This track is basically a message I was trying to get out. Was hesitant on posting it wasn’t sure if this one would be felt. But here goes👍

ETC - HEAD CRACK

Central Park

This is a slow jam. Hope y'all enjoy this soulful track, which I spent a good amount of time writing. This track is dedicated to those fed up with the people who have left them hurting. 
Keep shining.  In the words of Chris Brown, don't let them bring you down. 
Sincerely, T3STIMUNI.

HACK. (OFFICIAL AUDIO).

Written, produced, mixed, mastered, and performed by Jed Lapp.
Additional voices: Christina Matamoros-Lapp, Adam Putnam.

This is an autobiographical look
Of the most important farts I ever took
And the dope ones I’ve experienced
That deserve to be in my songbook

This first verse was made worse
Cause of the curse of a girl
Jessica my crush
Probably thought I needed a royal flush
After I ripped one in freshman English

I’ll set the scene for you now
How I could be such a cow wow
Just finished walking Jessica to class
Little did we know what was lurking in my ass

We all sat down to take a test
The silence was def (echo)
Me in the back row, relaxed at rest
(fart noise) Damn, I ripped one, what a mess.

It’s like time stood still
As everyone looked up from their test
As I sat there petrified, scared to death

Maybe they couldn’t figure it out
Who’s responsible for such a nasty out
Then adam, this anus in the front row
Turned around and made it a show

“Jed was that you?!”
Damn it I’m caught.
My embarrassment grew
As everyone looked at me in the room.

Walking with Jessica after class
I made a joke about my nasty ass
I said, “Did you enjoy my sound FX?”
She looked at me like, what the heck.

There was a fart that I was told
By my wife yo and it never gets old.
Thanksgiving turkey got her system mucked
The smell that was coming from her butt

The setting is during black Friday
This kind of fart makes you run away.

Someone was following her around the store
For about 10 minutes (echo)
Then she dropped a ninja fart
As this person moved into the fart cloud
The perpetrator took a wiff and was out.

Another tasty one that I remember
Me and my wife one September
Swimming alone in a pool
Swam between her legs like a fool

Then came this noise I’ll never forget (wooooopppppp!)
Like an underwater gas jet.
I surfaced, “Was that an underwater fart?”
“You bet it was sweetheart”

This one had impeccable timing
That’s Why it’s mentioned in my rhyming
My step daughter, her boyfriend, wife and me
Playing cards against humanity.

As always we were having a fabulous time
Like the funkiest of funky fresh rhymes.
Boyfriend played the card that said quote
Farting and little came out, unquote

And then he ripped one right on cue.
Aw man, damn.
We all cracked up, it couldn’t have been more perfect
Even if boyfriend was a fart architect.

So those are the most influential farts of my life
Some great some full of strife
I make a song like this, why?
Just for fun, good bye.

Gas Emergency

Don't fuck w/ me. 😈 Child of the lunar.

Late Bloomer (prod. STL NiNjA)

Valley Of The Sun

This song is about a lonely bitter man who looks at himself in the mirror and wishes he was someone else.

Bitter Half

KSAVY x TRAP LOVE

HELLO WORLD

Leave that bitch messages on read just to get the bread 🥪 sipping on these niggas bitches yeah coz they taste like ☓ 🤤... Naahhh y'all need to hear this shii 😌 
Check it out on YouTube 👉https://www.youtube.com/@rareacee

do me shit

A snippet of upcoming single off one of my projects/albums. We won't stop you can't break us down. 
The marathon continues.

CAN’T SLOW DOWN. (Snippet).

T3STIMUNI

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