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I am Testiclés

Bow Before Me; I am Testiclés

THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

Step into the Coliseum at the Spartan War Academy where monsters are made, immortality is won, and even a god can die… 

 Alexis Hert isn’t a hero, and she certainly isn’t a god. All she’s ever been is a survivor.

But the Fates disagree.

When a blood test leads to her admittance at the Spartan War Academy, she’ll have to do more than merely survive.

Alexis will have to claim her birthright: immortality.

But immortality is a privilege, one earned in the crucible of the academy, where the heroes are villains and classrooms battlegrounds. While gladiators Achilles and Patro, her demanding mentors, hone her into a warrior, Augustus and Kharon, her professors and the brooding heirs to the underworld, haunt her steps and her thoughts.

Because where there are gods, there are bound to be monsters, and there is more than one hunting Alexis…

You might just come across these favourites:

• War academy
• Villainous love interests
• Gods, gladiators, and warriors, oh my!
• Adorable animal companions
• Animal companions with a lot of ~opinions~
• Prophecies
• Dark romance
• Why choose?
• Touch her and die
• Marriage law
• Post-apocalyptic world

The romantasy OBSESSSION of 2024:

‘This was addictive as hell’

‘THAT WAS SO GOOD!!! Wow. I’ll be thinking about this book for awhile. Greek mythology + a spartan war academy + a STRONG FMC?! It was perfection. I love all the twists and turns and the guessing along the way. It was such a unique Hercules story and I’m OBSESSED! I need book 2 asap.

‘Actually iconic’

'LOOOOOOOOOVED IT OMG I literally tried to read it as slow as possible so I would have the book, the characters, their world… EVERYTHING for a little longer… but IT WAS HARD OK bc I really wanted to binge it in one night'

‘Literally gonna live rent free in my brain’

‘Perfection, favorite read this year so far’

Blood of Hercules, By Jasmine Mas, Read by Teddy Hamilton, Tristan Morris, Aiden Snow and Meg Sylvan

Developer of interactive online media, hobbyist skydiver, professional voice actor, musician and business owner. Producer of musical scores & independent video games. Past exploits and destinations include the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, Chichen Itza, X'Caret, Cozumel, Old Faithful, coast-to-coast in the US and Australia, Shakespeare's home, Canada, PAX East, Burning Man, Alcatraz, and Shakespeare's Globe Theater, among others. Co-presented on stage with Kevin Mitnick and Steve Wozniak. Met and chilled with quite a few celebrities and luminaries, including Michael Dell, Dr. Vinton Cerf, MC Frontalot, mc chris, MC Lars, Tahmoh Penikett, Alona Tal, Richard Speight, Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki. Hobbies include skydiving, bungee jumping and free climbing. Once waterskied on the noses of dolphins.

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