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THEY’VE GOT A SWORD THEY’RE GONNA STAB YOU. YOU SHOULD RUN.
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<​xKroost> GIMME UR DIMENDS!!!
<​xKroost> or else…
<​Stravton> Are you trying to be intimidating?
<​Stravton> Just go home, kid.
<​xKroost> THOSE BOMBS AR GONA BLOW ANY SECIND NOW!!!1
<​Stravton> I know the bombs are fake. Just shut up.
<​xKroost> Well, uh…
<​xKroost> I STLILL HAVE THIS SORD!!!!!!!!11
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DELTARUNE: What AU is this again i've lost track by @mister_static
song and lyrics by me, vocals by @sillierfish
art by @sillierfish
dialogue by @cryptid_banana
au by me and my pipejam team! (@sillierfish, @cryptid_banana, and @wisscool)
pipejam hosted by @jalapino-colada

[Pipejam] Ive rigGed uR bAse With TNT, thAts

self insert dummy! by shree (@shree_mp3) for totc (@taleofthechilled) before it was cancelled :hi:

dialogue later mabe

herb self insert dummy

This is the Scuzzler Rebel Of Law replacement.

*You see a strange figure standing at the scheduled location.
*They look pretty dangerous.
*You hope it’s the right person.

7.755 MHz
-So, you’ve arrived...
-Good.
-Lead the way.

*They don't seem very talkative...

Music by https://soundcloud.com/bucks1228
Voice by https://soundcloud.com/gvain-zombie
Art by https://soundcloud.com/maksim-shelomov
"Writing" by me... revised by https://soundcloud.com/bucks1228 !

Killuh, out of law's sight [Pipejam the third]

* may i interest you in one of my more niche…
* interests?

ew? as if >:/

* great, lemme' tell you about it.
* so first of all, the king. right?
* ol madblok's gonna get your ass one way or another. you gotta bring the hell on him.
* i mean theoretically. you could try to talk him into helpin you guys escape this place.
* in fact, makin peace between yourselves, him, the people, and the oil would be like. the perfect quad vic roy.
* and would surely lead to you gettin outta here.
* but uh. he don't seem to keen on turnin back on the oils these days.

[ The room dims. ]

* i like to dabble in. a sort of mythology.
* the kind that tells of grandeur and escapism.
* this world is a slow-acting poison, and i've found my antidote in the tales of a swift and ultimate "way out".
* a fantasy as far as others are concerned, but...
* eh. anyhooch.

[ Tunnel vision... ]

* i've heard a little whisker on the wind.
* that somewhere in the dark recesses of the dark recess we call home.
* there's a chance. a will that's waiting for the right person.
* and, paradoxically, it's already here.
* this place puts anyone thru mean and nasty sacrifice.
* makes ya' think the wait ain't worth the wallowing.
* but the plucky climbers who die to the mountain would still argue otherwise.
* and i'd like to have my name in writing somewhere, even if it's just the funny pages.
* the very notion of such things has driven some peeps insane.
* heck. maybe the mad oil king's more well-versed in it's defiance than we give him credit for.

[ The world returns to focus. ]

* i gotta' hand it to ya'. the tenacity with which you trek thru this hellhole.
* is nothing short of. well.
* maybe its stupid. but i like to admire it anyway.

wow thx! #SARCASTIC #GTFO

[ Spanton grimaces, his arms lowering just slightly as he glances to his side, then back to Mike. ]

* heh. but that said.
* there's a path you can take. lined with glass and pain.
* you'll know your there when the sound of metal dragging across the floor is deafening, but your heartbeat'll drown it out.
* if you two are really the heroes you say you are.

MISLEADING TITLES | we havnt said that

* it might be worth the trouble.
* but uh. do be warned.
* i've seen a lumbering figure shuffling around in the dark down that way.
* if ya' do decide to go there and try.
* just beware of that very scary imminent death thing.
* wink.

the very notion of

please deltarune 3 and 4 come home so i can milk you for the next 2 years

someones underswap pelvis resley

When It Rains It Pours 2

THE SACRILEGIOUS

i've been listening to a lot of oliver buckland lately

jaunt

This piece is related to the piece "Running away to the nightfall".

In the dark, after running away

Mig Dfoe - Volver

old acc got deleted for No Reason so this is my main now
nb idiot that makes shitty midislaps and flp edits
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pfp by me

THE SACRILEGIOUS

zomb ⍢