ll slip you the Bill for being such a Hader
I’ve invented something better than a not-so-great glass elevator
The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Flow Replicator
Needed to find a successor before you bit the dust, may I give a suggestion
How about you hop on my dad’s boat if you wanna fish for attention
I’ll leave your head spinning like a tornado of spaghetti
I’d invent a way to limit your words, but your dad did that already

Wonka:
(Slowly ramps up speed)
There’s no earthly way of knowing, why you think you’re good at flowing
Only nowhere’s where you’re going, you’re sinking when the boat is rowing 
Ducked out for your idol, left your friends feeling betrayed
But realistically, who looks up to a guy named Chester, anyway?
25 years of failure, you think one success made you clever, kid?
But no, it’s fine that your machine worked harder than you ever did
How could your town ever succeed when your income is sardines
If you could give a monkey speech, it shouldn’t be that hard-- Steve!
Throw mommy’s lab coat in the trash. Oh how you’ve disgraced her
You get nothing, you failed, you lose, Good Day Sir! 

Lockwood:
Well wait just a minu-

Wonka:
I SAID GOOD DAY!

Art by Valonide
Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Flint Lockwood Vs Willy Wonka | GridLine Rap Battles Bonus

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Duck Hunt: *dog laugh*
Look! I’ve found the bones of a series left in shambles
If you’re anything like your fanboys, than your brain must be scrambled
Like your eggs, sequel quality, and your licensing rights
So check my bark and my bite when you’re inciting a fight
You were the Nuts & Bolts of Rare, now their name is self aware 
Because after Microsoft I looked and couldn’t find them anywhere
Your games were shiny and polished but now they’re  more rusted
I was kicking this can, you two were kicking the bucket 

Banjo & Kazooie:
This Duo with no identity is more than just in name
Guh Huh!! Nintendogs were already in the game! 
Kazooie! 
KAZOOIE:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK THEY ALL DESPISE YOU
YOUVE ALREADY ANNOYED ME MORE THAN THAT WITCH GRUNTILDA’S RHYMES DO
Banjo:
It’s okay Kazooie, it’s clear this that dog can’t spit fire
Which is funny when you factor in the Dalmatian attire
So you really think you can best the best tag team HARDLY
LETS SHOW THIS MUTT This isn’t our first party

Duck Hunt: 
Too slow on the draw! Im the one who’s known by gamers!
While You’re more known for ripping off of King K Rool’s trailer
Slap me aside but you know that I’m iconic 
The backseat driver’s in charge here, isn’t that ironic 
Kazooie face it, you’re placements only for comedic words
And you know I’m pretty good at taking our wounded birds
Banjo you’re too nice for a diss rap but I guess it doesn’t matter
Even Mumbo couldn’t turn you two morons to better rappers 



Banjo:
Here I thought this gunman would sling out more retorts
Only bought for your bundle - A PISS POOR WII SPORTS
We don’t swear in this series WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
They think that they’re up our alley THEY MISSED THEIR DAMN SHOT
*sigh* This is a family channel, please watch what you say
Let’s not get banned like their stage in competitive play!
Now don’t get too mad, but unlike your game, you got played 
SO BAD EVEN OLD YELLER MET A BETTER FATE

Duck Hunt vs Banjo & Kazooie. Super Smash Raps #3

At long last a fresh new upload, we have horror Youtube personality, Chills, against the legendary horror presenter, Rod Serling, enjoy!

CAST
Chills: T Homie
Rod Serling: Mr. Tibbs

LYRICS:
CHILLS:
The last thing you want in your rap battle foe
Is a washed up writer who doesn’t know how to flow
Rod’ll get thunderstruck, stomping you with punchlines
As sick as a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet...Fungi
I kill with every letter, once my ill words meet your network
Even you’ll agree with sponsors Chills needs to be censored
With the lit bars I pack, you’ll have to tell your daughters that
Their father has died from a fourth heart attack

ROD:
A place as vast as space, and as void as your charisma
A place far less of science, and much more of an enigma
A place of fantasy called the Twilight Zone
Yet not even here could Dylan ever rhyme right, so
I’ll send chills down your spine as I send Chills down to Hell
Showing you generosity as I give you this L
No comparison between us, like cartoons to cult minds
You stretch harder for points than your channel stretches runtime
But if you want to rank Lovecraftian fears
There’s no horror quite as unknown as your rap career

CHILLS:
For a former soldier, you failed to fire a single shot
Even Bemis without glasses could see you wrote the weakest bombs
Remembered for one thing, all those plays and shows on TV flopped
We forgot, while I make bank every day with each new thing I drop
You’re a glorified political ad with each plot people watch
No wonder your reboots took the last of your charm and Peeled it off

ROD:
Androids invading? We inch closer every little day
This bot would’ve fooled me if the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway
As he stands irrelevant in his own time, finally Dylan sees 
My legacy will forever be timeless as infinity
Memes die while works of art will be eternally known
And now Chills has met his match in the Twilight Zone

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

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