VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbHaFIl0PI

nEon the MC as Pidgeot 
(@cyan-paperclip)

Spidey Fam as Red 
(@spidey-fam)

Lyrics :
Pidgeot (0:09)
Pidgeot, spit it hot like Moltress ‘gainst this weak spot 
That’s always on a losing streak even if we didn’t fought
You must have fans for levels since they’re always shown scrolling
Through ruling out options just to get the Stone Rolling
Attack the track with a speed stat so fast, Mach 2
Clog you down the pipes before a plumber decides to stomps you
Triggered most of your bitter fans despite being bigger
I figured that you be somewhat of a twitter quitter

Flappy Bird (0:29)
Roosting up to Flappy Bird despite not known to be chattier
Show you what it means to cross paths with this Rappy Bird
Time to Feather Dance, and put this untiered bird to shame
So GO HOME, or get played by a Mobile game  
Gen 1, but more recognizable in alpha omega
Seeing how your one to trace me after given a mega
I mean seriously do you ever wonder why he’s born
If he’s to just mirror moves, check his shiny form

Pidgeot (0:48)
Can’t mimic my gimmicks like a critic trying to fly
Between your flow and your fame, I can’t tell which is more dry
Just call a substitute since no one’s coming around
To help keep you in touch, guess this bird is falling down

Flappy Bird (0:58)
Pidgey’s spree on GBC denies the reason to compete
Magikarp’s the only thing caught in your Tangled feet
With your Keen Eye, it ain’t hard to see
That you be left in the dust if Ash didn’t do it for me

Red (1:08)
Whoever thought that together, vendettas would shred this
Mighty feather up like a shredder is not that clever
But the terror of error thinking your better ain’t Stella
So these lessers will be pressured by their successor
Designed so far-fetched, what did this game”freak” gain
By being a de-scyther-ed fossil, you’re being third played bird brain
Break through any barrier you set up without difficulty
Naturally you only rock hard when it hits you, literally
And Flappy, you may have gotten dotgears turning, great
But gaining profit as my beta was a bit concerning, mate
No gadgets would be bought if your verses were pre-installed
Cause being an off screen golden egg’s the only way you go beyond
It’s ironic I’m more iconic when you hear my cry in battle
Destroying everything you built up since I’m known to crush castles
I’ve seen better comebacks from Hal, can’t match my skills to Chuck-ing Bombs
To poach two rotten eggs caught in the trail, stuck and gone

Written by h4lf_
Beat prod. by Audio Network
Mixed by nEon
Cover Art by SPM1000 (@user-934081797)

Pidgeot vs Flappy Bird. P/A Rap Battle!

VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSj7jRiFErM

RaccoonBroVA as Piglin

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Emboar 
(@rayyan-izz)

Lyrics :
Piglin (0:14)
Into The Nether, he11 itself that’s packing designs so divine
Unless assigned to be a starter then mostly left behind, declined  
Grinding sessions slower than Carnivine ultimately left em’ bored
And I don’t need good sn(IV)ys’ to be more Serperior, Emboar
Seems your discipline’s not in check, makes sense that your reckless
Leave you in an electro cob-web so you have a chance to wreck, less
But Gamefreak saw the chance then pledged a fire idea like
Another fire/fighting type, well third’s time the charm I guess
That’s complete DS, can’t reject the best when I’m lighting tracks
No fainting in this fight unless you want the screen fading white and black
That tier explains your relevance, no need to abuse the competitive
Leaving you washed up in my flow, that’s super effective

Emboar (0:49)
You got your ancestors replaced so who do you really compete for
Thought a creature from the nether was able to spit heat more 
Ain’t seen a bigger copycat since rom hacks, shams galore
Your insults go through like your using ghost attacks, Chandelure
Hammering your face in with my arms when I cause harm
But you did that yourself by being a guinea pig for mob farms
Overshadowed so much you struggle to shine brighter than a beacon
Since the only time you run the track is with your feature in speedruns
Your addition to the position still left you with no recognition
Cause at your core, your essientally villagers [nether edition]
Flow’s extinguished where you’re from, I’m sure you're well aware
So step out of your comfort zone if you really wanna make this fair

Zombie Piglin (1:24)
Now you’re up against the undead, dropping bars up for barter
Couldn’t smash a beat when this sinner roars from the roster 
 Being soft as gold ‘gainst war pigs is what I expected
I leave you in the dust but you’re somewhat used to being neglected
That verse of yours is a smack down compared to your battles, music
Defeated by underdogs that ain’t Lucario, lose it 
Ironic this pig can’t bring beef, like a mooshroom sheared down
So you’ll be withered when I make you like a save file, cleared out

Emboar (1:47)
Obsessed with gold when you're taking second shows how your never right
Unaffected by your fire blasts with a defense tougher than netherite
Though if I wanted you to suffer, I’d throw your butter into the gutter
But you’ll still blow up if you’re slept on, one way or another
This bacon’s fame had to be awakened, so I’d take it your mistaken
Quite shaken at this creation, that’s cravin’ a win so forsaken
I‘m not surprised the lines defined makes Steve look like the better fighter
So blaze it like my shiny form, or fear my soul of pure fire

Written by h4lf_ 
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Piglin vs Emboar. P/A Rap Battle!

