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THE CHAIRMAN OF THE VOID
(The Silent Partner in Cosmic Bureaucracy)

Role: Shadow Executive / Unseen Authority
Employee ID: [REDACTED BY OWNER]
Office Location: The space between filing cabinets

Appearance:
An empty three-piece suit that billows without wind
Tie knot contains a miniature event horizon
Gloves that leave negative-space fingerprints on every document
Face: A floating "PLEASE LEAVE MESSAGE" sticky note

The Silent Partner's Sonata (Empty Suit Nocturne)

TEAM V (The Protocol's Cosmic Consultant)

Role: Interdimensional Efficiency Auditor / Chaos Theorist
Employee ID: #V-Protocol-Ø (Classified: "ConsultantiquitDominates the bridge with glitching elevator-music-turned-dubstep
Backing vocals: A choir of clipped corporate jargon ("Synergy! Paradigm! Leverage!") autotuned to a haunting minor key


The Protocol Paradox (A Consultant's Crescendo)

THE INTERN BLACK HOLE
(The Cosmic Office's Hungriest Junior Employee)

Role: Celestial Janitor/File Disposal Unit
Pay Grade: Unpaid/College Credit

Appearance:
A swirling event horizon in business casual (clip-on tie dangling in the accretion disk)
"HELLO MY NAME IS:" sticker half-consumed by singularity
Briefcase made of compressed resignation letters


Singularity Blues (Unpaid Event Horizon)

THE OFFICIAL PROFILE
(A sentient, cosmic HR document—the embodiment of paperwork itself)

The Bureaucratic Ballet (In Triplicate)

E'V'il Inc. Corporate Anthem (Doomsday with Benefits)

MEPHISTO (Minor Ethically-Puzzled Hellspawn Intern, Subpar Temptation Officer)

The Virtuous Vice (A Devil’s Redemption Riff)

The Solar Coalition