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One Punch Man vs Caillou. Rap Battle! (CMRBonus)

2305MUSIC - THE WARM UP

Vocals, Beat, Writing, Mix and Master: HoodieMasterr

Thumbnail: HoodieMasterr

LYRICS:

(0:10) CaseOh:
Alright chat, we gotta lock in
This guy’s from Ohio with all his stupid vids.
… Okay chat, it’s different today.
No gaming in this stream, but limabean’s getting played!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SAYING CAP?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ALREADY KNOWS RAP?!
At least my videos aren’t full of brainrot
Make like your memes and DIE, can you not?

We can’t take you seriously, you’re a laughing stock
The only way you make jokes is by doing what you want!
Don’t call your friends to look in bathroom stalls, creep!
Such a pussy, you almost got me yelling like “KITTYYYYYYYY”!!!!

(0:42) Yunglimabean:
Heyyyyyyyy! Did you spit in Ohio?
Nah, this is how you spit in Ohio..

I am the CEO, everybody knows
If we’re talking about rap, you literally eat the flow
I rather starve to death for 20 minutes
Than watch his fatass on a chair, waiting ‘til he’s finished.

You used to clean out shit inside a factory
If I dump onto the floor, you would eat it like a brownie!
I’ve done rap, and it got a lot of hits
You stream a lot of gaming crap, and drowned in messages!

Here’s some advice, go on a walk
I do that every night, you just sit, scream, and talk.
Bitch, your camera’s way back in 2015
You can take a look at mine, it’s crystal clean.

(1:20) CaseOh:
Fuck cameras, I want video quality!
How’d all your Ohio memes equal quantity?!
Your plots are all jumbled, go back to what I do for a living
And cook up more streams with talking memes!

(1:31) Yunglimabean:
Who are you to talk memes? They made many out of you.
Have you done research? Nah you’re busy getting views!
You never drank water, must've had a poor life.
I was able to get a job… and a wife!

(1:42) Giant CaseOh:
DON’T TALK JOBS TO ME, YOU’RE JUST NOBODY!
BLAH BLAH OHIO, OH, VERY FUNNY!
PEOPLE WATCH YOU, THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE!
THEY’VE KNOWN MINE, AND I’VE BECAME A MILLIONAIRE!

I’LL EAT YOUR US STATE OUT OF THIS WORLD
IT’LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE, AND IT EVEN TASTES LIKE IT!
ONE MORE BRAINROT, AND I MIGHT HURL!
EVERYONE’LL BE HAPPY ONCE I DEVOUR THIS LITTLE SHIT!

(2:09) Yunglimabean:
Those sags of nothing ain’t impressing the ladies
If packgod was here, you’d be crying, you big baby!
I’ll go to Taco Bell and the Steakhouse Burrito i’ll eat
You’re so big, I need to call the Ohio Army!

I'll beat you so bad, you'll go back to being broke
Bro you're such a joke, we can call you 'CaseOhio'!
After this, it’s time we left you canceled
It’s like Oklahoma, no existence of your channel.

CaseOh VS Yunglimabean

You already know who the Illest in the game is right now

Rayzzo - Can i kick it

ENNWAY as Quote
Lexi M. As Ted the Caver
Written by JK03 and Tess
Additional Writing by ENNWAY
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Mixed by ENNWAY
Cover Art by BELSXN

Quote (0:21):
When I woke up, my way out was to brave this death site
But they’d have to pay me to navigate that website
You’re not fit for this, the pressure’s intense
No red flowers in sight, and yet you’re still looking pressed

You spent a whole (hole) 3 months of your blog not exploring
Drilling with your story, you kill me, it’s so boring
Droning on hopelessly, repeating descriptions
Of a single opening, next thing you know you’ll be riddled with them

You dragged your friends in your mess and failed to conquer it
Jenka's taking better care than your pack of goners did
It doesn’t take amnesia to forget the spread you wrote
I’ll stun you into silence 'fore you get to end Quote

Ted the Caver (0:54):
It’s time to log a new entry for another find
Turns out there is something hiding on the other side
An abandoned fighter tasked to find the mad device to rescue lives
And that is why he answers his companion crashing down by prancing by?

I ride at night, exploring shafts for that adrenaline high
Shed light on more than just the panties catching eyes from this guy.
All those swords don’t mean that you’re the cut-out man for the job
When you’re paper-thin, but fail at throwing hands with some rocks

Quote (1:16):
You're worth about as much as the cameras you dispose
You treat your rapping like the caves that you search - If it blows, it goes
I come strapped, .45 on my hip
You got 45 pages biting Blair Witch

You can’t land a hit. Your shots tend to miss me.
Your movie unilaterally bombed, Ted Cave-zynski
So, you got reckless? The cave left you breathless?
Here’s how big a fuck I give. Stick your glove up there for reference.

