SPARKLECULT:
"PIXIE"
"LOLLY"
"DOLLFACE"
"STOMPY"

ALL HAIL Mr. WIGGLES

Forget everything you thought you knew about music. Prepare for the sweetest apocalypse. SparkleCult has arrived, dragging bubblegum pop kicking and screaming through fields of gore, leaving a trail of glitter, entrails, and catchy choruses in their wake. They craft anthems of unnerving joy, finding the 'pretty' in the putrid, the 'fun' in the fundamentally wrong. They're here to remake the world in their image – one sweetly sung atrocity at a time.

Leading the charge is the ethereally sweet voice of Pixie, whose childlike wonder paints over unspeakable horrors, perhaps thanks to the special whispers only she can hear. On guitar and backing vocals, Lolly brings a meticulous, almost surgical precision to her heavy riffs and delicate harmonies – she just loves 'making things pretty,' whether it's a song or her... other 'craft projects'. Providing the crushing weight and unsettling atmosphere on bass and keys is the unnervingly placid Dollface; her silence is broken only by the roar of flames she finds so delightful and the heavy, hypnotic pulse of her music. Driving the entire glitter-splattered machine is Stompy on drums and vocals – a vortex of attention-demanding energy, pounding out rhythms that are equal parts frantic playtime and brutal assault, adding her own gleeful shouts to the mix.

Why? Because Mr. Wiggles told them to. SparkleCult are the devoted acolytes of their 'Bestest Friend From Beyond The Stars,' the magnificent, the glorious, the wiggly Mr. Wiggles! They channel his 'love' – a force that consumes, corrupts, and destroys, but makes everything so much prettier along the way. Their music is a celebration of his chaotic beauty, an invitation to join the fun, and a promise of the sparkly, messy, wiggly end He brings.

So put on your party dress, grab your chainsaw, and get ready to dance. SparkleCult is here to spread the love. Resistance is messy. Surrender is sweet. Isn't the chaos pretty?

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