uh okay so uh basically i had a dream where i saw rowan atkinson at a party and played him bean vs chaplin which is why i used that beat but the announcer just said jim henson vs bowser jr so here we are happy april fools

Mr. Tibbs as Jim Henson/Kermit the Frog
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr./Shadow Mario
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by InsaneBeatz

-LYRICS-

Jim:
Yo! My army’s more than a frog for this lizard
Origami King? I’m the Fraggle rock to your scissors 
You’re like Oscar the Grouch’s house, because you’re trash
Kermit:
Walking ‘round tryna kill a dude with a mustache 
I run this Sesame Street, but got those underground bars
Kermit:
With those goofy rhymes, makes sense that you ride a clown car
Spit Dark like a Crystal. I’m second to no other
Kermit:
Mario? You need Maury, bro.
Jim:
Peach is not the mother!

Bowser Jr.:
This is Boswer Jr.’s Fury, so don’t bother running up
Cuz I Shine on the mic and I burn like the Sun. You’re done!
Check that ugly mug, my paintbrush couldn’t touch it up
So make like your Muppets and shove it up in your fucking butt
Those rhymes were cancer. Did they come out your damn throat?
I make shadows puppets
Shadow Mario:
you just live your puppet’s shadow
After always snatching F.L.U.D.D., I’m used to taking flows away
Bowser Jr.:
I’ll drop the brush, I just painted you more red than Elmo’s face

Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr. | Half-Ass Rap Battles

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2
HHH3
littleflecks
Sculpture 
YourLeastFavoriteEthan

littleflecks as Pewdiepie
AlaskanSam as Pied Piper

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 

Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Taco
Thumbnail by Rabi

Pied Piper Verse 1
It's time to face the music, Felix, you’re poor and helpless
I’ll offer a service, in return, your problems will be dealt with

YouTube’s king may regain his reign, since his fame plateaued
On the condition, you take this beating that you’re owed

Resting on green, shouting-out towards screeching masses,
You’ll be silenced as I sweep pests and take your child audience captive

With horror dead in the water, it’s no surprise you’re taking a dive
Throw the bait, and the truth clicks, like your viewer-ship, capsized 

I’m giving deep cuts, like Disney slicing ties
Watch you drown in my flow, someone give a Sub to Pewdiepie

But it’s water under a bridge you’d probably fail on again 
I’d give you a word, but the one you’d choose starts with an N


PewDiePie Verse 1
How's it I’m going against this, bros? I smell a rat.
Felix the Cat will change a one man’s band tune fast

I got diss track experience, try if you wanna
keep layering the crap like Bitch Lasagna

Pipe down, know the reason I won’t Lose is that
Your verse was a BARREL, but not full of Laughs

This visit’s the only way I’ll be Paying the Piper 
I wouldn’t even hire him on Fiverr

Eyy, it's a celebration with all that cash raked in! (Eyyy!)
I’ll pie this piper when I smash his face in

Your true colors are the shadiest man known
Leading to silver, you’re less moving than Stephano! 

Pied Piper Verse 2
I see, there was no need to strike you blind, deaf or dumb
When you follow my lead, you’re 3 children rapped in one

When I kill your smile, it’s cause I’m the Brothers Grimm Reaper
When you kill the smiles, it’s cause you’re a shit memer

I’ve went toe to toe with plagues, yet it still it sickens me so
When I hop on the trending page, and see your viral videos

But, yes, it’s fitting, a trend, that’s all you seem to be
I’m the OG-fueling the bars, you’ve been forgotten by Last Week


PewDiePie Verse 2
I gotta say, you want to play me, there's a couple notes you missed
We get it, you like kids, but can you do a diss?

Why the frick do you kill sheep at night
When I say you blow I don’t mean your pipe 

Your job's to be a blowhard, but peek at mine
You pick up kids at a park, I have an army online

How much I’ve murdered you has been graphic by design
Well... it’s my passion, brofist, byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

Attack on Titan manga spoilers ahead!

Video dropping hopefully June 5th!

Seth W. as Roy Mustang
Nekomancer as Levi Ackerman

Alanon as Erwin Smith
Ken as Hange Zoe

Beat Produced by: ERMASHOV
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SlDakdc4q63w2wMaBfpt3jUsuk7GIihwSU95neCDlfI/edit?usp=sharing

Roy Mustang vs. Levi Ackerman - #9

Descendants of dragons who were the first inhabitants of their worlds,  destined to save the world from an otherworldly threat. 

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Corrin
K.C. as Zinnia
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by SPM1000
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Dansonn

Corrin (0:14):
Any path I take is not without bloodshed,  don't wanna step to my territory
It's ironic that you're a Lorekeeper when your franchise fails to keep a good story
Thought you were destined to be the world's savior, until a small kid proved you a failure
Impaled by Rayquaza, took a beam to the face, it was Fate that the hospital saved 'ya
That trainer made you lose your life purpose like Aster
Couldn't gain your god’s trust and they call you a Master?
You’re leading Team Aqua but you’re lacking in the drip
They almost drowned your kind, might as well jump the ship
Your race cast you away; isolated, afraid
Didn’t have what it takes and you’ve naught to save face
I’d say make like a Ghost-type and keep disappearing
But you couldn’t even make it to Smash as a spirit

Zinnia (0:42):
Any path you take isn’t ethical, both in the carnage you wage and your love life
‘Cause this barren dragon’s apparently making his first cousin a beloved wife
And a vile father at that, abandoned his children to go kill his family (what?!)
Your story’s a tragedy; claiming that my one is awful is nothing but blasphemy! (Yeah)
Got featured on the 3DS but your personality falls flat
The worst character of your own game; to FE fans, you’re appalled at
So don’t flash your Dragon Fangs at me, you’re not even the best in the army you lead
This battle calls for strategic retreat, why don’t you make like Takumi and concede?

Corrin (1:10):
It took a manga to flesh out your character, and even then you were still despised
Stalking some children and stealing their keystones, no wonder you were antagonized
This prodigy is dropping these hits like a meteor; trample on you like some actual zinnias
Between your lines and the Delta Episode, I cannot tell what’s more linear (heh)

Zinnia (1:25):
(sigh) I'm ravaging mannequins, you'll end up vanishing like Valla’s secrets (let him have it!)
I'm rapping a dragon who's dragging his plot like a battle sequence (let me at him!)
Any respect you once had went straight down the litter
When your viewers saw you locking lips with your own half-sister!

Corrin (1:39):
Your company’s selling the same product twice; at least my ones are two different branching stories
I get you’re chasing destiny, but attacking your hero isn’t mandatory
Look me in the eyes. Do you see the flame within burning so madly?
I see that the past can Haunter ‘cause her elder was burnt too Ghastly!  
 
Zinnia (1:53):
Your mother died in front of your eyes 
And you wanna talk lives being snubbed? Alright,
You forced your brothers to commit suicide 
Yet you still claim the Road that you've Taken is right
A member of royalty, but you lack class
Man, I’ll leave you more broken than your max stats
You like writing prose but they didn’t say you’re good at it too
Even Xander could outwit you
Without Azura throwing her life away, you couldn't quell your rage 
You made it into Smash Bros but your hype was absent like your stage! (Oooh!)
The ocean's gray waves are washed up now. Quit? You better, kid
Cause my theme gets more glory than your three games ever did! (Checkmate.)


This was the first battle I ever wrote, conceptualized 3 years ago. I wanted to make this matchup into a reality back then, but I just didn't have the right equipment or confidence... Until today!

Zinnia vs Corrin. SIR Rap Battles (ft. K.C.)

Wave 1 goes to a close with a battle that's been in production for quite some time. Very happy with its release though

Video release most likely on Jun. 29th. There will still be something Jun. 5th!!

