Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)

Hello and welcome to my first ever rap battle audio! Today we have Persona 5's Joker and the Luminary from Dragon Quest 11 to see which silent teenage JRPG protagonists branded as evil criminals by the authorities will come out on top!

Written by JK03
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luminary
Beat by Shawn West

Luminary (0:19):
A new enemy draws near? I’m up to the task
To go make this delinquent cower Beneath that Mask!
Destined at birth to purge the darkness from Erdrea
You’re an edgy teen in black - Kylo Ren Amamiya!
While I craft raps that slap hard like Grand Master Pang
You lack the Guts for this beef, spend more time at Big Bang
Seems it’s not only corrupt hearts in this thief’s hands
Merely a Jojo reference by ripping off their Stands!


Joker (0:39):
Alright, my turn to flow, though this loser oughta know
Octagonia couldn’t prep you for this foe’s show!
You went to Heliodor and got called evil by its king?
I’d have done the same if I saw your look: Android 17!
You’ll beg like Prince Faris when you see me beat Erik
Spitting golden like his sis, the goody two-shoes can’t bear it!
Your Pep Powers can’t best my All-Out Attack 
Such a blank slate Futaba can’t decipher this hack
Your franchise’s gone Jaded ‘cause your mechanics are dated
So I went ahead and changed them, now the critics all praise it!
Even in Smash, you’re hated, went from RPG to RNG
Left Yggdrasil to rot, but not as ruined as your family tree!

Luminary (1:08):
My family kept me safe until their last breath
While yours weren’t bothered to help when you were put on arrest!
I’ll show your true form, you’re not a hero like you claim
The only hearts you steal are from girls on Valentine’s Day!
So how’d you call out Kamoshida when you’re all kinds of yuck?
‘Cause this student lets his teacher offer him a Puff Puff
Always whining about society, and with your name to boot
Joker’s such a clown he should join Sylvando’s circus group! (Uh!)
Stop the talk, ‘cause I spit lines like chalk you can’t dodge
Brewing more flow than you could in your coffee shop
Atlus milked you dry, even they’re able to jest
They should make like Morgana and finally put you to rest!

Joker (1:37):
Heh, you’re just jealous the West can’t see your worth
Stole the show at the Game Awards, you got upstaged by a bear and bird
May be the Luminary, but I’m shining in the spotlight
Any spells you throw, I’ll evade them like a Liquid Metal Slime
I’m stunning and cunning, you’ll never me see coming
I’d say make like Ryuji’s track team and start running! (Yeah.)
Just check my fans to see how much I’ve been taking hearts
While with a meaty demo, this hero’s still sub-par!

Luminary (1:56):
Can’t talk fans when one mistake drove them away
Alongside Phan-sites with those who never played your game!
I'll Take Over your show, you’ll beat Haru in smallest screen time
You Switch-ing to Nintendo? That’s the real Last Surprise!

Joker (2:06):
Came up shorter than Veronica when you let Mordegon bring hell 
Go on home to Cobblestone - oh wait, that’s gone as well!
Should’ve used that Forge to craft better rhyme schemes
If you went back in time, you’d still lose to this phantom thief (Begone.)

Joker vs Luminary - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBroVA)

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

Run:
You can’t duck, you’re outta luck; here’s a Flash from the past
Runnin’ and jumpin’ through obstacles with my wacky colorful cast
And you’re a colorless hack, for years your game went unknown
While Cool Math’s been rockin’ schools since ‘97 B.C.— Before Chrome
Sure in recent years my games have been more unstable
But kids have to turn off their own WiFi for your game to be enabled
50 levels to explore and with my sequels there are more
Dropping bars like asteroids, I guess it’s a game over!

Chrome Dinosaur:
Wacky and colorful? Well tell me, what are you seeing?
Dude a cactus in the ass is a lesser pain than you’re being
You say 50 different levels? Oh, please, don’t make me sigh
I run endless levels in a desert, yet your game is more dry!
Your third game wasn’t different, opportunity’s were just wasted
Instead of expanding on Run 2, you copied 1 and pasted
Although I may be an offline game, I think I’m still the best
Compared to this sad loner alien who’s been left a glitchy mess!

Cast/Crew:
DonivideR as Run
SPM1000 as Chrome Dinosaur
Mixed by SPM1000
Written by DonivideR
Art by DonivideR
Beat by Kustom

Sorry for being so short. This was originally going to be a bonus/Mini Melee, but decided to make it a Crazy Diss War... but shorter

Run vs. Chrome Dinosaur - Crazy Diss Wars of the Universe

Rap Batlte

Trakked as This Man
Spidey Fam as Spiderman
Fightmarker as Batman
IcerM as Slenderman
??? as Omni Man
Mint W. as Penis Man


This Man:
Peter Parker? More like Penis Parker.
You better run along home from this like a pizza parlor.
I bet you completely forgot to write your lines
-
I bet that right now you're thinking of a Crispy Chicken Sandwich
If I got it right you should purchase a Crispy Chicken Sandwich only for $7.99 at aaaaAAAAHHHH FUCK
You're literally from New York 
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spiderman:
Fuck off dude I don't care fuck you you stupid fuck
I literally just dont fucking care holy absolute fuck
I dont need to dream of sex with your mom and also your dad
Those rhymes are like your creepypasta: BAD
I have already leaked your current coordinates to the feds
I have web shoooters so prepare to be shot by my webs
There are currently 5 wanted criminal masterminds on the run
So, sadly, I will now leave this "Rap Battle".

Batman:
Spiderman, I saw your Google search history
I will beat you in this Epic Rap Battle of Kitchenry
They call me the Batman because I cannot see my parents
I think that my win is very apparent
I am the one and only roguelike, there is no other
They call me the Batman because I will echolocate your mother
Aren't you... like a scientist, Spiderman?
In that case, why don't you suck on deez NUTS!
They call me the Batman because I am like a bat
While they don't call you the Batman at all (Robin: Facts!)
This Man? You are like an SCP
That is because you are like an anomaly
Like the 1995 movie Batman Forever, I am Batman Forever
When will you defeat me? Never
I'm about to cause you fucking liberals some pain
They call me the Batman because I am Bruce Wayne

Slenderman:
Hello, it is me British Slenderman
I will become more cool than you ever can
I am so evil that I made Banner vs Jenner
I'm going to kill you and send you to the nether
There are ten million million million particles in the universe
You took all the stupid ones and put them in your Twitter posts
Call me Senderman because I'm taking the L
I bet when you die you’re gonna go to hell
(hums the beat melody for four lines)
Wait wasnt I supposed to write sixteen lines
(I got that jart, pull up in that cart,)

Penis Man:
TOWERING OVER YOUR PEENER HAS ARRIVED
DONT ADJUST YOUR WEEN WHATS HAPPENING IS LIVE

The Man Royale - Spiderman vs This Man

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs 

Danii as Arcade Craniacs (audio)
Oofie as Arcade Craniacs (video)
Zagranis as Chills (audio)
Pixel Chris as Chills (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Evrywunzf8vrit, Wan, KCToons
Chiseled by Dani Frias
Thumbnail by Oofie
Flow test by KCToons
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 
Beat Modified by Evrywunzf8vrit

CHILLS:
Scared of intruders in your house? It’s just me robbing the win
Unlike you, this king’s found his footing, so lettuce (let us) begin
For someone naming their channel “arcade” you’re getting played, damn bruh
Your career will be like my next video: Top 10 Ghosts caught on camera 

ARCADE CRANIACS:
YOU GUYS... HE LITERALLY CAN'T SPIT BARS IN THE FIGHT
Like, am I battling a Corpse? But even they sounded more alive!
If it weren’t for fungus infested lettuce, your channel would have been forgotten 
While I’m spitting hotter than the coffee I get with the merch my fans have boughten

CHILLS:
I turn in profits and on the algorithm, I’m hella straight dunkin'
You'd only step up when dress up as Friday Night Funkin
Always rushing at 3 AM to see if the happy meal is bussin?
You’re like a rehash of every 3 AM YouTuber but drunken
Fitting for this second hand shlatfish to be swimming in my flow
Since your content's plain 2D, like N&A would hit up on his phone (Oh!)
Like all your videos, in this bout, all you can do is scream and shout
And then you say something embarrassing and then cut it o-*TV Static
No wonder you’re a Guinea pig of the internet, you keep my wheels spinning
This is the second time you’re beat so hard that you can’t be spitting 
You’re the Hallmark of YouTube, you always post the same thing
Weird how you use a drone, yet I’m still above what you bring

ARCADE CRANIACS:
You did well, then your fans grew common sense and left you packing
But now I’m fighting your whack ass, with raps that are slapping 
Can’t like the video with your knuckles, so now that’s what you’ll catch
And I’m not talking Impostor cheeks when you’re getting clapped 
Talk about Among Us and spit sick, I put the germ in Jerma
Don’t need a deep web potion, I already have the skills to burn ya
Trying to dance with me, but you do it worse than Dixie D’amelio
The content you pump out is worse than David Dobrik apology videos
With your bull-dozer jawline, it makes sense you put viewers to sleep
You got lines so corrupted, they should call you Chills.exe
Though this time, you took the piss as I grab myself the cup 
When it comes to the loser, the writing is on the wall: You Are Sus

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

So...I saw Token doing the "Hi" tracks so I threw my hat in the ring, hope you enjoy! (Also yeah album coming hopefully soon I'm trying lol)