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

0:20 PIXEL CHRIS:
Charging into a battle, the man with the best bits
As his name must imply, it’s the one and only, Pixel Chris
I don’t bow down to a clickbait lord to spit raps dope
And to think you’ll beat me? More crap than Poop vs Pope
I made parody ASMR but you put me to sleep when your raps transpire
Oh, and remember Walk Background Chan?… You’re still getting fired
Carey vs Bublé has more potential than your series, you best start retreating
Because in this Rumble you can’t Rewind this beating

0:42 GREY JULIUS:
Damn, kinda dozed off from this kid’s lines
But you still want me to think that all that exists? Fine
Take a step back like that hairline, thinkin’ that you can write
No fair fight, you’re a Pixel, and I’m the whole damn sprite
Damn right, keep the Chris outta Christmas, he’s scary
But I’mma leave him as pale as he did Mariah Carey
Goat in two communities, you’re barely known in one of them
Put ‘em back in Viral’s garbage pile where she summoned him
Drop the bar lower than shitpost vids’ views
But it ain’t as ugly as your Todoroki wig, ew
This dude is failin’ to make new ideas in the lab
Keep Nagisa vs Ferris, I made the better collab

PIXEL CHRIS:
I’d expect a stoner to rock a beat better than that garbage 
When PC’s against CS, I’m straight releasing carnage
I could make better comeback than you without even hearing your lines
But the thing is, I have to, because you’re taking too long to write
Let’s talk about your new battle, Optimus vs Rose
Makes sense a battle with a car is where you off road
The subtitles are unreadable, sometimes there is a white line at the top
And with the lackluster lines, how did, so much, you have the quality drop?
Like Sonic vs The Critic, you make a battle boneless every time you fought
Think you’re tough? My profile picture fires more shots
To the loser of this battle “shout out to the homie” when you meet this
And I’ve played Jack before, so what turns everyone off?… a Creep Switch 

GREY JULIUS:
Relax and take notes, can’t cover up you still fallin’
So I’mma take some shots at you like you Christopher Wallace
Our shit doesn’t clash, quit the act and just flee home
‘Fore I shut the lips you couldn’t sync when you played Leo
You stay losin’ to me, like tell me what’s your whereabouts
Since you’re just a backup actor for shit no one cares about
Guess it’s gonna cost you unlike your pirate hat
So lemme get that shoutout as I wonder where your fire at

Grey Julius vs. Pixel Chris | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Beats Used:
Jekyll and Hyde by Dansonn
Prison by 2Deep
Sin City by Anywaywell
Weekend by InsaneBeatz
Maniac by Epistra

Lofi Beats To Research and Write Rap Battles To

General Grievous:
Jack Massey Welsh. You are a bold one.
Your severed head will be sold as a Mushion
Hopeless in PVP, yet you dare step to me?
You’d need WURST or Sigma for a slight chance at victory
This Sith flows sick like I've got bronchitis
You collect others’ play buttons because you hardly get subscribers
And one of your biggest channels tells people not to bother,
but I suppose you were only in it for the 100,000 dollars
Couldn't shield my sabers with Level 4 Protection
Your puny pixel weapons have no place in my collection
You're used to having ideas robbed, so your victory I shall steal
Not even TommyInnit can save you, as now I’ll make you die for real!

JackSucksAtLife:
In this video, Grievous will meet the tip of my cleaver
And afterwards I’ll be a fourth time world record achiever
I’m used to putting freaky skeletons like you to rest
So now you’ll get plugged harder than a Factions reset
Had your moment in Revenge of Sith, but it didn't last
Your time on screen was about as long as me and Cal’s podcast
You can't mess with Massey, I got J-Dawg on my side
And I’ll be dishing out rhymes like how he spreads them good vibes
Me dog Flossy’s blind in one eye, but even she could see 
That with all those arm edits, you couldn’t clutch up against me
Go ask Willz or Ace, in diss wars I always win
Your legacy abandoned ship and is now in the Kar-bin

General Grievous:
(Hah!)
“Abandon ship?” Like when your Skycade videos retired?
And half of those diss tracks were carried by a gig on Fiverr
I stand tall; like Kai, you’re coming up short
Be glad I'm giving you a reply — unlike creator support

JackSucksAtLife:
Bundled with other prequel memes, your actual feats have been forgotten
Quit it with your spitting, fans prefer you when you're coughing
I'd continue to hack and slash with more fiery raps,
but it seems like Obi-Wan already took out this trash.

