#1 in what can thankfully only ever be a 24 part series at most; my humble tribute to the furtively soulful key of E minor

Tribute to E minor

Propeller

Propeller (feat. Dave & BNXN)

Lyrics and arrangement of Rod Stewart's 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy'* sampled by Susan Husband.

*written by Rod Stewart, Carmine Appice & Duane Hitchings.

Like when you take off your boots
After skating at the rink
It’s like you’re still on the ice
That’s what your head makes you think
I been on tinder so much
And we don’t even meet
And I’m starting to swipe right on your face in the street

Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right

Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right


Like a bad doctor I’m losing patients
With all of your excuses and all of your cancellations
Fell asleep, double booked, haven’t got time
Remind me when was meeting me such a crime
Waste men waste men you silly, silly waste men
Shopping for ingredients you may as well taste them
Mimetic relationships in the palm of your hand
Great if you’re looking for a no night stand
You walk the walk boys, so talk the talk boys
Meet the girls or be the virtual noise

Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right

Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right


We’ve been chatting for a bit and things have gone quiet
Already had too much now we’re on a chat diet
You’re a waste of my battery
You’re a dog in a cattery
You’ve been holding that ball for more than 6 seconds
You don’t even play or bend it like Beckham
So much choice and you don’t want none of it
Half –baked chats you’re just having for the fun of it
Fun what fun, you’re just time-wasting
Mine and yours, mate…I’m going wine-tasting

You don’t remember where I live
You don’t remember what I do
You’ must’ve asked 3 or 4 times now yeah
And you still ain’t got a clue
Vague goals get vague results 
That’s why you never get dates
And you only get insults
A hundred matches
Yet you never get a strike
Well I’m the Tinder Norman Tebbitt 
So get on your Tinder bike

You must like me a bit, right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right

Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right

Back in the day people met face to face
They invested already, didn’t have time to waste
But now people chirps from the comfort of home
We’re all sitting here on our thrones of foam
BRB gonna get a drink
Might never speak again, Emoji poo, wink
Next man please there’s an endless supply
What’s the point of that when the demand ain’t high
It’s Quality Street not Quantity Street
There’s a reason for that, you got that, sweets
Swipe right
You must like me a bit, right
Swipe right
If you think I’m fit, right
People say it’s shallow and they’re probably right
But if you’re face looks shifty I ain’t gonna swipe right

Swipe Right

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Word Painter of caucasian persuasion writing rhymes for every occasion. A lyrical urban comedy body living life like it's a full time hobby.



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