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It is just as Lord Distruction3000 From The Future has foretold, the return of the savage era of man is nigh. 
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After Distructikon3000 earned the Nobel Peace Prize in 2997 he had been driven into boredom due to the lack of new material in 2998s music scene. He sent his wife Distructikon2500 in time to make the attempt of forming his dream band. He instructed her on every time period and to whom he needs to join. He would watch throughout time as her creations formed. He would then wait to meet her victorious return in the future. Distructikon3000 waited all throughout 2998 and no time changes formed and his love never returned to his time. He decided in 2999 to go back to when Distruction2500 had gone to locate her. He had found that his wife slipped through time and had landed earlier then ment to. She had landed in a violently historic storm and sought out shelter in a nearby forest. She was discovered by the local peasants who had attacked her deep in the forest that they were living in. A violent rumble occured in the sky while the peasants had their grip on Distructikon2500. A bolt of lightning came crackling from the sky and struck Distructikon2500 directly. The jolt caused her to explode killing a majority of the peasants and setting the forest ablaze. She had been destroyed before any other events could have occurred.  Distructikon3000 had made it back in time and discovered the final location of Distruction2500 and only found charred remains and small pieces of his wife. He found a back up memory drive that had contained the final thoughts of his beloved. 

He grew hell bent on his hatred for peasantry and slayed them all in a murderous rampage that inspired the hit single "Death,Peasants,Lightning!"

One hundred and seventy years after the end of the middle ages, Distructikon3000 From The Future had annihilated all the noble lords and ladies and enslaved every peasant his scanners could locate.

He began looking for a select few to start building his empire. 

Intent on forming what they call, six hundred years in the future, a "rock and roll band"; He sought the perfect combination of common folk, noble men and the Gallant Knights of Olde that he learned so much about in the year 2990.

After finding his perfect combination and waiting six centuries through the eras, Distructikon3000 from the future was ready to debut his long awaited dream of being a part of an ultra realistic and historically accurate rock and roll band.

They were known as;

DistortedCorpseWagon
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Unsigned band from Canada, On. 
We record, produce, edit, and create all our own visuals and sounds.

Medievalcore/Metal/Progressive-renaissance-theatrical-deathpunk 


Sir Reginald The Peasant-crippler - Vocals
Heideterich Blaznikov - Vocals/Guitar
Eirikir Skullagrim -Vocals/Guitar/Bass
Distructikon3000 from the future - Godly Drums

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Now a kind few words from Distructikon3000;

AVAST! YE PEASANT FOLK! BASK IN THE DEPTHS OF THE WAGON!
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A few personal awards we'd like to bestow upon ourselves;

*Didn't die during a joust

*survived the ages

*Nobel Peace Prize 2997 given to Distructikon3000 for ending world hunger by killing all the humans in the final days of the year

Demerits:
*Lost poor Distructikon2500

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