SHF07: All Good Funk Alliance - Man With A Jam Plan

As a traveling breakfast cereal salesman, Kris Thorson Kellogg felt like something in his life was missing.....Then the groove found him. He would never be the same again.  Since then, he has become the nob turning, button pushing, energy emanating force known as Thorson (aka Krisco). Rocking dance floors in the Pacific Northwest since 2012, Kris Thorson Kellogg has developed his style around Disco, Funk and House music creating the perfect vibes for all occasions.

I am a dude of science and have always been fascinated by phyzix & the natural order of stuff. From the really really big intergalactic planetary expanses of them cozmos and gettin down to the subatomic bits & quannum mekanix. The whole spectrum. Galaxies, moons, booty's, mollycools, atoms, Adam's, electros, newtrons, brotons, gravitrons, energy(light & dark meat), rays, waves, lazers, beams, blood, sugar, sex, magic.... all that junk. Everything. In my travels thru space & time I've spent my life trying to figure out what is what and what isn't. Since I'm literally talking about Rocket Science I fine tuned my enormous brain(like super huge it's insane) with a precise mix of PED's in heavy quantities. I'm a professional so I use what the pros use. I discovered that everything is vibrating at varying rhythms & intensities and it don't stop. Among the vibrations exists a fundamental freakuency that has existed since the beginning of time yet seems to be from the future. It is the source of all creation, the best parties, coolest & pimpinest people and is so good the word bad has the same meaning as the word good. I'm not a scientist. I am Rocket Science ya heard. And the totally awesome vibration I'm talking about is THE FUNK. It was cool back in the old school and it's the coolest today and the prophecy says the funk is what's up in the future. Same as it ever was. So my life is bout it bout it for the funk. Nothing but the funk. 

Oh yeah my point is that on the subject of music, I like funk. All kinds of different ways, if there's some funk flavor on it I probably dig it. I have probably the best taste in music of anyone I know. I have spent my life listening to the best stuff. And until recently was strictly on the listening side of things.....

That is until October 19th. On that date I operated a DJ controller by myself for 5+ hours. If you read all this yeah I'm gonna give DJing a try. If I create half as good as I consume I'll be funking you and all your friends in the near future. Can you feel that? Hey sup? You been warned. Stay tuned🚀💯🚀

SHF07: All Good Funk Alliance - Man With A Jam Plan

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