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Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Just in time for Halloween, we have puppet master Jigsaw (John Kramer) battling against robotic tester GLaDOS.

WoodenHornets' Mom as GLaDOS
Froggy as Jigsaw

LYRICS:
GLaDOS:
It's time to do science, Aperture's mindset of giants
has the violent defiance to put a puppet to silence
I think you'll find, I'm divine! Real vile Venus Fly!
You can't survive, it's no.. cake... against a warped AI
I Kramer, Saw, I conquered! Now for the words you've wanted spoken
Here come the test results: your morality core is broken!
Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses
so listen; you don't want to come end up dead like your missus
You've fallen in my trap, you whacks, because this is quite honestly
the only thing I find more humorous than your autopsy
Your life of sin has come to end, just don't make me repeat it
Cuz you'll end up like my predecessor -CAROLINE DELETED-

Billy:
Hello, Caroline. I want to play a game.
Why don't you blow off some Steam by escaping my little place
'cause your flow is even slower than your development process
Revisit Lab Rat and shut down the OS of a “goddess"

Jigsaw:
Completed my rebirth, I'm fighting scrap worth less than TF2
Check your morals and your importance, "zero Valvue"
A real Flesh and Blood bruiser who will send you to the birds
in a PotatOS plot arc Ellen McLamer than your words!
The key to your win lies within your very being
But alternately, I'll Ctrl you and keep on deleting
like a care-a-less Mia final Opera towards the light
on a carousel of shotguns you’ll be singing through the night
Think outside the box - of water strapped to your head
or else you won't  S. U. R. V. I. V. E in The Final Chapter's end
You will function like a puzzle when the tables get turned
like a cube, I will leave you with a 3rd degree burn

GLaDOS:
You waste of SPACE, counting days, contemplating your mistakes
I just really Want You Gone, why don't you SAVE AS I SAVE?
My robot body's packing more meat then your warehouse ever could
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to retry suicide and do yourself some good
For there's no ATLAS to escape, testing me further's not an option
Because I'm mirroring your gas house with unnerving neurotoxin
Just go. My turrets will take Jim Henson to oblivion
I'm Still Alive and sending you to meet with little Gideon

Jigsaw:
I'm deactivating HAL clones to end your malfunctioned reign
Sew your mouth shut, your monster, don't want to hear you speak again
There's no way to reverse this, so listen to the tape!
Billy:
I'll scatter your parts all across the land just like my namesake
Jigsaw:
This Chell of her former self appears to mock me for my puppetry
from ground up to the moon rocks you can’t run you’re in my custody
‘cause you can’t scream in outer space so stay inside your jail
Time's up. Sorry. Game over. You failed.


Jigsaw vs GLaDOS

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Stickman 1 - Zander
Stickman 2 - Justin 
Stickman 3 - Frenzy
Stickman 4 - Froggy

Worm 1 - Zack
Worm 2 - Fel
Worm 3 - Anthony
Worm 4 - Vincent 

Lyrics:
EPIC FAN MADE RAP BATTLES 
WORMS
VS
TERRITORY WAR 
BEGIN!

Stick 1:
Time for the stick army to blow up these worms 
Stick 2:
Let's pwn them, own them, make these harmless pink’s learn
Stick 3:
Mission one, take out copy cats which won’t be a hassle 
Stick 4:
Cause you know we’re dope on the mic as we are in battle 
Stick 1:
When it comes to action, we bring a new level of violence 
Stick 2:
All I have to do is squash you it's not rocket science 
Stick 3:
“Move or Stay” you and your games have just gotten dumber 
Stick 4:
Do us all a favour and set yourself the suicide bomber 

Worm 1:
Jumping into the arena with my handy Parachute
Worm 2:
Your rapping is horrible, good in your games, you’re mute 
Worm 3:
Ripped off our concept, you hypocrites snooped low quickly 
Worm 4:
The chances of you winning is thinner than your stick bodies 
Worm 1:
Quit with the “games, I’ll snap these pricks into tiny sticks instead 
Worm 2:
We can beat you easy without arms or legs
Worm 3:
Make a stick gun just like a sheep launcher, don’t try to run 
Worm 4:
I will only need a mini gun to get this battle done

