The Barf is Silent

Lyrics-
If i ask her to cut her hair (yup)
she's fraught with anger (yup)
she'd rather throw a toddler in danger (yup)
her doppelgänger looks like
the Flying spaghetti monster in a pasta strainer

CHORUS-

There’s no hate inside 
When you shape your mind
Without darkness 
We can’t make it shine 


I never met a babe, well, outside of metaspace
that wasn't headed for a felon’s cage or a jealous rage
But you,
You know how all those love songs are best at vague?
Just to prove I wrote this for you-
this is our second date.
And to test your patience
theres no  reservations
I want to be together forever,
but thats just and estimation
We don't need to move fast like it the left lane
but you know that I love you, in the best way
I called you 
Pet Nose instead pet names
but you call the shots,
so what's the ref say? (balling)
You get to decide, this isn't meant to be impressive, 
I’m an expressive person.
Teal recognize teal, 
your breasts are perfect
Hi honey,
a mind numbing dime I find funny,
a kind bunny with a nice size tight tummy
she'll never try running with my money
she love the big outdoors but wants me inside cumming 


CHORUS-

There’s no hate inside 
(take your time)
When you shape your mind
(Safe and wise)
without darkness 
we can’t make it shine 
(hey baby girl I wanna make you mine)


I know you heart was in a 
dead space
when I leaned to kiss you,
and you turned your head to the left babe, 
I don't play head games
I want a girl that doesn't want kids
but still has a cushion and a nest egg.
lets say best case scenario 
we hit it off and I want to marry you…
is that really too scary boo? venereal diseases, 
je-je-jesus,
I will still cherish and care for you 
until I'm very blue in the face
you want space? ok hun
I'll move my laser guns to my lunar base. 
I don't know what to do to contain it.
I'll move to the moon 
and still think of you as a beautiful angel.
Assuming you want me to go literal dumb,
and use a primitive tongue and stupid language
I'm just saying I am down for your cause
as long as I don't have to sacrifice my morals
If your not the one,
Its a fact I'll find the portal.
I’l mack a dime with an active mind thats gorgeous  (uhh)
cuz I can silver surf non linear time
Yosemite Sam,
giddy ideogram, 
are you kidding me? Damn
I pity the fool,
idiots getting 
chlamydia clam and titty in hand
kitty there idioms bland
I’m the bicentennial man,
Transending pentium brand
Vending with intent 
and tending the land

CHORUS-

Hey sweetheart your inspirational
She's my better half, she make me whole
She gives me the strength to face my foes
Thank you your gracious now take control   

I love you so much that even as we
hang out I already fucking miss you,
FYI, 
your spirit animal's more like the secret special collectors edition dunny than a grubby shitzu 
syncromystic
Annie's addition
we stay at home
I''ll give you a hand in family kitchen
N3ON baby shoe
a man on a mission
and  
my fam’s at emissions
pan-dimensional 
did I mention
your mine?
and at the same time an individual.
residual vibes from an original
visual mind
digital grind
as you sit on the side to 
read between the literal rhymes
(LOVE)

It might seem that I'm living in a  pipe dream
cuz I want a wifey sweeter than ice cream
keep her finger frozen like a dear high beams
my queen the hottest thing that I've seen 
Ever! 

I gotta give the hotties goddess full body massage on the daily 
cuz thats how my momma brought up and raised me
you'll probably think I'm a fraud calling me crazy
but honest to god I'd honor my main squeeze 

Sparkle Barf - Pet Nose Feat. PiR8

Music Video: https://youtu.be/gSVltu8yi9I

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Lyrics:

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

They say kid chill
but I can't sit still
I gotta make big chips to flip bills
So I go hard like my dick feels
clit rich
I'd like a thick chick in four inch heels
smoother than a windshield
eye ball
and I aint talking plays in the infield
sky mall
people like to hate like its my fault
just cuz i hang like the painting on the dry wall
and I know that your feeling the hook
so if your willing to look
I'mma kill it like a militant crook
no, imma kill it like Attila the hun
rhymes: shit, I got a billion and one

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

Get your wig peeled
lying by your entrails
I'm behind bars
like im in jail
skip bail
flipping fish scales
nice with a pen pal
sent mail
chemtrails
let it out inhale
no regrets; what I've done went well
I'mma hit you with linguistic ninjutsu
freeze style colder than an igloo, bitch
more spit than a spittoon, yup
I get my money up, like rents due
honey-nut work the money muscle
fucking cutthroat
sicker than an ugly butthole

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

I rap so much I might a skip meal
I rap so much I might miss a deal
I'mma go pop how a blister feels,
hollar dali!
I pimp my girl: you call her Molly
ya'll are probably dropping your jaw
while your mopping the mall
I'm harder than a gargoyles legs
your softer than hard boiled eggs
oysters tastes good, charbroiled stakes
I take toilet breaks to shit on rappers like coiled snakes
I spoil games
royal straight flush
and make your bitch blush with a poisoned face
It's a must:
crush loyal breaks
like grubs: I bust soil layers
king tut foil players,
lust voyeur race
cuz I'mma be seen on tv trust
most greasy than a rushed oil change: nuts

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

You collect my verses
like I get grills
cuz I got more lines than that one time you did rails
I'm good how a kid feels
sitting on his big wheels
get a grip. dont grip steal
Put me in prison
I'll just recycle the bars
and getaway fast like I'm driving a car
If you gonna gas me like a piston pump
filler up
when I break up with my girl
I'll do it at the city dump
cuz I'll be trashed like I'm really drunk
so when I spill my lungs
I'll make a splash like free willy jump
when I make a hit It'll be with a billy club
redillicutty. glitterally butter
por mi familia

Shit's real
I get chills
The Multiverse
Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal

Sparkle Barf - THE WHiTE RiFF RAFF

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