Ted the Caver (1:38):
You’re shackled to Nicalis, but let’s see your boys sue
When you get your ass reduced to scrapped assets in Floyd’s Tomb
Amaya's vision was lobotomized by corporate choices
Now I'll drill this in your mind, so we're both hearing voices

Your crude graphics and designs can’t be haunting my mind!
I’ve seen scrabbles on walls on my rides better drawn than your sprites!
We’re pretty different! I’m committed to my mission
While you’d ditch your shit and dip the first occasion that you’re given!

Stranded in the island’s depths, this bot’s a lost cause
I have to find the end to the tale of this cave at all costs!
Try to cross me, you won’t stop my path to see this case cracked
I won’t need constant ports for me to make my way ba…

(Ted runs off into the darkness of the cave, never to be seen again)

Cave Story vs Ted the Caver - 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Badminton: HoodieMasterr
Tennis: Elizakin
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(0:10) Badminton Intro:
Yo, I’m excited for our game finals today. I hope everyone in the team is locked in for who we are facing to-.. Wait wait wait, what’s TENNIS doing here? This sport ain’t even allowed here, it’s a different one! Oh nah. That’s it.

(0:29) Badminton:
Excuse me, pardon me, you’re not in the tournament
How can you have balls to fight when you’re always hittin’ them?
Why waste time battlin’, your own sport is hurtin’ ya
I don’t need to hit a birdy just to know I’m servin’ ya! (Uh!)

I’m probably the most boring sport you’ve ever heard
But the tables turned, I can beat two stones with one bird!
There’s a reason why you shouldn’t be up to par
Hit a bit too hard, and your tennis balls goes too far!

But hey, it’s proof that you couldn’t properly swing
The most hardest sport with rackets that I have ever seen
And maybe the most dangerous one of all
And I heard your wife prefers me “pickle” over your “ball”

And I have a prediction that you’ll serve me terribly
When I serve the game, it always comes out clean
But you? “All we need is a slapshot and we rock”
Be my guest, make like your tennis balls, and get lost

(1:09) Tennis:
You speak of the truth, but we know you’ll lose
Because why? WE’RE MORE KNOWN THAN YOU! (Ay!)
Yeah, I have a bigger racket, and gave to your wife
Playing such a small sport, you guys need to get a life!

Tennis is for the big guys who go rough
Badminton is for beginners trying to grow up
Bigger nets, bigger rackets, and a harder ball
You’re a pathetic version of me, and that’s all

Bro’s stuck playing indoors, we play in the sun
Got no time for this bum, I just wanna have fun
So how about you buzz off and let me do the hosting?
Cuz I want a REAL challenge, get Shi Yuqi to fight me!

You know, the rules that you go with is mad dumb
You can’t hop onto the mic, I jump once and that’s enough
But when YOU hit the ground, it counts as a loss
Born in the 12th century, you know who’s the boss.

(1:49) Badminton:
You got better rackets, and yet you’re starting one with me
Is this bro serious? I think he’s filled with jealousy!
He’s mad that I have a lower risk of injuries
So how does that leave me beat? GAME ON!

Smack the birdy over to the side of your net
Maybe frick the net, your gang should jump the fence!
If your ball ain’t allowed to bounce, I’d like you more
That’s the reason why my tournaments get more heated than yours 

Shut up, man! I get played outside too
Even volleyball was known for it, not just you!
You’re rapping like you couldn’t see the white lines on your ball
You’re just going for the green, almost killed a bee and all

I hit the hay whenever your game comes on the news
Didn’t care enough to watch it, I snooze, you lose
Beat you so hard, your head’ll hang low like your sad net
But you’re still high and mighty like the one in my set!

(2:29) Tennis:
You also participate outside, you say?
But that only goes well without a windy day
You’re a safe sport? You give cramps, man, frick off
Join Tennis, and get gals on your tiny shuttle-cock

You start with a coin toss, but you get no heads or tails
Guess it’s not surprising seeing you go off the rails
Verbally serving you repeatedly, LOSAH!
They ain’t no Badminton, their real name is Poona!

I can’t lie, you spit so bad, minton.
You wish you were me, your stuck as the lame edition
I host a game, and the people go loud
You host indoors, but I get a bigger crowd!

Fight me all you want, you can’t hold the racket I wield
You hold a stick, and I get a bigger field
So now that we’re done, it’s time for your game to abstract
You’ve been served the hard way without a big match!
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Beat: Raias Beats (Name: BULLETPROOF)
Writing: HoodieMasterr
Mixing and Mastering: HoodieMasterr
Cover art: HoodieMasterr

Tennis VS Badminton

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