Stick 4 and 1:
We’ll take you guys down (boom) with your score
Stick 3 and 2:
you better get out cause this is a All: territory war 
Stick 1 and 2:
The least damage you cause it to yourself, you pests
Stick 3 and 1:
With our health on full max, we were taught by the best
Stick 2:
you always fail on target, give us the best shot you’ve got 
Stick 4:
Shooting raps so brutal, we will surely get a headshot 
Don’t try to worm out of this,
Stick: 3
accept you’ve met your doom
All:
We heard enough of your yapping, it's time to give you the BOOT 

Worm 2 and 3:
You will never go far, you’ll just stop at the limit 
Worm 1,2 and 4:
That verse was more ear bleeding then your loud ass music 
Worm 3 and 1:
Make these black figures red, worms get out your tools 
Worm 4 and 2:
Lets use the dragon ball to go saiyan on these fools
Worm 1:
Got a letter of disses that’ll destroy, call it the mail strike 
Worm 2
With worms so skilled, you’ll never make it out alive
Worm 3 and 4:
What a “bomber, you killed your own teammate by mistake again
Worm 1 and 2:
Explode you in 3D, call it an armageddon

WRITTEN BY ZACK
Beat By Kustom

Territory War vs Worms. Rap Battle

iTunes Link: http://apple.co/1SG8IgB

@mat4yo as Dovahkiin (Skyrim)
@jmbraps as The Lone Wanderer (Fallout)

DOVAHKIIN
Alchemixin' my lyrics, now there's a rap track brewin'!
I'll be spitting fire with the dragon tongue in which I'm fluent
Give Miraak a whack, and Alduin's in ruins
Harkon's far gone all thanks to my doing
Try seven thousand ways but you can’t STEP to this
Packing amulets that make even your Three Bitch hitched
Get ‘em to Broadcast this murder from the 101! 
Breaking News: 
"our games will be the same when I bring in my guns"
Your run in with your vault chick could've gone a lot smoother
With your imperfect future that didn’t really suit her
Now you're hackin' computers, like a brotherhood trooper
But I've seen fewer tumors hanging ‘round in the sewers


LONE WANDERER
Started with baby steps, a legend since I was born
Spittin' bombs like Megaton's, now I'm facing a unicorn
Wrote a guide, saved towns, a one man army-for hire
Keep your spells Dovy; I'll set worlds on fire!
You can’t retaliate, I’m leaving this worthless frog beat
Serve you into little tiny pieces, Dogmeat
Steppin' up to me, and a war is what you're facin' bro
You know that I’m Rad! I was on the damn radio!
And I'm rockin' the VATS; droppin' scum like Vault Security!
This waste of space will face my verbal Project Purity!
One charge and I'll Shishkebab your weak sword play
I'll bet  those Nordic furries like the Sweet-Roll Play!


DOVAHKIIN
Ugh, that whole verse you spat was a Bloody Mess
You Intelligence is zero, so let me readress 
You'll find victory Elsweyr; for war, you’re too young!
I Crack dovah skulls open with the power of my lungs
I will blow your companions with a FUS RO DAH
while your Dogmeat romancing ‘against his FUR OH GOD! 
This guy's daddy ran from home and he can’t find his flow
and his loss will forever keep this Wanderer a Lone

LONE WANDERER
Huff...I’ve heard Wadsworth tell me a better joke
I'm crafting man-made weapons while you're a toe-sucking bloke
I'll send you flying to Oblivion, it must be uncommon
'cause I know you don't get to the Cloud District very often
I can fix my reputation after countless crimes
You’re a viking straight from daycare, always screaming all the time
Didn't need skill points to have this battle on lock!
Done justice to this scum, now get back on the chopping block!

Fallout vs Skyrim

LemonCheng24 as Doom.exe
The Aussie-Can as ImScared.exe
Frenzy as Toy Story.exe
VinnyO as Red.exe
SkeepTieel as Kirby.exe
Mr. Maplesyrup as Knuckles.exe
TheSuperPlushyBros as Sunky.mpeg
Yobar as Onions.exe

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pk9e2PzcOzKNaQUR-YUqmZ9jKUzMdAMahsqvKenGuIQ/edit

ImScared.exe vs Doom.exe FMCPRB #6

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Drawn Together vs The Originals. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 50.

