This is the “Hey there Kris! What’s the name? It’s me, Spamton. That’s” replacement 112% for our real AU, “Deltarune: The Different Puppet”.

You reach for the bag of Popato Chisps™ and try to put it back on the shelf, but the bug leaps away, obviously scared out of their wits by you.
They scramble around blindly for a moment before grabbing a lighter from one of the shelves and brandishing it in your direction.

;; don’t., DON”T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif by @sillierfish), thumbnail by @sinholderangles & a little bit @sillierfish for the borders i guess? character design by @sinholderangles & @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and some guy called robert for something or other...

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] how long have I been here..? Sorry, I- [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the “Another insomniac” AAAnd the “Shiatsu” AAAAAAnd the “WRONG TIME, RIGHT PLACE” AAAAAAAAAnd actually it doesn’t replace anything else replacement for “Deltarune: the same same & samety other puppet”.
Yup, that’s it, what? Were you expecting some ragebaity rant here? Nah, ragebait is pathetic, think about it! You do something with the sole intent of causing a negative reaction on people, and when that happens, you blame them for giving you that reaction despite that being what you wanted! Kinda psychopathic if you ask me… psycopathic… like the lobster psycho route! This theme plays in that route!
Also check out @dynamo_ngl’s Kris$ continuation since Maz forgot to mention it in the wrong time right place rant :v
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* Alright Sean, bring in the chemicals and the 5G!

Objects>special objects>text object> edit > [No matter what you inject me, I’ll never reveal the chocolate island location!]

* What the *COUGH*… I’m just doing this because I hate you, what are you on about?

Objects>special objects>text object> edit > [Phew!]

~ Got it!

* So then, let’s begin this LOBOTOMYGRAVE™.

~ Just wanna warn you, the process will consist on a series of wario ware type minigames, failing at any of them will probably cause Krish to explode and kill us both.

* … how do you know all of that-

Objects>special objects>text object> edit > [Meh, sounding fine to me.]

~ Alright, we can begin then!

* I DIDN’T EVEN TOLD YOU TO START WHAT THE *COUGH*-…

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Song by: @spam_b
Art of Kri§h by @wheezy1-1, idk where the little doggy from the og image is from tho :(
Thumbnail by @wheezy1-1 once again
Vocals by: @prt (on discord)
Dialogue by: @dynamo_ngl
Combining 3 clamours is kinda wild, hope this and the puppetillion dollars that @marshmellowyum bribed the judges with will give us 1st place in le jam.

[PIPEJAM (6.00)] LOBOTOMYGRAVE - [Deltarune > The Same Same & Samety Other Puppet]

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: T͗͆̋̏́r̛̒͆̌̌e͉̝̹̎ͅă̾̓̂͝t̿̂͋̎̃ḿ̘̝̑̿e̿̒̒͊̿n̻̤̒̉̄t̖̆̚̕͝ 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 as 𝓈𝑜𝑜𝓃 as ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ! 

KrispyK: I have not signed anything please get away from me

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 is a̡̰̅̋c͗̐́͂̃t̀̔̋̑̏ī̐̅͆̌v̩̓͋̎̈́ȩ̬̎̌̉l̎̉͊͝ͅÿ͆͝͝͠ resisting 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ⓣⓡⓔⓐⓣⓜⓔⓝⓣ. ʟᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ our 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ s̰̔͛̐̊o̙͌̑̊̔l̠̩̮̘̒ư̓̃̏̐ẗ́̋̈́̓̕i̹̬̹̩͐ŏ̄̓̑̅n̎͊̿̒͠ṣ̱̜̈̊ to 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓂𝓈! This 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 ⓦⓘⓛⓛ calm 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 down, 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⓢⓘⓜⓘⓛⓐⓡ to 
Side 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎: Nausea, Weakness, Headache, Hallucinations, as 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝓁 as a 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 of ᴛʜᴇ ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓝⓐⓛ 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧 being ḿ̗͗͋ę̘̑͗͋l̈̊̂̃͝t̒̓̓̔̕e͒̌̈́̽͝d̳̒̕͜͝ (it is not yet confirmed whether the bones actually melt) 𝒶𝓃𝒹 hair ʟᴏss ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦⓔⓓ 𝚋𝚢 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈

KrispyK: I need no more confirmation that you're insane, amigo. Hopefully this will let you cool down!