(Young Sinatra 3 Section)
Ayo Logic, it’s me
The queen of the rap scene
Me and my team intervened
Now we’re living our dreams
People been calling you corny man but I gotta admit
You inspired me to grab a mic and try out this rap shit
Repping the 603, hoping to make it to the OC
I see, all these fake rappers acting like they OG
I’m gonna make it in this rap game, one beat or another
Not physically able to give birth but I’m still y’all’s mother
Motherfucker, you trying hard while I’m making it
You fuckers be faking it, I made a rap drawing y’all tracing it
I get that it’s ironic “She’s using a beat that Logic used”
My beat or not, my rhymes still gon leave a body bruised
Be careful where you step, you might light the miss fuse
Lighter in my hand motherfucker don’t misuse
I can’t stay on boombap forever, I need some dumb shit
Time for a blast from the past, motherfucker I run it

(Run It Section)
Motherfucker I ran it, there ain’t nobody that can rock it
In the sense of popularity, I shot up like a rocket
Walk it like I talk it, I got the boat rockin right now
Everybody bow down, take a look at the crown
Right now, the queen keeps every one of her servants in check
Everybody staring at me because they don’t understand accept me for who I am and show some respect
I’m not playin, no longer a mista
Crowd jammin, shout out to the sistas
Just sayin, everybody flocks to me now
Local hero in my hometown, shut the fuck up clown
This feels like old times man, shit it’s nostalgic
Type the bars in a doc man, all in italics
My palace is decked with the greatest hits
God damn I’m lucky to never have had to move a brick

(Gang Related Section)
I never want to get serious, but all these motherfuckers got me feelin delirious 
I’m feeling curious, I wanna get a little real are you feeling this 
Don’t give a fuck, rhymes pitch black like sirius
Y’all oblivious, call us trannys, traps, and faggots
Little maggots, that shit’s tragic, man walks in a dress he’s hideous 
Like yeah, you don’t know what it’s like
To wake up every day and want to be a different body type
This is more than music to me, more than all the crowd hype
More than all the IG likes, more than the reposts on my soundcloud page
More than getting on the stage, more than all the tinder *gunshots*
This is expression to me, allowing me to be myself
Music is the only way I can express myself without cutting myself
Only got 200 plays, don’t give a fuck
I’m stealing Logic beats, don’t give a fuck
Z

Hi Logic... (Prod.  Lobotomize & ChinChinox)

Beats Used:
Jekyll and Hyde by Dansonn
Prison by 2Deep
Sin City by Anywaywell
Weekend by InsaneBeatz
Maniac by Epistra

Lofi Beats To Research and Write Rap Battles To

Last single before the album, enjoy.

(Hook)
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster

(Verse) 0:34
Get out of my head get out of my head
The voices aren’t gonna leave me alone
Winding up dead, winding up dead
Lying on the floor with blood on my phone
Under my bed, under my bed
Dragged to the depths to never return
Told you I said, told you I said
The lash outs I had were a valid concern (ayy)
It has taken over nothing you can do to stop it
Hell in my pocket, one hundred percent toxic
Like a rocket, waste I vomit, shootin like a semi automatic
This shit’s graphic
grab a casket
Exorcist can’t stop the classic
It’s really tragic, grab that knife and slit your wrists
The world would be better if you didn’t exist
Abandon your soul, listen to the demon inside
Kill yourself, kill your family, do it with pride

(Hook)
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster

SOME KIND OF MONSTER (Prod. K KAY Beats)

Mint as Hatman (thumbnail and audio)
Mint as Otto
Mixed and written by Mint
Beat by Allrounda

Hat Man:
i incite death, bitch.
solely because of fear wrought upon my victims, but i don't get shit.
'cause they went and set this little pest with a penchant
up against the bane of the restless.
so put up your dukes, this college class in code
could never match the class that i'm stacking with any pack of drones.
you're about to have a heart attack with how i rap and flow-
i've a hunch that you're about to crash and it's just laughable.
i've seen your claim to fame, face.
got cleaned out the arcades, face.
thought you'd just been maiming teens, face.
but they just really needed to save face.
so when i rock this cane, know i'm not so safe.
watch me stalk this track, i'm on top - hat!
brave of you bouncing back to this beat, but sane's what you're not
so cave in to walking pain!

Evil Otto:
I'm surprised you understood what I'm responsible for!
Because quite honestly, I never really got to check yours :)
So while I've got you here I'll rally up my bots and some more
And leave this bogeyman dropped and watch him rot on the floor
Flows like a shocking maze around this wannabe
You think you got the high score? I'm known for stopping hearts
But you've got no heart, I'll leave you drawn apart
When I just stick to the program and go and drop the beat!
You're barely haunting, I'll leave you in the dirt
In this feud this dude's getting hurt 
I spawned a following, sprawling across the continent, falling is what you're doing
While you're calling an intruder alert! 
Like your appearance, all your verse had was capping, son
When I say fight like a robot I don't mean rap like one!
So when you're trying to find a victim to scare for a pastime
Pick a guy who smiles a bit less next time!

Lofi Beats To Research and Write Rap Battles To

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