harvey beaks that show ended 1 year later

Like a rap battle that is clean also mentioning the awards shows theme park water park attraction current and former youtube series turn to tv show video games turn tv show like sonic and many more of all the shows merch crossovers and others also

Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese vs SpongeBob Squarepants Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Edgar and Ellen vs Zombie Hotel Rap Battles

The Collector vs Darcy The Owl House vs Amphibia Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Todd Wayside School vs Matt Flapacha Ansi Molina Welcome To Wayne vs Jacob Two-Two

Todd Wayside School vs Matt Flapacha Ansi Molina Welcome To Wayne vs Jacob Two-Two McGee Camp Lakebottom vs Max Camp Camp

Rap Battles

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack Maloney as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Jake the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
TWO
BEGIN

Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned 
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this! 
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure

WHO WON!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Dipper Pines vs Finn the Human 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 42.

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

(Brandon, if you're reading this, sorry for stealing your Atari E.T. beat ;()

The Aussie-Can as Taichi Kamiya
HyperJacob96 as Ash Ketchum
Frenzy as Agumon
CeKeFe as Pikachu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
TAICHI KAMIYA
VERSUS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!

Taichi Kamiya:
Ash Ketchum? You’re the one who’s trying to “catch em all” right?
Well I’m a digidestined tamer who doesn’t back down from a fight
How does it feel even Pataman would do away with your pokemon
A flap of his wings and to your side, they all run
I’ve got true heart! I’m the crest of courage, I’ll make you hurt
Listen to you? I’d rather listen to another Etemon concert 
I’m the best tamer there is, no other generation could top me
If we’re so similar, I guess you’re the real copy!

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve seen bigger threats than you from things that fit in my pocket
Battle with me and I’ll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket
You know things are going to get serious when I flip my cap
Lowering your stats with rap, don’t you dare try to attack back!
You’re DigiDestined to meet your defeat, don’t try to retreat
In the end you’ll end up like Gary; crying at my feet 
I thought I saw improvement in you, but instead, you just suck
Get out of this battle ‘cause your voice is as annoying as Angela

Taichi Kamiya:
You’re still 10 years old after all these years? Grow up Ketchum
C’mon Agumon, Let’s teach this Ash-hole a lesson!
Agumon:
Got so much heat and flow, ya know, I don’t mean to boast
But you swear my rhymes came straight from a volcano
When I warp digivolve, you’d better find some cover
Because when terra-force hits, you’d better run back to your mother
Got a family of friends, and a pepper breath to win it all
In the end you’ll turn to dust like Venommyotismon

Ash Ketchum:
You’ve made a wrong turn! Now it’s my turn to shock you
Let’s show this kid how we do it in Kanto! Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:
Get shocked, Pikachu! Electric disses that’ll own
Cause’ when I get on the mic I spit harder than a thunderstone 
I rock when I drop these blocks of rap so hot
You couldn’t have seen this comin’ cause you as blind as Brock
You’re not welcome in Pallet Town, flee to your digital realm 
You’re being outsized, so go and Digi-F*ck yourself! 

Taichi Kamiya:
Not even on a D-3 could was a threat be detected
You need more training, ‘cause your pet wasn’t effective
Like your mother, soon you’ll have no friends and be all alone
I’ll take you off the air, like that seizure inducing episode

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve traveled all across the land to become the best trainer in the world
Your show isn’t even worth a diamond or a pearl
You’ll be X’ed out and wonder Y you couldn’t stop my Master Quest
I might not be in the games, but I’ll always be the very best!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 47.

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The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

______________________________________________________________
CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
______________________________________________________________
Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

I think this is much better now.

Freshy Kanal as Sandman
CookieSaurus as Tooth Fairy

Written by:
Freshy Kanal & Legion

Chiseled by: 
Legion & Mat4yo

Produced by:
Marsad Men

Sandman: 
I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle.
That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles.
Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom
I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell
Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow.
When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust

Tooth Fairy: 
I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence.
I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while struggled with a spider
Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman.
Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic.
So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich 
You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those.
Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn
Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned.

Sandman: 
You can’t outsmart me on the mic, this is elite dream boxing.
And I’ll Rock it ‘til you’re jobless, you can call me Dwayne Johnson.
I chill with Satan and Santa, you think your raps are the fairest?
In a minute you’ll get grounded by your Fairly Odd Parents
Ah, love, how could I be the one disturbing in this
When you’re raining ones on kids for night services?

Tooth Fairy: 
You can’t see when the page starts to turn.
You probably lost your eyes when I started flipping birds.
Waving up to me like we’re in an indian trauma.
You can’t talk to me, you’re not casted for my genre
So it is my duty to keep you away from the audience.
Punched skywards, now that's the rise of a guardian.

Tooth Fairy vs. Sandman - Rap Battle!

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

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