Feen a mint
Was a minty gum you’d carefully chew 
That brought comfort to those poor people who 
Were suffering with symptoms pertinent to mild constipation 

Constipation 
Is a very common human affliction 
Putting movements of your bowels on restriction 
Which causes those afflicted with it quite an unpleasant sensation 

I was the Feen A Mint Kid 
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in plain view that I would have normally hid

Chicken wings
Are often fried and terribly spicy 
The gastronomical impact is dicey 
And On this occasion the chicken wings had plugged me up completely 

In titty bars
Women referred to as strippers 
Take their tops off for generous tippers 
My brother and I attended this establishment discretely

I was the Feen A Mint Kid 
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in front of these strippers I would have normally hid

These chicken wings had left me feeling sickened and morose 
So I chewed some feen a mint gum, I more than tripled the dose 
Once inside the bar, we sat with derelicts and felons 
This talented young lady danced and flashed her giant melons 

And that’s when 
Just then 

My stomach starts to grumble, 
my colon starts rumble, 
My resistance starts to crumble
I excuse myself and stumble 

And I in desperation beat
An obvious retreat 
With my slightly drunken feet 
for the nearest toilet seat 

Privacy 
Most facilities have 4 walls protection 
Which grants the user safety from inspection 
But the toilet in this strip club we had patronized did not have this enclosure 

PTSD 
The strippers manned the bar when not dancing 
The bar was across from the mens room and by glancing 
Each time the door swung open I endured embarrassing exposure 

I was the Feen A Mint Kid 
I chewed more Feen A Mint gum than anyone ever did
I was the Feen A Mint Kid
I did things in front of these strippers I would have normally hid

Feen-A-Mint, The Chewing Gum Laxative

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