This wasnt the best...pretty sure stevens flow would be extremly better

Henry Emily vs Henry Stein- Rap Battles!

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
FNAF Versus Anything
Robotic Fizarolli vs. Funtime Freddy

Robotic Fizarolli (0:14):
H-hey there implings! Wait a minute- what’s that my sensors spot?
A-a-ah, an overhyped unliked bear who should’ve been left to rot! (Whoo!)
Shipped straight from Big Ozzie’s factory, this teddy bear wants to battle me?
Oh Freddy-dee, you flatter me! I’ll rip out your Ennards and leave you trampled, see?
You’re quite bad at your job if humor’s what you’re after
You’re a kiddie killin’ captor, I’m the comic bringing laughter
There’s nothing your voice mimic could do to top this wacky rapper
After I grab this rope and have you swinging from the rafters
Don’t need a frontal lobe when your mindless gameplay’s cheap jumpscares for a light scream
I mean Scott keeps on spooning and scooping you clean like it’s some Fazbear’s Fright-Cream
Just face it you’re basic, your 8-bit games have made your hated name G-rated
With your complicated lore and public shame, it’s no wonder your fame has faded
You used to be a Hot Topic, but then Scott got swooned by corporate evil
He sold out to Funko and MacFarlane for cash, but I’ll still POP this weasel (laughter)

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (0:59):
Hey Bon-Bon, it’s the birthday boy! Why don’t you play nice and say hi to our friend?
Freddy, this clown belongs with Baby but he’ll be back there before the hour ends (Chuckles)
It’s a Funtime when I hop on the mic, unlike you and your gang of Hazbin stars
Cuz when I rap in a fight, I’m packin’ the bite, you’ll see Freddy has Fazbars!
I mean how self-encoding can his programming be? He’s not even the real Fizzarolli!
He’s just ripping off the ripoff of me, this Dollar General Jevil thinks he’s earned bein’ cocky?
This toxic animatronic needs fixin’, maybe then you could try it, Sparky
Though from what we’ve seen from your posters and marketing… you’re used to “private parties”!

Robotic Fizarolli (1:30):
Ooh, somebody’s salty! Chuck E. Cheesier doesn't know the first thing about rapping
I’ve been more entertained by Blitzo’s jokes, and even then I wasn’t laughing

Funtime Freddy (1:37):
What a party pooper! Fizz is hardly super, especially when in his rapping stupor
Why don’t you Fizza-rolli pollie away like the kids when they hear your humor? (Ha!)

Robotic Fizarolli (1:44):
It took a VR title just to regain your relevance? Seems like innovation’s where your Help’s Wanted
You’re callin’ me toxic? Look at your fanbase residence, no wonder your creator’s haunted 

Funtime Freddy (1:52):
Nobody loves you anymore, after your death everything’s been going swell
Better call it “oo oo and” ‘cuz you’re taking all the L’s! (Maniacal laughter)

Robotic Fizarolli (2:00):
Sure, everyone used to adore your series, a lonely startup acting teary
But now everyone’s descending Into Madness with all your dreary theory queries
Now your timeline’s gone bye bye, it’s time to end this indie tragedy! 
There’s nothing left to salvage, take a bow! It’s the end of Five Rhymes at Freddy’s!

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (2:14):
Your mutated friends can’t step to the Freddy Crew (Ooh!)
A back alley scrap pile is where you’re headed to (True!)
Tried to make a difference, but your chances blew (Yeah?)
I’d prefer Trash and The Gang to any of you! (Ohhhhh!) (Airhorn plays)
Your lines were so full of cheese that I’d almost wanna eat ya
But if I’m Chuck E. Cheese, that makes you ShowBiz Pizza! (Maniacal Laughter)
It’s shocking, isn’t it? Seems you’re not law-suited to handle losses, without a doubt
I mean, it’s pretty obvious when your Sister’s Location gets more clout
It’s time to shut down this run-down clown, I’m done with his fun and his games
My fire lines have made this the second time that you’ve gone up in flames! (Ha ha!)

Michael Stark as Robotic Fizarolli

Snakebite126 as Funtime Freddy
Azia as Bon-Bon

Written by: Michael Stark
Produced by Beatg33ks
Mixed by Michael Stark

Robotic Fizzarolli vs. Funtime Freddy - FNAF Vs Anything

Bo Burnham (Youtube) VS Brian David Gilbert (Youtube)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet! What would you like to see? 
An actual comedian, or a niche copy?
I’m a YT classic, bringin’ white-kid raps and 
Compared to your parody parables, I’m pacing faster!

Katy Perry, ask her who knew YouTube's past, sir! 
I made people laugh for years, you're me but sadder!
I don't need a ladder, I climb the Vine with wordplay! 
Your skits are so dramatic, it's like they were a word play!

Of course, I know that I'm turn, turn, turn-
-in’ thirty but I got the Words, Words, Words,
To hit you hard with my verse, verse, verse.
It’ll hurt, but That's How The World Works!

Brian David Gilbert

Listen, I’m a bit perplexed, so it’s time to start Unravelling,
You went from a white kid, to naked Monster Factory
And I see that Bo is just a stage name, where did it come from?
Sorry, we’ll get back to this tangent, imagine a blackened screen then- jump cut!

It’s rough but I have lots of dedicated fans, 
Educated packs of people with PokeRaps at PAX!
While you pander to posse’s of posers
Puttin’ you on a pedestal you don’t deserve, that’s Sad!

BDG, Ragtag meme with a modest following, 
Rapping ‘gainst this trashy comic with tragic comedy!
Flows so spicy like pepcorn, you know I’m keepin’ the heat up!
Though Bo’s got no knowhow for how shows run so he Repeats Stuff!

Bo Burnham

Unlike all your jokes, that’s funny considering
Within a Polygon, this dumb square couldn’t fit in!
I challenge thoughts with comic songs, we’re not the same!
You make videos about games, so watch yourself getting played!

Brian David Gilbert

Let’s see, on MTV you wrote Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous,
But I don’t think that they knew past Bo was a bit racist!
Bo Burnham’s close to burning, so better be on the lookout
‘Cause you’re under fire for being offensive like it’s Klan Kookout!

Bo Burnham

Only sorcery can fix that hideous (Fucking look!)
But magic isn’t real, you idiot (Read a book!)
And since you’re a nerd, I‘ll set the guidelines (Listen now!)
Rereading Hyrule Hystoria several times (Doesn’t count!)

Art Is Dead, and you’re definitely proof of it, ‘cause
Covering ABBA as Drac won’t make you relevant, but
Here’s an idea, make a new pair of those ugly jorts,
‘Cause much like your fame, you should be used to cutting short!

Brian David Gilbert

What are you on about, my vids get the fans viewing!
From collabs and dance moves to gourmands and Dances Moving!
And I know Covid hoisted both of us out of order,
But you feel and smell like shit… wait that’s it! Bo comes from Body Odor!

I don’t need to wear hats with how much you be capping!
Take a tip from your friend Bezos if you wanna battle rap me!
Wanna Make Happy? Then stop being such a cynic!
God has cursed you for your hubris, but your work is more than finished!

Bo Burnham VS Brian David Gilbert - Rap Battle

"LittleFlecks versus The World" - Diss Track (prod. by idk lol)

Lyrics/Beat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oRqEeEbJ6oVLUtx_xc6Ty9FjCOzXYKQOMhJWQeV--5g/edit
Alex M. as Junkrat
garbageGothic as Misato Tachibana
Matt Raichous as Roadhog
RaccoonBroVA as Koujirou Sasahara
Written by Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixing by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battles
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next OVvA: "Running Tracks at Record Speed"

Junkrat vs. Misato Tachibana - Overwatch vs. Anything #1

i dont wanna do short battles anymore
justgamer is critikal in the tn

here's the lyrics
Charlie Brown
Lined up, now this track is lifted, hand me the beat and your mans will kick it
The black shit on my shirt reminds me of your analytics
They say he looks like Jesus, and I know that some may ask why
It’s cause this dude looks like he turns bath water to bath wine

you smell like Pig-Pen, when’s the last time you’ve done laundry 
I never change my clothes either, but that’s cause I’m a drawing
Good Grief man, how are you and your dildos both 4’ feet
The adults here sound like horns, and you’re also horny

Cr1tiKal
You’re not Snoop Dogg, if you don’t quit rapping
Call this Halloween because you’ll end up with jackshit 
Holy shit you’re so bald, and I know the chat is scared
But click the link below, he’ll get more than a strand of hair

not a Good Rapper, Charlie Brown, the worst ever noise heard
We are not the same, because you did not have a Moist Verse
You have Cancer, Charlie Brown, your life is pretty poor
Got panels like the stages, it all ends on four

scrapped charlie brown vs charlie white shorts demo

Red Guy Vs Truman DEMO

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



Lakitu vs. Thunderus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!

man who hangs from cables vs a "man" of cables who hangs

Beat Produced by Dansonn
Badger as Ennard
Grasman as Houdini
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa5duWXbjb5P5qWQYpDWZPQ
Mixed by Grasman

Ennard 
We don’t recognize you… It’s Mr. Houdini, right?
Like the hype around your props…. You will die
Who let you cook with that bowtie? That suit’s shoddy
Ask your wife… a little of me is in EVERY BODY
Your best trick was a fake son? Did he join your dad in getting milk too?
Hang from cables? If your able swap ‘em with a noose *vine boom*
We would’ve stuffed Houdini in the Scooping Room
But this loser’s body to me? It’s useless, dude
You crawl into spaces that your talent fits in?
I make skin crawl when crawling into skin, stealin’ it like this win
Harry’s better off facing off against the Nightmares..
As the both of you get soloed by little kids!
I’m a monster among the streets and in the sheets
Like eyeliner you get overshadowed when compared to me
I never understood why people do what they do
We’ve stolen an identity but didn’t know that you’ve done that too!

Houdini
Come on, come all! Watch me do a trick!
Watch me spit a diss, to this mangled bitch!
Who looks like a kid drew his favorite dish 
And drew a goofy clown mask on top of it!
It’s Ennard, a nerd, who’s terrible with words 
No canonical voice, how could you spit in a verse?
I’m risking my life, every time I’m on the stage’s light 
When you’re on, I’m only risking my eyes!
I’d do anything for my two sweeties, like droppin’ the mic!
The only bitches that you’ll ever get inside of is Mike!
I'm pulling rabbits outta’ hats, you’re pulling gamers out of fnaf 
I’d say your not fire, but you ought a be good at that
Lookin’ like the cables holding my ankles
Went from being in shambles
 to in your final appearance, still well, being in shambles
One of a kind, pyrotechnics and FX, man 
I’m burning you down, call me the cassette man

Arlene Grasman's Album

BDGR Bites! - Ennard vs. Harry Houdini (Feat. Grasman)

Prod. by: Anywaywell
Saxophone Solo by: Danii

LYRICS:

DANII, FIRST VERSE (0:17-1:13):
Stomp like a stampede, these ain’t lyrics from your grammy
Must be on some grams if you could can me, keep it short like Danii
Too many people are fans, see and they can't blow me away
I be sleepin' on they dreams to kill me, I don't keep awake
Only crime I've ever done was running from my problems
I cannot block 'em, everywhere I go I got em, but I got it to prevent from me fallin'
Shout out to everyone that didn't ho me because when it's the homies, I stay goin' all in
Disrespect my name like a substitute teacher, though, it's the shots that I'm callin'
Bounty of sixty zero zero zeroes, I'm they final wish
'cause I don't pity these old weirdo heroes who want me to die like this
I make these pussies sick, vaginitis, don't sling your gun to my likeness
See if you can fight this, I see the cap, Bullseye, 'cause I ain't tryna read your raps, yuh
It's a game of hide and seek while I'm counting my money
I can get cold so make like them noses and keep running
All I want is love and peace for the homies and honeys
That's the goal that I'mma pass til the day isn't sunny

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (1:13-1:41):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SECOND VERSE (1:41-2:22):
Yeah, yeah, and the people just don’t listen
‘Cause it don’t cost an arm and leg to paint me as a villain
But it cost me an arm to get me back to where I was
And it’s gon’ cost a plant’s seed in yo girl if you don’t talk the millions
You dodgin’ a bullet if I’m humblin’ you, broom head always sweeps
Won’t make a mess if I don’t fuck witchu, nah, feds got y’all actin’ like sheep
Shit be like Toy Story, only say shit when I ain’t around
But I’ll be a dog because these bitches all just need a pound
Count Basie with the way I swing, how crazy I’mma have to be
Rounds maybe if they wanna sing, sounds easy but I just want peace
Cross it up, no Wolfwood, shit’s just facts like it’s some bible verses
My own words can make you hurt enough, so don’t be flyin’ dirt at me, bruh

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (2:22-2:36):
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SAXOPHONE SOLO (2:36-3:04):


MCGWIRE, CHORUS (3:04-3:32):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

The Lies (feat. McGwire)

I was nominated by Fle to make this shit
Check out his 1 hour challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN0SsdlA9s8

Matthew as Steven
Fle as Finn
Dustin as Jake
BigIron as Amethyst

Steven Universe:
Yo my name is Steven Universe
Bout to rip apart this fucking verse
Wait I can’t swear, don’t tell my mom
My show is the Steven Bomb
I never had a show for children, you’re just smelly
Now you better go suck my shiny belly
I swing my fat dong and go hocus pocus
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Finn the Human:
Umm, you’re not even a universe. 
That’s lying and lying hurts. 
Why does your Dad look fucking stupid.
Nobody likes you, only those dudes did (Points at JMB) 
Don’t be jealous, we both have swords
GOSH! I can’t believe you’re such a whore 
I’m craving Wendy’s baconator 
There’s no debater, I’ll see you later hater 

Steven Universe:
Steven Bomb! 
OH fuck it’s the police, coming straight from the valley of your mom
You can’t beat Steven, wait I was lying
I meant Rose Quartz, I mean Pink Diamond

Finn the Human:
Tell your daddy to put you in bed
I talk with a dog? Well your mom is fucking dead
Your show sucks major cock, its filled with whores
I don’t feel a connection with Steve anymore

Jake the Dog:
Yo wasssup dudes I’m gonna spit a rhyme 
Is this pine serious? Cuz it’s serious time! 
*cough*UNFINISHED
I just drink a soda from McDonalds

Steven:
I’m not gonna lose to a talking dog, Amethyst

Amethyst:
It’ll be my pleasure steven
KAWABUNGA FUCKERS! I FUCKED YA MOTHER! 
Jake the Dog? More like Jake from Multisupervids, brotha
IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD, KAY
Call me Nicki Minaj, cuz Im going Super Bass
I’m so high right now
Does anyone wanna go outside?

Writers: Matthew, Walk, Dustin, Fle

Steven Universe vs Finn the Human. ERBOC 1 Hour Challenge

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