King Mewtwo as JackSucksAtLife
@raccoonbro-775578010 as General Grievous
Beat by Ihaksi
Written and Mixed by King Mewtwo
Cover Art by Oofie of @user-517923206

JackSucksAtLife vs General Grievous. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Produced by Gustavs Strazdins
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost, Freshy Kanal, & Eric the Audible
Cover Art by Provost

*** LYRICS ***
[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 1] (Provost)
Man I swear I heard that line before
It doesn't take a detective to find signs and explore 
You write with RhymeZone on your iPhone and ignore
The art form and use it like barely eyeing some decor
Thinking you bend minds cause you can rhyme with orange, but the line was boring, 
You're just pouring all the rhymes from your recycling storage
Until you find you’ve reached your height, now your dying in shortage 
I’m feeling high as a dinosaur is
Metaphorically morbid, 
A brachiosaurus on the ninetieth floor of a skyscraper in Florence
My library’s enormous, your mind’s barely a tortoise
You're like, "why's he care what I wrote once?" I carry the warrants
And I'm calling in my officers in for law and order
We heard your rap battle, originality your short of
Your sort of more like a hoarder of work that others do for ya
So call it quits, finna take ya to court boi, better get a lawyer

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 2] (Freshy Kanal)
I swipe the traffic when I ride the tracks 
And every time you’re capping, 
Your whole life is acted, man you might get casted.
I don’t sign with has-beens that would die to rap it.
Cause you might have had it but your time has passed 
And I survived the tragic accident 
You called your prime of rap battles, 
You slimy bastard
I know that I’m such a psychopathic rhyming addict 
But a couple crimes just happen when you gotta write a classic.
I'm turning mine to bangers til I see a diamond flashing
I put my rivals on pause, I don't write for applause
A couple verses and I finished a new bible for y'all like a cypher of god's
You better wake up, it's time for your job
I only wanna make the bread if I can dine with the sauce
In 2 years you won't see me in the same place
Who cares, I'm not greedy when I make change
If you stare at my PC, I don't play games
My tunes carry the scene, flee so you stay safe

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

[VERSE 3] (Eric the Audible)
Ever since we learned that words can rhyme when we’re saying them
There’s been a group of people growing way too complacent with 
Their claims of divinity, what I’m trying to convey is
Your spiritual lyrical miracles just made me an atheist
All stand for the honorable judge Audible
If I were you then I would pray that god have mercy on your soul
If not then you’ll be stuck inside the prison, no deal offered, cause I’ll
Sentence you for life with no option to get on parole
And I’m happy you that two officers were on patrol
I feel safe knowing that these streets are cop controlled
But given the state of the criminal’s illicit acts,
The state grants me power to - officially - get his ass
The hell were you thinking of kid? we got police in this biz,
Taking it easy, not thinking about the schemes that you spit
See that’s a devious grift, this faux emcee shit should quit
So not a peep, I want zip, you best start pleading your fifth

[HOOK]
It's what I gotta do to pass the time
Is to declare when I feel karma from a rehashed line (What kind of crime?)
Put you behind your own bars before you try make the climb,
Prime time, these are the rhyme crimes (Rhyme Crime!)

RHYME CRIME - Single

RHYME CRIME (feat. Freshy Kanal & Eric the Audible)

Originally planned to be a Twosday audio, the world famous Super Smash Brothers Ultimate game goes up against one of its like/inspired games: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl in a(bonus)rap battle!

Vote for who won: https://forms.gle/aKHHx4VKB1ZZE3uUA

Credits(this will NOT get a video unfortunately):
Cherry-Jacobrl99 as All Star Brawl
Javi Kami as Smash Ultimate 
Written(in like hours) by NateURB
Additional writing help by TheDangerStranger
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell

Ok I kinda lied about the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43xwlKz-VQ

Lyrics:
NASB(V1-0:12)
They always say the student surpasses the master
But I’m the master hero killing off this disaster
I don’t need a lot of time to get this bit over with
So when I’m done with this you’ll see I’m the true Ultimate
Quickplay? It takes forever with the internet in your players' hands 
They would rather rant on twitter than pay a few bucks for LAN
This All-Star leaving you shut down like I was your beta Plant 
The only patch you need to work on is with you and your fans(yeesh!)
I’m bringing the Fire, while you’re obsessed with the Emblem
People hated you for bringing Byleth and were raged, but then some
Player comes along and plays them to ruin the fun for everyone
But of course you do nothing because you’re stuck in hitstun 
Any chance of your people getting bitches won’t see the Light 
They’re all such tryhards, no wonder your roster went past 69
I just turned Smash into a Spirit, so with this I’m done 
And like all your canceled players, you’re not coming back from this one

SSBU(V1-0:58)
I am so sorry, but I forgot you existed
I couldn’t hear you over all the fame and wealth that I’m getting
Tried to compete with me at Mainstage, but the view count still favors me 
So can someone explain why people call this a rivalry, please?
You’re one to talk about speed with how slow your loading screen is
I mean a full match of me could end before your game begins
Been crushing it ever since we shipped out the first letter 
You ripped off my previous title but mine was still fucking better!
Compared to me you’re as useless and small as a mii, though
You wouldn’t be any more relevant or better as an amiibo
Nobody wants to play a game that could end in a few seconds
Loading screen’s full of slime ‘cause you’re just sloppy seconds
I’ve got you in disadvantage and now I’m putting you to rest 
Since you never got off the ground anyway, that’s a 0 to Death
The announcer called “game” so it’s time for my victory screen
But this isn’t the first time that you got overshadowed by me

Smash Ultimate vs. All Star Brawl- Extra Universe Battle! (ft. Javi Kami and Cherry-Jacobrl99)

Snakebite126 as Trollface
MetalfireVA as Rick Astley
Written by:M&Mattie, JesseBox, WDRB, and the guy
Mixed by: Trakked 
Beat by: Audio Network

Rick Astley:
The most iconic roll since barrels making bread with NFTs
While the words your trolls sample start with N, F, and T
You started as a funny trend, to minecraft traps between friends
To a monsterous entity killing children across the net
I'm a real musical artist, you cause chris chan memes years late
You’re not an mc, You're an ms...pain 
It's a nightmare to see, best wake up from your dream.
Like how the hell did they make a Neo Nazi from a meme?
I’m still raking in bucks, but with those weak ass lines bruh?
You’re a bigger stranger to love than the redditors behind ya
Leave a rage face enraged, when he gets replaced 
By the lame yet insane wojak face craze 

Troll Face:
Heh. This dickface really thinks he’s top tier 
Bitch you’ve remained a noname for 41 years
And even then you’ve made yourself a career
Out of the one song that we made the web's biggest fear!(LOL)
Even before my statue, was always known to break the mold
Got an army of vicious trolls, like your songs, you’re shit and old
And not to be mean but, but well your chances with Lisa
Posting your meme stuff the only time you’d link up
You’re a washed up old man who spits nothing of merit 
If I covered myself in oil I wouldn’t be as greasy as your hair is
Fuck off Im the winner! your lines are weak and filler 
Fell to Disney and got sold, just so this train-Wreck can roll?

Rick Astley:
Best pack off with those boring bits cause that performance’s shit
All your redditors looking like they’d have that fedora drip
I’ve been popping since the 80s and still making some static
But let's be real, you turn "problem?" into problematic
I went from memes, to an icon of the industry with my rapping
You went from memes, to shitposting, incredibly uncanny! 
Best Shut Up and Dance, you fucking glorified crack dealer
Spreading hatred so see through, like some type of Black Mirror
You’re straight insane with the bait and the racist hate, mate
And you’re calling my songs lame? You got remixed into Friday! (ay!) 
Your fans hacking with illegal schemes, I'm the Larry King of memes!
Any chance you had of beating me has now gone to fecal means

Troll Face:
L Bozo + Ratio +  Who Asked your ass(cope!)
+ You fell off harder than the stock market crashed! (Rekt!)
Replaced by gnomes and bugs! Not threatening in the least!
Cause nobody wants your CDs, but everyone wants to see deez!
People look at me with joy instead of your links, Astley
Fucked so many days, they should call you Dick Assley
Amount of memes I got is a variety so vast 
You played one song and lost all the fans you amassed
Astley’s getting his ass slashed up tearing through his dad bod
‘Cause with how you Sing-a-poor song, not the first time the bri’ish has lost
I got you feeling Bloo, No chance you’re winning this
Thanksgiving Day 2008, the Macy’s Parade Incident (LOOL)

Trollface vs Rick Astley-Rap Fight!

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Lofi Beats To Research and Write Rap Battles To

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