Sparking Rap Battles

Awesome stuff

raps

Favorites

favorito

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Dipper - Zander
Mabel - Zack
Phineas - Anthony
Ferb - Fel

Dipper Pines!
VS!
Phineas Flynn!
BEGIN!

Dipper:
You're a little too young to beat me so keep caution:
Dipper’s awesome; your triangle head is not in proportion 
You’re about to Tourist Rapped so you shoulda stayed at home
Spitting rainbows of disses so fast you could call me a gnome 
Throw you in the bottomless pit until this bit is resolved  
How you can’t beat Dipper Pines ain’t hard to solve
This typical kid who makes machines shouldn’t be trusted
With my lust of rhymes, you’re about to be busted!

Phineas:
You think you’d beat me with fake monsters and games?
Better listen because I’ll show you what I’m gonna do today
Your rappin's more embarrassing than dancing like a lamb
Am I beating dipper in rhyme (beat stop) yes, yes I am
Building beats and your defeat, back to the mystery shack
You’re riding a roller coaster and I’m running the tracks
It’s about time to end this debate, you dipped and went bendy
Take 2! You loose! Like you lost it with Wendy

Dipper:
It’s time for this lucky dipper to put an orange mutant to shame
Mabel:
Your head shape’s so pointy it popped your show’s fame 
Both:
It’s Mabel and Dipper, and this rap we’ll decipher 
Rap mysterious and delirious, Call us Bill Cipher  
Screw your stepbrother, we’re spitting british tongue twisters
(Mabel) You’re milking your show, (Dipper) better not tell your sister
Dipper:
Run home to your mom, and we’re being serious!
Both:
They should rename your show “Everyone Hates Phineas”

Phineas:
Despite your horror, it’s your animation that’s scary
Ferb:
Defeating you like boredom (Phineas) Hey where’s Perry? 
Both:
I’m creative and inventive, show some respect
After this all your fans will be shouting (Ferb) Has his show ended yet?
And Mabel, you’re caught in fables, It’s like a daydream in your head
Ferb:
So famous we can be recognized by our silhouettes 
Phineas:
It won’t take traveling through dimensions although if you observe
Ferb: You lost from the start, Both: by Phineas and Ferb

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE


Dipper vs Phineas. CartoonMadeRapBattles. Season 2

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Remix de Star y Marco vs Wirt y Greg :DD

Beat by Beatg33kz (Evil Within)

Star and Marco vs Wirt and Greg Remix (By ThePrayt)

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Stickman 1 - Zander
Stickman 2 - Justin 
Stickman 3 - Frenzy
Stickman 4 - Froggy

Worm 1 - Zack
Worm 2 - Fel
Worm 3 - Anthony
Worm 4 - Vincent 

Lyrics:
EPIC FAN MADE RAP BATTLES 
WORMS
VS
TERRITORY WAR 
BEGIN!

Stick 1:
Time for the stick army to blow up these worms 
Stick 2:
Let's pwn them, own them, make these harmless pink’s learn
Stick 3:
Mission one, take out copy cats which won’t be a hassle 
Stick 4:
Cause you know we’re dope on the mic as we are in battle 
Stick 1:
When it comes to action, we bring a new level of violence 
Stick 2:
All I have to do is squash you it's not rocket science 
Stick 3:
“Move or Stay” you and your games have just gotten dumber 
Stick 4:
Do us all a favour and set yourself the suicide bomber 

Worm 1:
Jumping into the arena with my handy Parachute
Worm 2:
Your rapping is horrible, good in your games, you’re mute 
Worm 3:
Ripped off our concept, you hypocrites snooped low quickly 
Worm 4:
The chances of you winning is thinner than your stick bodies 
Worm 1:
Quit with the “games, I’ll snap these pricks into tiny sticks instead 
Worm 2:
We can beat you easy without arms or legs
Worm 3:
Make a stick gun just like a sheep launcher, don’t try to run 
Worm 4:
I will only need a mini gun to get this battle done

Stick 4 and 1:
We’ll take you guys down (boom) with your score
Stick 3 and 2:
you better get out cause this is a All: territory war 
Stick 1 and 2:
The least damage you cause it to yourself, you pests
Stick 3 and 1:
With our health on full max, we were taught by the best
Stick 2:
you always fail on target, give us the best shot you’ve got 
Stick 4:
Shooting raps so brutal, we will surely get a headshot 
Don’t try to worm out of this,
Stick: 3
accept you’ve met your doom
All:
We heard enough of your yapping, it's time to give you the BOOT 

Worm 2 and 3:
You will never go far, you’ll just stop at the limit 
Worm 1,2 and 4:
That verse was more ear bleeding then your loud ass music 
Worm 3 and 1:
Make these black figures red, worms get out your tools 
Worm 4 and 2:
Lets use the dragon ball to go saiyan on these fools
Worm 1:
Got a letter of disses that’ll destroy, call it the mail strike 
Worm 2
With worms so skilled, you’ll never make it out alive
Worm 3 and 4:
What a “bomber, you killed your own teammate by mistake again
Worm 1 and 2:
Explode you in 3D, call it an armageddon

WRITTEN BY ZACK
Beat By Kustom

Territory War vs Worms. Rap Battle

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

LemonCheng24 as Doom.exe
The Aussie-Can as ImScared.exe
Frenzy as Toy Story.exe
VinnyO as Red.exe
SkeepTieel as Kirby.exe
Mr. Maplesyrup as Knuckles.exe
TheSuperPlushyBros as Sunky.mpeg
Yobar as Onions.exe

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pk9e2PzcOzKNaQUR-YUqmZ9jKUzMdAMahsqvKenGuIQ/edit

ImScared.exe vs Doom.exe FMCPRB #6

Welcome to the second installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! In this battle, we have the hedgehog who started it all, Sonic.exe, up against the devil who exists within the very fabric of reality Misfortune.gb! But are they alone...?

Thanks to SkeepTieel for helping by playing Misfortune!

URB as Sonic.exe
SkeepTieel as Misfortune.gb
IcerM as Evil Otto

Misfortune.gb:
(Heh heh heh!)
Do you wish to challenge me, as I emerge from the fabric of reality?
I’ll send you miles and miles away, so there’s no hope for you to join me!
When I’m finished with this verse, there will be nothing left
Why even think about this battle, when you got your butt kicked by Minecraft!
I AM GOD HERE, Mister Kefka Laugh, you won’t survive in THIS cabin!
Call it Round Three, as your victory won’t happen!
I could finish your whole game in literally just one sitting!
Trying to overcome this curse? You’ve got to be kidding!
It's time to lay a blessing, a fortune that you'll die
Just like how I’ll take you down this victory will be mine!
I’ll make you quake in your boots! My verse will be puzzling!
With your horrible disses, you’ll surely be suffering!!


Sonic.exe:
You’re next! Your cute appearance won’t stop me from owning.
And there is no escape from my disses that are homing!
If you think that you can defeat this hedgehog that is godlike
The game over screen will show your head on a pike!
If you think that you’re powerful enough to stop me
then you’ve been mislead so badly that I almost feel sorry!
You’re pathetic and cute, I’ve been infused with dark energy
Trying to defeat me would take an entire century!
There’s not a thing you can do. You can’t run. Would you agree?
For I’m three times better than anything you’ll ever be!
You think you can defeat me, but you’re nothing but a mod
Get down on your knees for I AM YOUR GOD!!!
(HAHAA!)

(New beat fades in after the beat fades out)     
Evil Otto:
Better hurry on along. It’s time to make you both keel.
RUN, RUN, like Sinistar because I’m the one that is real!
No matter how hard you try, you won’t get past my rapping score
When you step into my maze, prepare to see some blood and gore!
It’s gonna get brutal, and I won’t cut you any slack
Like i did to those kids; I'll give you both a heart attack 
Just like when you destroy the robots in my game, you can't run from me
And it’s no wonder you’re a trollpasta Sonic.exe
When I scream KILL THE HUMANOIDS you’re gonna end up getting  hurt
And you should run out of this battle now, ‘cause this is an INTRUDER ALERT 
THE HEDGEHOG MUST NOT ESCAPE! Your victory I won’t allow!
There’s nothing you can do ‘CAUSE GOD WILL NEVER SAVE YOU NOW
Why don’t you fight like you mean it? You are both stupid chickens!
Misfortune, it’s a misfortune you’re alive; your rhymes make me sickened!
IN THE END OF THIS BATTLE I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH GO BERZERK
AND YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY MAZE ‘CAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW MY GAME WORKS!!


Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 2. Sonic.exe VS Misfortune.gb.

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Drawn Together vs The Originals. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 50.

We're back, baby! Our disappearance was a bit...fishy...ha ha...I'll just leave now.

Feebas: Fel
Magikarp: MaNCHA
Milotic: Justin Buckner
Gyarados: Video Game Rap Battles

The "NO!" Crowd: BroCheck, VinnyO, MultiSuperVids

Feebas:
Your rhythm Flails when my Prism Scales send you flying 
Only five hundred dollars, but your act, I won’t buy it!
People think ‘No’ once they hear your name in the intro
Stuck in a limbo, his fish bowl got black tinted windows 
Here’s the thing though, King Koi, you’re our universe’s Ringo
I bring ‘Oh!’s to the zeros of the League since Indigo
All Karp and no bite, failure’s symbol so hold it
I’m flushing Goldfish and his raps down the toilet!

Magikarp:
Listen crusted rusty brown filthy fish cookie with fins,
I’m insisting with Swift Swim that I’m fishing up a win
Surfing down the path, it’s time for me to make a Splash
Get ready for me to open up a can of Whoop-Feebas!
Reeling in competition, rattle every baiting crook
Because when you’re filleted I’m off the hook!
Scrub, step to me and I’ll drop the Fee-bass to the floor
No luck left since my Tackle is superior to yours! 

Milotic:
Time to tip the Scales with unsurpassable beauty
Magikarp wants to fight? Your moves are worse Than Togepi
I know you’re used to splashing but I got some news
You’ll flop harder than a fish outta water when I’m done with you

Gyarados:
You dragged on too long, here’s my Dragon Rage!
Leave this frilly fish Twisted on my Rampage
Dominating this Contest, I’m a true tyrant
Since I’ve got the violence to silence this siren

Mega Gyarados:
I’m extending my anger, I’m a real Mold Breaker
Loch and load like an ogre, can’t rip through my layers
I’m Atrocious, ferocious and focused with zeal
To prove you’re just Wallace’s Achilles eel 

Milotic:
Power of a Dragon's Rage? Yet your typing says otherwise.
Don’t need mega evolution, I’m the one that’s idolized
It seems that Gyarados just got swarmed
Left him bloody and beaten, redder than his shiny form


Magikarp vs Feebas. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 18.

Hey looks my fellow friendos, its a Sparking Rap Battle!

Cast
SkeepTieel as BMO
Fel as Yes Man

Audio mixed by Fel

Beat by Kustom

Lyrics
Yes Man: (0:08)
A game console against this cybernetic mind
You're not special, you're just one more of your kind
Kick ya’ like a football, and you can’t hit me back
I’ll exploit this victory, and corrupt your data track!
Did I say "Exploit"? That's not a very nice word
You want me to beat this filthy robot? Yes Lord!
Weren't you a secondary character? That's what I thought!
This is gonna be great, I'll beat you whether you like it or not!

B-MO: (0:23)
Incapable of emotion, but your raps make me cringe
Diss defective hectics, you’ll need to take your medicine
My beating’s definitive, I’m more dangerous than you think
I'm a thing that goes boom, while you just Ring-a-Ding-Ding
Steppin’ to the best detective, yet you think you’re independant?
Your rap is ineffective, but is because you're just an attendant!
Like Finn's Sock Crime, I'll make you disappear with the illest rhymes
Do you know what time it is? It's Business time.

Yes Man: (0:38)
Hahaha! I know that's not true 'cause you're nothing but a toy
You see, rapping against you was a Game, Boy!
the Bright side was my last verse wasn’t splitted by the Half (Oh!)
You suck and I'm not saying it because i have to!

B-MO: (0:45)
To beat me? Or be me? First you must be more!
I don't need to give you orders to make you loose whore
I played with you like a videogame, don't you see Wall-e?
You're gonna say No-man when you fall out against me!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, SkeepTieel and Walkthroughepicness

Beat
http://picosong.com/uihi/ 

Aussie-can as Aussie-can

BMO vs Yes Man - Sparking Rap Battles #3

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

GLaDOS vs Neo - URBoF #1

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
----------------------------------
Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
----------------------------------
JMBRaps as Clarence
----------------------------------
Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

shrock

Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic
