Welcome Gentlemen and Gentleladies to the club of the Empire, as we present to you the first of our series of disquisions on various engaging and important topics. Tonight's topic is a complete guide to England, presented by Steam Captain Carter for your pleasure. Please give him a warm welcome and ensure you do not call out while the lecture is in progress as loud ejaculations will cause a disturbance.


Song partly inspired by exurb1a's video on England (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KySFp0w7-hE) and Elemental's song "I'm British". I wanted to do a tongue in cheek guide to England, exagerating all the stereotypes to a ridiculous degree. I find it amusing the misconceptions of my American friends about us and our lovely lovely ways. It's a bit unusual, but I very much hope you enjoy it.

An interesting and informative dissertation about England.

An Interesting and Informative Dissertation About England.

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A series of experiments in steampunk music, covering the fall of humanity, hubris, scientific malpractice, victoriana and the long dark tea time of the soul. Influences: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Ben Caplan, The Dresden Dolls, Kaizers Orchestra, Gogol Bordello and Leningrad.