Joe/Jenni No Mercy as Saitama
MetalFireVA as All Might

Beat Produced by: Rob Kelly and Emily Lin
Written by: Dani Frias, Jason Carreon, and Rabi
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine, Kamren and Dargon
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

Lyrics:

Saitama:
I’m forced to battle a teacher who’s known for losing to beginners?
Wait ‘til the public hears I’ve whooped your ass then went on with my dinner
Should be used to being brand friendly; while I smack heavy, you're a fad ready
to laugh plenty and pack pennies, all for a sham? Test me
You’re scared of some hand man, so why fight when I can just kill you with one of them
Your fans are demandin’ that when it comes to villains, I’ll go in to punish ‘em
A hero for fun can’t believe this, a case is the thing you’re succeedin’
When you’re creepin’ by little boys just like an even worse Garou and saying to “eat this”
Didn’t think this steroid freak would end up on the menu
Getting really scared over a bigger old fart than you
Bruh, it took you an episode to exceed my powers
Only for you to wind up at the hospital with little flowers
and let’s talk about how Donald Trump was yelling cities then
You look like your phrase is “Plus Ultra: Make U.A Great Again!”, damn

All Might:
Young Saitama, think I’ve made this fight clear 
A balanced breakfast won’t be saving you now, ‘cause I’m here
But if you gave more than wind I’d say that you’re something fairly new
then you took a bite from blades, okay you dull Mary Sue
I best start hearing better words from him
The people praise me, 
While you’re paranoid Speed of Sound Sonic says “I never heard of him”
This fan toy’s just too bland, boy, Midoriya wins his battles
but once Genos leaves his door, his gears are already in a hassle
But I’m All Might, kid, I got more flow than the Deep Sea King
While you got decent power with no happiness to be seeking

Saitama:
Ok.
Woah, Mr. Incredible’s packing bars, shit
Prisoner has got better of them, I’ll disregard it
Respiratory organs gone? Knew you’d choke when that music had
But the icon soars to the top when his place gets taken by abusive dads?
Stupid and sad, one third of what you once were All Might
Can’t have shit in Detroit Smash but with half of one, I crawl fine
So here’s my Symboled Peace of mind, have it for the media
Your retired ass should go back to charades, My Boomer Academia

All Might:
Did bargain day have those rhymes? This Mr. Clean’s quite gutsy
If you cut me, you still won’t grow hair, I like ya’ cut g
I’m here to end the inconsistent show I’ve gotta flow to
This overpowered mess now powerless would still get his ass beat by Goku
Don’t you know dude, I beat try-hards like you back in my prime
I’d take another vacation and still go stop your crimes
Win is mine, while the cheap laugh Mob Psycho can hide in shame
You can go have a banana for pushing my buttons in here when you suck at fighting games
A cookie cutter star or, got no one to drop bars for
Training some robot armed bore, but Krillin here's just cardboard
Goes to show you’re not hardcore, I’ll be leaving this match, see
I’d take you to my school too but you’d be below Class C

Saitama vs. All Might - #10

Written by
AdamDRB
Your Least Favorite Ethan
HHH3
Davestridr 
Sculpture

Additional Help
Shimario
JustGamer
Kamren
Dilly
Vlad

Charlie Sheen - AdamDRB
Charlie Brown - Fightmarker

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 


Charlie Sheen Verse 1
This is Execution, I'll deploy ordinance and leave you shot dead 
I don’t take second place, ‘specially ‘gainst depressed blockheads

So get off my team, twerp, even Sally can't match your bitchin 
Chuck can’t ball like I do, you’ve been losing since the pitchin

I’m not a drug you can handle, you really wanna take me? 
You droopy-eyed snoopy swiping runt, I'm crazy

I won't be picked on by a kid that can't party and lacks friends
The benders I’ve been sent on would kill 2 ½ Men

I’d pass you the mic but you’d fumble it to the endzone
Cleveland Brown lines up just to get stuck in the friendzone

Method actin’s great, but the bars you get are prison
When your voice took after you, and started stalking women

My raps will knock you flat on your ass, and hospitalized 
And you’ll miss me so hard, you’ll cry: "WHY CHARLIE, WHY?”

But I know I'm a nice guy, a hero aiding charity 
So have a nickel baldy, scram and get Lucy's chemotherapy


Charlie Brown Verse 1
When mentioned, the response of revulsion is expressed.
It's a guess, but is this, "The Charlie Sheen Effect?"

Laugh tracks correct, I'm sorry, but I'm the one who snorted
If the world forgot you, you probably weren’t that important

This charlatan Charlie Sheen is hardly seen as an actor
The best role you play is yourself, so does this even matter?

