By This Guy Not Me: https://m.youtube.com/@CrashyBoi74

FNF X Pibby - Scratchin melodii - Rinse And Repeat

The Underworld

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… fucking dumbasses! It's that one pink obese starfish, Patrick Star! Trying to dog it out with the character who is clearly a dog but gets confused for a cow bull thing for some reason, Goofy!

Lyrics:
Goofy:
Gawrsh, Rick! A sponge soaking sap is what your pair amounts?
Like Paramount! I'll make a mountain out of your pebble house!
How you flipping that thing but still can't flip a patty
Patty flipped his padding, and now all he does is freakin'…. padding!
A-hyuck! I'm pulling your leg, and it won't regenerate
Between two psychotic Patrick's, I'm messin' with Bate
Not to say I couldn't catch this fish on a hook with bait
Offer em' a spin-off and it's practically tooken, heyyy…
Wait a minute. That was meta, shucks
But you're just a loser, while Goofy tends to, "Hyuck"
If me having a son didn't get to register
But you're a chub, if asking for food tends to g-check this register!

Patrick:
Is mayonnaise a verse? 'Cus if not, I'll have to pack you.
I must son you! So let's think of what would Max do
He'd prob ignore your advice, say you're destroying his life
Oooh wait, you're the dad, or you're supposed to be, riight?

Goofy:
Uhh, glad you could pin it down! So spare me the kindness
'Cus you're a pinhead, I'll knock you down with a bit of strikin'
The fingers grip like I di-

Patrick:
Heyyy, who you callin pinhead.
I'm the real Goober here! And I don't even fall for tripping

Goofy:
Shucks, you think you'd get smarter after you fell off again
Now your show's like Rocky, I'll start by tossin' it
Exec's camping, it's all just meh, you dropped ice when that came near
Stephen rolls in his grave like; "we should be safe here"!

Patrick:
You’re milkin' your goofy ahh battle raps while you still can
Might be why his fam likes to get smooched by the milkman.
There’s no battling Patrick, I’ll hang the fight up that quick
Lose ‘cause your lining tactics? No, this is rap-trick!
They ask if it's trap then I tend to get maddened!
They're not even crabs, it makes me crabby when it happens…
Oh yeaaah, I have to pop this giraffe 
And, I ain't talking the spots they have when you get some hands
Guess, I'm owning this caught dog, so you can tell how Pluto feels
But he’s got no hot-dog in him! Hence why you pulled a veal
The inner amalgamations of my pen is an enigma
Do you live under a…ehhh, uhhhhhhh.

-CAST-
Patrick Star: jort
Goofy: RaccoonBroVA

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Smush
Written by: JaCoN, and Danii
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CcQA6SCRY&ab_channel=Anywaywell
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Mixed by: jort

Patrick Star vs Goofy - (Quick Diss) #18

FNAF Help Wanted 2 - Carousel Theme (Personal Mix)

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

A Hat in Time vs Slime Rancher - Verses Mode (ft. KingSpirals and Seerofwords)

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETuh9nyvGXE

Quizzique as Reginald Tetra
swizkii as Sykes
MakeMeMadGaming as Announcer

||PRODUCTION||
Written by Quizzique, garbageGothic, and ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Reginald art by A Trash Artist
Additional art assets by Dilly! and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arng. by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Special Thanks to Alex M., RaccoonBroVA, Nathan Provost, Shimario, ArcadeKitten, Schaffrillas

||LYRICS||
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1On01l47uFxSzoCJoiSfqjZny6aw66Rlq96QkxaRPm4Y/edit?usp=sharing

Reginald Vs Sykes | EVIL RAP BATTLE!

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

HEAVENS STAIRWAY MST

William Alex Taylor - vocals
Santos Byrd - vocals

This is a song we made in 2023, when i visited my good friends from flaccidbasket in america. I met them there for the first time irl, and this is the only song of which everything was produced and recorded with all of us together. 

Rap hiphop boombap sample beats rnb neosoul jazz

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Snakebite126