The Barf is Silent

Lyrics:

we stay buzzed like bumble bees
Humboldt trees blow in the wind like tumble weeds
rumpelstiltskins fumble, 
rut row!
the numb skull on the drum role
I come through like a tunnel
full frontal attack like sun glow,
and around back, anit-fungal bung hole
on a rainy day out side the bar in a huddle
just to show off the reflection of stars in a puddle
a wildebeester
using needle nose pliers to steal your milliliters
pay yer heater bill feel the fire.
your flow aint tighter than a
pussy though
still trying to get it like santa clause cookies broke
while you burn the cookies
learn it rookie sperm to pussy
thats firm to mushy
what the dillyo?
stay gassed up like a chilly joke
you rap about money dun but your really broke
it's still killa cali hill billy mode trash talking billy goat, acting silly, filled with smoke
up to my neck in land minds in a gophers zone
with more to throw out there than a hoarders home
owns the thrown
while your soldiers smoking bones
I'm out of this world like ET phoning home
I'm always chilling like a day off
don't make me put a hole in one
I don't play golf
like a muslim at a feast of pork, conquistador the beast of war off the leash with a tiki torch
caffeine in my blood
mad schemes I'm on drugs
bad dreams I have none
pull two girls... tag team on the rug
walk towards
unblock-able sword in an obstacle corse
animal farm
so talk till I'm horse 
calling olli olli oxenfreeze
obnoxious things
Wolfgang Puck in a hokey league
you'd still be mis-understood if you were on top of me
you couldn't make a hit if you were rocky in a boxing ring
you aint gonna make it like life's a yellow light
while my girl's hella fine
your hello kitty don't hide your cellulite


99 problems but a glitch aint one! 
X3
I'm a star! redillacluster

mean mug
style firm in the eternal now
I eat good, learn how I burn a cow
the sire who's eye'n you
I stay pissed like fire hydrant goo
voice is loud like thunder my boys are proud
other than oysters I eat a poster childs
bruiser yer pair more smooth than a nairing nudist
moose his hair without a care like a staring Buddhist
they say don't even start due
I have to, it's an addiction like bar food
more violent than a cartoon
I'll hit an alien with a harpoon till the blood is spilling chartreuse
leaving a mark to scar you
at the same time you're girls heart swoon
I can't stand you all
taking tramadol
im an aries
so I just ram into walls
wacko and loopy like banjo kazooy
while you stick to the scripts like a 
fan of a movie
even if your a cutie beautician doing dishes
I still want to kill you ma
stewy griffin
listen dude
I stay in a pissy mood
unless their plenty of tits in view
I spit and spew
You think he's white. What's the meaning?
shinning like a beam of  light
Peter Piper seething, like a daemon might.
As soon as I feel alive
I kill the vibe
pull weapons
and radiate'
full spectrum
juicing now
stealing the show like a boosters style
while you act like a rude and wild moody child
don't  string me along
while I'm singing a song
bring me a bong
I'm a freakish geeking thingamabob 
Barf: the first to admit I'm a faulty villain
taking over the world but I"ll settle for multimillions

99 problems but a glitch aint one! 
X3
I'm a star! redillacluster


Glitch Butter





Sparkle Barf - A Glitch Aint One

Lyrics-
If i ask her to cut her hair (yup)
she's fraught with anger (yup)
she'd rather throw a toddler in danger (yup)
her doppelgänger looks like
the Flying spaghetti monster in a pasta strainer

CHORUS-

There’s no hate inside 
When you shape your mind
Without darkness 
We can’t make it shine 


I never met a babe, well, outside of metaspace
that wasn't headed for a felon’s cage or a jealous rage
But you,
You know how all those love songs are best at vague?
Just to prove I wrote this for you-
this is our second date.
And to test your patience
theres no  reservations
I want to be together forever,
but thats just and estimation
We don't need to move fast like it the left lane
but you know that I love you, in the best way
I called you 
Pet Nose instead pet names
but you call the shots,
so what's the ref say? (balling)
You get to decide, this isn't meant to be impressive, 
I’m an expressive person.
Teal recognize teal, 
your breasts are perfect
Hi honey,
a mind numbing dime I find funny,
a kind bunny with a nice size tight tummy
she'll never try running with my money
she love the big outdoors but wants me inside cumming 


CHORUS-

There’s no hate inside 
(take your time)
When you shape your mind
(Safe and wise)
without darkness 
we can’t make it shine 
(hey baby girl I wanna make you mine)


I know you heart was in a 
dead space
when I leaned to kiss you,
and you turned your head to the left babe, 
I don't play head games
I want a girl that doesn't want kids
but still has a cushion and a nest egg.
lets say best case scenario 
we hit it off and I want to marry you…
is that really too scary boo? venereal diseases, 
je-je-jesus,
I will still cherish and care for you 
until I'm very blue in the face
you want space? ok hun
I'll move my laser guns to my lunar base. 
I don't know what to do to contain it.
I'll move to the moon 
and still think of you as a beautiful angel.
Assuming you want me to go literal dumb,
and use a primitive tongue and stupid language
I'm just saying I am down for your cause
as long as I don't have to sacrifice my morals
If your not the one,
Its a fact I'll find the portal.
I’l mack a dime with an active mind thats gorgeous  (uhh)
cuz I can silver surf non linear time
Yosemite Sam,
giddy ideogram, 
are you kidding me? Damn
I pity the fool,
idiots getting 
chlamydia clam and titty in hand
kitty there idioms bland
I’m the bicentennial man,
Transending pentium brand
Vending with intent 
and tending the land

CHORUS-

Hey sweetheart your inspirational
She's my better half, she make me whole
She gives me the strength to face my foes
Thank you your gracious now take control   

I love you so much that even as we
hang out I already fucking miss you,
FYI, 
your spirit animal's more like the secret special collectors edition dunny than a grubby shitzu 
syncromystic
Annie's addition
we stay at home
I''ll give you a hand in family kitchen
N3ON baby shoe
a man on a mission
and  
my fam’s at emissions
pan-dimensional 
did I mention
your mine?
and at the same time an individual.
residual vibes from an original
visual mind
digital grind
as you sit on the side to 
read between the literal rhymes
(LOVE)

It might seem that I'm living in a  pipe dream
cuz I want a wifey sweeter than ice cream
keep her finger frozen like a dear high beams
my queen the hottest thing that I've seen 
Ever! 

I gotta give the hotties goddess full body massage on the daily 
cuz thats how my momma brought up and raised me
you'll probably think I'm a fraud calling me crazy
but honest to god I'd honor my main squeeze 

Sparkle Barf - Pet Nose Feat. PiR8

Lyrics:
Center your mind to keep your energy high
Live your highest high (sung)

I'd counterfeit dividends via vista print
so the trimmigrants didn't bicker
then ninja kick the limo tents while AFX invented his Windowlicker
In grammar school I'd teleport,
I'd teleport to get home quicker
to refresh the Mendo Mulcher, save the princess, and glitch the nintendo picture.
I don't play games, or work for personal ploys,
like my girl slurping or twerking with toys.
Unsure of the coitus, then search and destroy.
Perfect circle jerk merk yer virtual boy.
Annoyed by the surgeon generals warning
in an orgy,
im a corny perving tentacle porn king
Glorywormhole plus wood grained ostrich neck
I get good brains…mommy call me Zombie dick.
She swallow jizz like 5 star lobster bisque
I get paid to see pussy…
gynacologist
on a mission to conquer whales like colossal squid
I eat my art.  Nacho Picasso chips
Beyond common sense, guava zips.
Encoded in coffee backslash javasripts
Not to be condescending of the godly vision
but my armpits smell bottomless (pits) 
I aught to mention I'm balling on the fence
where starving artists are guarding pot
in their gardens with out a pot to piss in.

I AM HOME
 
in the Twilight Zone; on a bender
I won't be caught off centered in lots of trouble,
to keep you guessing if I'm down?
fill in one across your muzzle like an awkward crossword puzzle
Then I'm out

Sparkle Barf - Highest High Feat. Intellitard

Music Video: https://youtu.be/gSVltu8yi9I

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Lyrics:

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

They say kid chill
but I can't sit still
I gotta make big chips to flip bills
So I go hard like my dick feels
clit rich
I'd like a thick chick in four inch heels
smoother than a windshield
eye ball
and I aint talking plays in the infield
sky mall
people like to hate like its my fault
just cuz i hang like the painting on the dry wall
and I know that your feeling the hook
so if your willing to look
I'mma kill it like a militant crook
no, imma kill it like Attila the hun
rhymes: shit, I got a billion and one

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

Get your wig peeled
lying by your entrails
I'm behind bars
like im in jail
skip bail
flipping fish scales
nice with a pen pal
sent mail
chemtrails
let it out inhale
no regrets; what I've done went well
I'mma hit you with linguistic ninjutsu
freeze style colder than an igloo, bitch
more spit than a spittoon, yup
I get my money up, like rents due
honey-nut work the money muscle
fucking cutthroat
sicker than an ugly butthole

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

I rap so much I might a skip meal
I rap so much I might miss a deal
I'mma go pop how a blister feels,
hollar dali!
I pimp my girl: you call her Molly
ya'll are probably dropping your jaw
while your mopping the mall
I'm harder than a gargoyles legs
your softer than hard boiled eggs
oysters tastes good, charbroiled stakes
I take toilet breaks to shit on rappers like coiled snakes
I spoil games
royal straight flush
and make your bitch blush with a poisoned face
It's a must:
crush loyal breaks
like grubs: I bust soil layers
king tut foil players,
lust voyeur race
cuz I'mma be seen on tv trust
most greasy than a rushed oil change: nuts

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

You collect my verses
like I get grills
cuz I got more lines than that one time you did rails
I'm good how a kid feels
sitting on his big wheels
get a grip. dont grip steal
Put me in prison
I'll just recycle the bars
and getaway fast like I'm driving a car
If you gonna gas me like a piston pump
filler up
when I break up with my girl
I'll do it at the city dump
cuz I'll be trashed like I'm really drunk
so when I spill my lungs
I'll make a splash like free willy jump
when I make a hit It'll be with a billy club
redillicutty. glitterally butter
por mi familia

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

Sparkle Barf - THE WHiTE RiFF RAFF

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Sparkle Barf - One Man Feat. Gadgetron

Beat by : https://soundcloud.com/haikufunkplus
Lyrics available at: www.drinksparf.com

Sparkle Barf - Imma Unicorn

Watch the Video at:
http://youtu.be/Yj5_UkkiI1E

Love and Light

Sparkle Barf - Baby Got Shoe

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Sparkle Barf - Owl Mullet Prequel

My favorite track :)
Shout out to WDFA
Manifest blesstiny
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Sparkle Barf - Her Outlook Is Good

Check out the Music Video at: https://youtu.be/zDNPEJdU9Qg

Sparkle Barf - Cleanse Feat. Aminata & Bethany Alexander

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Sparkle Barf - Summer School

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Sparkle Barf - Autofellatio (Mario Interlude)

Classic Gaming Music Video at: https://youtu.be/DdT1UvrJduY
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The Barf is Silent

mrsparkle