We're back, baby! Our disappearance was a bit...fishy...ha ha...I'll just leave now.

Feebas: Fel
Magikarp: MaNCHA
Milotic: Justin Buckner
Gyarados: Video Game Rap Battles

The "NO!" Crowd: BroCheck, VinnyO, MultiSuperVids

Feebas:
Your rhythm Flails when my Prism Scales send you flying 
Only five hundred dollars, but your act, I won’t buy it!
People think ‘No’ once they hear your name in the intro
Stuck in a limbo, his fish bowl got black tinted windows 
Here’s the thing though, King Koi, you’re our universe’s Ringo
I bring ‘Oh!’s to the zeros of the League since Indigo
All Karp and no bite, failure’s symbol so hold it
I’m flushing Goldfish and his raps down the toilet!

Magikarp:
Listen crusted rusty brown filthy fish cookie with fins,
I’m insisting with Swift Swim that I’m fishing up a win
Surfing down the path, it’s time for me to make a Splash
Get ready for me to open up a can of Whoop-Feebas!
Reeling in competition, rattle every baiting crook
Because when you’re filleted I’m off the hook!
Scrub, step to me and I’ll drop the Fee-bass to the floor
No luck left since my Tackle is superior to yours! 

Milotic:
Time to tip the Scales with unsurpassable beauty
Magikarp wants to fight? Your moves are worse Than Togepi
I know you’re used to splashing but I got some news
You’ll flop harder than a fish outta water when I’m done with you

Gyarados:
You dragged on too long, here’s my Dragon Rage!
Leave this frilly fish Twisted on my Rampage
Dominating this Contest, I’m a true tyrant
Since I’ve got the violence to silence this siren

Mega Gyarados:
I’m extending my anger, I’m a real Mold Breaker
Loch and load like an ogre, can’t rip through my layers
I’m Atrocious, ferocious and focused with zeal
To prove you’re just Wallace’s Achilles eel 

Milotic:
Power of a Dragon's Rage? Yet your typing says otherwise.
Don’t need mega evolution, I’m the one that’s idolized
It seems that Gyarados just got swarmed
Left him bloody and beaten, redder than his shiny form


Magikarp vs Feebas. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 18.

Hey looks my fellow friendos, its a Sparking Rap Battle!

Cast
SkeepTieel as BMO
Fel as Yes Man

Audio mixed by Fel

Beat by Kustom

Lyrics
Yes Man: (0:08)
A game console against this cybernetic mind
You're not special, you're just one more of your kind
Kick ya’ like a football, and you can’t hit me back
I’ll exploit this victory, and corrupt your data track!
Did I say "Exploit"? That's not a very nice word
You want me to beat this filthy robot? Yes Lord!
Weren't you a secondary character? That's what I thought!
This is gonna be great, I'll beat you whether you like it or not!

B-MO: (0:23)
Incapable of emotion, but your raps make me cringe
Diss defective hectics, you’ll need to take your medicine
My beating’s definitive, I’m more dangerous than you think
I'm a thing that goes boom, while you just Ring-a-Ding-Ding
Steppin’ to the best detective, yet you think you’re independant?
Your rap is ineffective, but is because you're just an attendant!
Like Finn's Sock Crime, I'll make you disappear with the illest rhymes
Do you know what time it is? It's Business time.

Yes Man: (0:38)
Hahaha! I know that's not true 'cause you're nothing but a toy
You see, rapping against you was a Game, Boy!
the Bright side was my last verse wasn’t splitted by the Half (Oh!)
You suck and I'm not saying it because i have to!

B-MO: (0:45)
To beat me? Or be me? First you must be more!
I don't need to give you orders to make you loose whore
I played with you like a videogame, don't you see Wall-e?
You're gonna say No-man when you fall out against me!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, SkeepTieel and Walkthroughepicness

Beat
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Mac Miller - "Headaches Migraines" ft. Dave East

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

GLaDOS vs Neo - URBoF #1

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
----------------------------------
Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

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Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

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You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic
