@stocrapbattles: Give me the acapella for this battle!

Duck Hunting Duo Willie and Si battle Propane Seller Hank Hill.

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HANK HILL
VS
DUCK DYNASTY
BEGIN

Willie:
It's time to Dine with the Dynasty! You're facing Willie and Si!
Don't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time
Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories,
Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me

Si:
It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you,
I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,
It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya
Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra

Hank:
Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck
You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks
Don't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last
I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better
If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder
Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users?
With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER!

Willie:
We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under
Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers

Si:
Hey, hey, hey, we'll push this king off of his hill
Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill

Willie:
We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this

Si:
Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas

Willie:
I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude!

Both:
The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you

Bobby:
Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks one of them in the balls*

Hank:
Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to.
Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes
So that means to beat you two, we have to think like little bitches
How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me,
when the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money
You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup
So now it's time to celebrate with an Alamo beer, yep

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 46.

Justin Buckner as Cole Phelps
Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines

Lyrics:
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
COLE PHELPS!
VERSUS!
DIPPER PINES!
BEGIN!

Cole Phelps:
What’s up Dipper Pines? I’m an L.A. Noire!
So that means in this battle, you’ll never make it far
I’m a god damn good detective, you’re just a wannabe Shaggy
I could beat you anytime, even when I’m laggy
My chances of winning are pretty (Herschel) Bigg
I bet you came up with your nickname after your small dick
The first person you kissed was a merman? Heh, are you gay?
So prepare to die today by this detective in L.A.

Dipper Pines:
If I can take on Gideon, then I can take on your dumbass
Yes, I might listen to BABBA, but at least I’m more manly, you’re just trash
I’ll slap you with The Hand That Rocks the Mabel, to see how you like it
By the end, I’ll sparta kick you into the Bottomless Pit!
You winning this should be on the Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained
Compared to you in this battle, I’m the real man
Seriously Cole, your ego is bigger than the Gobblewonker
So prepare to get your head hunted by this 12 year old, motherfucker

Cole Phelps:
I’m from the L.A.P.D., you’re just from the Mystery Shack
So you better Galloway from me Earley, ‘cause it’s the fact
that you have no brain for you to say you won, so before this battle will be done
You better keep your little mouth shut, when you’re getting arrested by Ralph Dunn
I might’ve died at age 27, but what makes you think you can do better?
I’m a police officer, you’re like Sherlock Holmes’ baby brother
I was made from Rockstar, which means I’ll rock your world
Now go ahead and spit your next verse, I’m out, goodbye Dipper

Dipper Pines:
I might sneeze like a cat, but you’re the real pussy
It’s a mystery on why you think you’re better than me
Cole Phelps, listen to me, you need to get a different hobby
Because your personality as a mystery solver is worse than Robbie’s
You better bewarb my rhymes, ‘cause I’m gonna bring the heat
And they call me Dipper Pines, because I’m tougher than pine trees
This battle is over, so I’ll see you in hell
I’ll send you 3 letters back because you Gravity fell

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!


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