your honor shimario will never recor-holy shit.

It's an honor little ol Larry gets to be written for this series, and I cannot express how much I love this battle. Thank you, dude, keep up the great work :D

That Larry the Lorekeeper guy kinda looks like Loon E. Tooner! 😳

Welcome back to another "Inside" Rap Battle of "Obscurity", this time it's a rap battle of the mascots. We have Larry the Lorekeeper of Decent PG Rap Battles and Heisenvinci of Gridline Rap Battles having their try at the mic. Hope you all enjoy!

Cast:
Shimario as Larry the Lorekeeper
RNG as Heisenvinci
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat mix by GamingPlush64
Characters by GamingPlush64 and Mr. Tibbs of GridLine Studios

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Heya, Vinci, I’m Larry, Vinci, I would show you round the area, Vinci
It’s just too bad this place is like your hairline, cause it’s barren, Vinci 
So wash up, cause that beard is Da Stinky (Hehe)
And based on the future I’m leading (ay)
Better run from this beating (ay)
Or I’ll show you why Patrick rebranded from PG 
So hats off, when it comes to the rap battle mascots, why I’ve been here to stay
You tried to follow a schedule, but one battle later you went “Heisenvinci away!”
Trans rights is what I preach (ay), but this time you better behave
Add your placement at the top to the list of things you can’t reclaim

Heisenvinci:
Heisenvinci, ride with blicky strapped to take this sucker out
I hear you own a library, so why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
Leave this bitch ass strung up so get that hand out your booty hole
Cause if that’s how you sound in the booth, no wonder everyone abandoned your studio
Smoke a green ass blunt as I steal this dub
When I leave you snubbed like it’s DR Month
Cause I come in packed with an AR, G
That’ll leave you trashed like your ARG
So maybe stop talking out of your ass and learn to fucking spit
I don’t know if you’ve heard buddy, but I’m the one who shits

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Well golly, seems you’re the spiteful sort, better not disrespect my title or
The next thing that you’ll need to be raising funds for is your gosh dang life support
A drunk fit is where you started, your off-the-wall humor was meant to falter
So senseless, I don’t even think Clinton Taylor would get you, Walter 
Played cat and mouse with the feds and got busted in a Starbucks sippin’?
Got your WiFi traced just cause you couldn’t stay off the Grid-mas 
Cosmic controller, all I need is the Doc in my folder to delete ya
So watch me terminate this Windows desktop - hasta la Vista

Heisenvinci:
Better seal those lips, bitch my fit is so god damn fly, I’m a bearded pimp
You had to rewrite your whole fucking universe just to get decent drip
I’ll be letting my shotty sing on top this beat, bitch you a mockery
Larry the Cucumber’s looking watered down, ERBoBotany
You’ll sleep with the fishes when I’m dropping trout
I’ll take this bore and add him to my body count
Once the people see how bad your face is busted
Even BTD won’t wanna #MakeItPublic
Left you eating a whole damn dust buffet on this track, brother 
Heisenvinci out, cause I’ve just made this your Last Supper (Oh!)

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