ABRONHEAVEN OR ABRONHELL
Stu Who? ~ 2020

I LIVE IN A TOWN CALLED CUMBERNAULD
IT SITS UPON A HILLSIDE AND IT’S FREEZING CAULD
FOR HALF OF THE YEAR BUT THE OTHER HALF’S NICE
HALFWAY TO HELL AND HALFWAY TO PARADISE
DEPENDING ON YOUR LUCK AND DEPENDING ON YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
SOME AREAS ARE PRETTY BAD / SOME AREAS ARE REALLY GOOD
I LIVE IN THE PART CALLED ABRONHILL
OH WHAT A THRILL

THERE’S A BOOKIES AND A CHIPPY AND A BAKERY
SOMETHING THERE FOR YOU / AND SOMETHING THERE FOR ME
WAZIM’S SHOP WHERE THE STAFF ARE REALLY NICE
AND HE SELLS HIS STUFF AT REASONABLE PRICE
THE TOP OF BROOM ROAD LEADING DOWN INTO THE GLEN
WHERE THE BLUEBELLS GLOW AND EVERY NOW AND THEN
WE WALK TO THE VILLAGE WHEN I AM FEELING FIT ENOUGH
LUNCH AT THE BLACK BULL GIMME FOOD AND GIMME LOVE
GIMME FOOD AND GIMME LOVE

THEY TORE DOON THE HIGH SCHOOL
AND THERE’S NOTHING IN ITS PLACE
AND OUR LOCAL SHOPPING CENTRE IS A DISGRACE
KIDS ON MOTORBIKES DRIVING ON THE FOOTPATHS
NO DOING IT FOR BADNESS / JUST DOING IT FOR CHEAP LAUGHS
TOOK AWAY THE MALTINGS AND SHUT THE WOODCUTTER
BOTH PUBS GONE / THEY’RE AS SLIPPERY AS BUTTER

THEY’RE TEARING UP OUR HEARTS AND SOULS
AND TEARING DOWN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
TELLING US THAT RIGHT IS WRONG
AND TELLING US THAT BAD IS GOOD

THEY’RE TELLING US LIES / AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
IS IT IT ABRONHEAVEN I LIVE IN / OR ABRONHELL
OH WELL


LIVING IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD / CAN BE EITHER BAD OR GOOD
AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL / IT MIGHT BE ABRONHEAVEN
OR IT MIGHT BE ABRONHELL
CAN BE EITHER BAD OR GOOD / LIVING IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

I LIVE IN A TOWN CALLED CUMBERNAULD
IT SITS UPON A HILLSIDE AND IT’S FREEZING CAULD
FOR HALF OF THE YEAR BUT THE OTHER HALF’S NICE
HALFWAY TO HELL AND HALFWAY TO PARADISE

ABRONHELL

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