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis:...

who gave the 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 a g̪̝͌u̓ͅn̲̯̐?

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: Heavy lunacy followed by aggression episodes

Your brain is 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐧 "𝒴𝓎𝑜𝒰𝓇 𝐵 𝑅𝒶𝒾𝓃"  [DR: TSSSSP]

This is close enough to a "IHML&IWD I AINT GOT-" replacement.
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The halls smell of rotten meat

The Revolutionists undulate rhythmically.

(OOC: The fight is just Felter running away since he is too weak to damage them and Krazman will not hurt them)
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Sorry for the laziness in the writing. I have to multitask more and that is making it difficult to do these in time.

VIVA LA ROBOLUTION [Delt Th SaSaSaSaSa Oth FELL Pup]

I don’t KNOW man. If you really wanna know why don’t you ask your “KREDEFILER "Tario" The Saviour.”

I HATE YOU GUR.
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[PROMPT: engage in security protocol tests]
>WARNING. INTRUDER ALERT. REVEAL YOURSELF, STRANGER.

[PROMPT: threaten these innocent people lol]
>RESIST AND PUNISHMENT WILL ENSUE.

PLAYER 1 CONNECTED: TARKIO.
“W-Wait! Please don’t shoot…”

[PROMPT: steal this persons person information]
>STATE YOUR NAME. GENDER. AND THE NUMBERS ON THE BACK OF YOUR CREDIT CARD.

PLAYER 1 CONNECTED: TARKIO.
“W-Well… My name is Micheal, I-I’m non-binary, and I-I don’t think–-”

PLAYER 2 CONNECTED: MICHEAL.
“THE NUMBERS ARE 1345 9012 342–”

PLAYER 1 CONNECTED: TARKIO
“D-Don’t tell them that! Please…”

[PROMPT: weed out the resistance]
>NOTED. QUESTION TWO. STATE YOUR PUR–

PLAYER 2 CONNECTED: MICHEAL.
“WHAT IS THIS????? A QUIZ????? BUZZ OFF PAL BEFORE I HAVE TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR LOUSEY SELF!!!!!!!!!”

[PROMPT: kill this guy lmao]
>WARNING!! THREAT DETECTED!!! ENGAGING DEFENSE PROTOCAL:

PLAYER 1 CONNECTED: TARKIO.
“(Micheal! Y-You idiot!!)

PLAYER 2 CONNECTED: MICHEAL.
“OHHH YEAH BRING IT ON YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!!!!!”
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Art by @spunch-bob-3
Music by @theres-two-of-them
Writing by @puppet-pipline-2001
Spamrotten by @deltaruneworldsrevisited

ROBO-SPUNCH EIRR. [PROMPT: SUBMIT TO THE QUEEN] ~ [DELTARUNE: 11S Puppet] (Yum! Delicious!)

This is the “Eleventh Hour” replacement for my old fashion style AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet”. Poison for your mind.
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????
Class Code: ????
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[Share something with the class…]

Principal Kawa
7:47 PM
“Huh. Wouldn’t you know, it's really here.”

Principal Kawa
7:48 PM
“Guess I’ll uhh. Take it.”

Mr. Davidson
7:49 PM
“Bravo! Simply bravo!”

Principal Kawa
7:49 PM
“Huh? Mx. Davidson? What are you–”

Mr. Davidson
7:49 PM
“I knew ya’ had it in ya’ kid! You found the source of the power!”

Mr. Davidson
7:50 PM
“Now hand it over. I can take us back to how things USED to be.”

Mr. Davidson
7:51 PM
“Don’t you want that, Eric?”

Principal Kawa
7:52 PM
“...”

Principal Kawa
7:52 PM
“I guess you did tell me how to find it…”

Principal Kawa
7:53 PM
“I don’t even uhh. Know how to use it.”

Principal Kawa
7:53 PM
“So uhh. I think you can have it.”

Mr. Davidson
7:53 PM
“Perfect! I’ve gotta say, Eric. you’ve done an amazing job!”

Mr. Davidson
7:53 PM
“i couldn’t have done this without you!”

Principal Kawa
7:54 PM
“Mx. Davidson? Are you feeling okay?”

Principal Kawa
7:54 PM
“You look a little. Umm. Pale?”

Mr. Davidson
7:54 PM
“okay? OKAY?? hahahaha . i feel.  ”

Mr. Davidson
7:55 PM
“amazing ”

Principal Kawa
7:56 PM
“Davidson? HEY! Davidson! Kredd… What’s going on here?”

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7:57 PM
“  since the dawn of humanity i have  been sought out”

!!%%##
7:59 PM
“people beg and claw and scratch and scream for me”

Mr. mr.m rrr
8:00 PM
“ who am  i to deny them their right to feel??”

PRINCIPAL ERIC ..,,.
8:01 PM
“ to take them to the simpler timesthey crave so desperately”

Principal Kawa
8:01 PM
“K-Kredd?? W-What are you talking about??"

  _
8:02 PM
“ i am the demon that comes when you   callit's name .”

 
8:03 PM
“ i am”

Nostalgia 
8:03 PM
“Nostalgia.”
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song by: ME
thumbnail by: ME
Lyrics by: VoiceForge and @saltysvideodump8242 (Youtube)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRSrMlty6BxDbQDZsboCNw)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @epik-bruh, @jalapino-colada, @plabet and @ziyproject
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @bluestofallshrooms
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @sinholderangles, @sillierfish, @danissimovn, @cambutcooler

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by me (I'm the all star! i can do anything!)!
The Milky Way by @zurtis0curtis

(pipeline) Your Work: MISSING - [Deltarune: The 5same Other Puppet]

This is the "SPAM B.: MINER OF ALL VEINS !!" replacement 
This is the "1 SpamxyBuster!!7:: All's Well that Ends well" replacement 
for my my old and original old and original AU, "Deltarune: Deltarune: The The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kriss P. takes the role Spam B.  and "spamxybustit"! That’s right, no one has ever made an AU where Kriss P. takes the role Spam B. and the "SpamxyBuster"! 
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(xamb79): can YOU get out of the way PLEASE?

PC parts
> I can’ttt
1 iron ingot

(xamb79):  i NEED to get ALL that GOLD over there.

PC parts
> Ii actualllly can’’t ddo that itt would be almoost impossssible
1 iron ingot

> Wellll there’s aa way but it would takke like an hourrr
2 iron ingots

(xamb79): well, that’s just PERFECT.
(xamb79): are you SERIOUS? i can’t even tell how THAT could be THE CASE.

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thumbnail by: ME
 song by: ME
 Deltarune by Toby Fox
 The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire 
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel 
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538 
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
 The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore 
The Same Same Same Puppet by @wheezy1-1, @heracusus42, @cambutcooler, and @doubledipple
3ame puget by @quirk_yeah yeah !!!!
 24 smae. 😧 by @banana-the-second

Entity Entity Entity EnThis is the "Krasz Monde! "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS" -" For my au, "The Same same Same SAAME SAME Puppet." What are those kids up to these days?  

Vocals by @therealskibidiohio1234
Art by ME and Oracle and the BILL GATES

POEFORMkrisss;;; The Deal Always Goes Wrong - [Deltarune: Deltarune: The The Same Same Same

This is the Cibi F. "Detector of the Year" replacement! This is my most serious au yet again!
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after escaping from Mr. Lrfrbnstm-AEEIE,
You find yourself in a field, and a grid in the middle, 
You decide to interact with it

[🚩] you look like a bucket of bolts!
*laugh track*

Cibil//hard

Dude thats fucking robophobic

[🚩] shut the fuck up!
*laugh track*

Kreddy Minefield - “i will kreddy minekill you!”

im back i think i
wh
what are you doing m8
M8
Is it n0t 0bvi0us...
It was a g00d life...
But it all lead t0 n0thing...
It's time t0 let g0 0f this...
but
BUT ,
WHY
In the end, I need t0 accept...
It was t00 ambiti0us...
S0...
I'm s0rry...
T0 any0ne still watching...

The lights twinkle one last time as the green flames consume.
Thunder rumbles from above.