You'll be punted off-set, another Chuck makes you defunct
The last time I saw you undrugged was on a CBS Rerun

I feel bad for your kids, because their Dad barely cares
My parents don't even spew as much nonsense as theirs

At this point we're splitting hairs, like those divorces you filed.
Between a Cryer and a Harper, you’re both the man and the child.

I'd say stop making gambles but.. (sigh) just forget it
You'd still fraud your family tree to deflect being anti-semitic

Your brother's in the brat pack? I can't help but feel lied to
I draw in audiences, you hang with more sketchy characters than I do 


Charlie Sheen Verse 2
Check the walk of fame, Snoopy's the party animal you'd rather be
More spineless than Linus, you're the worst in the Peanuts gallery

I make girls comic strip down to socks, non stop
But the only chick you ever pick up? Kid, it’s Woodstock

If I was as high as your kite, the roll I'm on would stop
I'd be lonely, I'd be boring, and I'd not be at the top

Keep complaining ‘bout your rocks, what a buzzkill, man
GODDAMN, the ones I'm banging are 7 frikkin grams

You're wallowing in misery, I'm drowning in cash
Like Shultz in a war, keep what you write in the drafts

So accident prone, no wonder you sold out to insurance
I beat you twice, call this bi-winning, 2 verses


Charlie Brown Verse 2
Kids won't be the only thing copped from this creep
It's crystal clear you lost your marbles, and I'm playing for keeps

An anti-vaxx takes shots at arms, didn't stop when his scandal hit
Now you're broke and alone, dying for more Anger Management

Discussing allegations, Corey's the one worth believing
And your role in 9/11? That's not good grieving

For once I'll stand up, I didn't want to be mean
But I guess every day's an Off Day when it comes to Charlie Sheen

This alcoholic should stay anonymous, I’m iconic, timeless
Can’t touch poetry when your own bi-winning’s rhymeless

Like a Macy's Day Parade, you got served, Thanksgiving dinner
Absorb this: I’m a less sore loser than you’d be a winner

Charlie Brown vs Charlie Sheen - Discord Rap Battles

Luv Cycles

The Chosen One

Neon haze cut through a silent street,

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

Seth from Comic Book Rap Battles as Optimus Prime

Brooke Morgan VA as Rose Quartz

Written by: Creep Switch, Psytube, Mason the Nation and Jason Carreon

Writing help from AnimationRewind

Beat by Kustom

Mixed by GlitchDude and Dani Frias

Optimus Prime:

After eons of battle isn’t it just sweet

That I’ve been relegated to beating a deadbeat on the beat

Must be gassed a glorified cloud is compared to this autobot

Cause when it comes to being a decent leader you’re auto-not

You awful rockhead, put your species under your ‘important plot’

Tricked a group of dictators and got your whole team slaughtered, lots

Of your kind dropped and you were like “yeeah guys we won the war”

Man, heartless monsters like your ass are what these guns are for

Courageous, the bravest, but on 2nd thoughts should I be here with you?

You’re probably gonna lock me up for disagreeing with you

Look at you fleeing quick to get out of your new stakes

Bitch packed her suitcase and left the baggage on the crewmates


Rose Quartz:

You’re not really a lifeform, I guess I’m good to deal some hits

Lack emotion in your flows when acting as an egotist?

My vows to protect Earth were limitless

Until I watched your Michael Bay movies and reconsidered it

Ooh, only owning up with your own "life" is pretty dark when

You’re the biggest waste of Earth’s resources since the Kindergarten

Think I’m heartless? You don’t even have a soul inside you

So hollow and lifeless that I thought you came from my room


Optimus Prime:

Huh, try to act all tough but Quartzy let me tell you something

I don’t feel threatening aura from a child’s belly button

Sure you can say I lack character and I’m boring you

But I was made to sell toys, so what’s your excuse?


Rose Quartz:

Bring out your best axes your rhymes still aren’t sharp

Those lines stuck out more than you in a car park

For a truck I'd think a track would be easy to drive

Yet you lose your drive anytime someone teases your kind

That movie paint job's a great flop but the only flames you got

Lines are organized, a parking lot, but you couldn't take my spot

I can do you one better than your kiddie mall stand-fill

Think this metal junk would be more fitting in a landfill





Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

DISCORD RAP BATTLES