* you're still going, huh?
* i'm getting pretty tired out there too.
* but i can't wimp my way out.
* i should keep going on stopping you.
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what do you mean "skeleton of doom"
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AEGRORMORBUS by i forgor :skull:
UNDERTALE: LAST BREATH by ZerJox
LB INC version by Mr Last Breath
UNDERTALE by toby fox
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enjoy ig

B2G!Undertale Last Breath inc. Phase 69 ~ AEGRORMORBUS

Hi, this is my first competently made rap battle created by a mediocre rapper and writer (that's me). This is the rap battle of the century right here with 2 hot-headed emo badasses against each other in a battle of wits and strength! We have Prince Vegeta, the prince of all Saiyans and a protagonist of Akira Toriyama's Dragon Ball, against Rodrick Heffley, the main antagonist of Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Enjoy!

Voiced, mixed and written by me
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by me
Additional help: thank you auby

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VEGETA
I’m the Prince of all Saiyans, you just can’t compete
You’re a punk from a band that nobody peeps
This little kid thinks he’s the shit and that he will get laid
But he’s just a damn prick who’ll never get any praise.
I’d leave you pissing your pants, but your bro did that for me
You just stand no chance, I’ll take what you have of glory
Rocking in mother’s basement, thinking you got talent
Go home to your lame sticks and cry your heart out, bitch

RODRICK
(Tch) What was that flow dude? Did it go run off with ya’ tail?
I should be rehearsing right now and hangin’ with hot females!
While you spend all day trying to train,
I’ve got bitches in my name, I’ll put this Prince to shame.
I can see through your ego from your gigantic forehead
You can’t be a Saiyan Prince when you’re dead.
Against me, I really hope you break a leg, you idiot.
Prince of all Saiyans? More like Prince of I don’t give a shit.

VEGETA
I’ve been through hell and back, you’ve been through smells and snacks
You’re a spoiled brat whose mom beats his ass!

RODRICK
You’re such a crybaby; surprised you haven’t Löded your Diper
Your chick don’t need to fret when you’re gone ‘cuz I’m here!

VEGETA
How dare you mention my Bulma that way! You’re gonna pay!
That musical talent’s even faker than your fame 
This emo twit had better quit, though I’m sure he’s heard that sentiment
So I’ll leave you dead silent like the people in your audience.

RODRICK
I’m going to kill you. Literally kill you.
Clearly you need some rap trainin’ cuz you look like you need a Senzu
Looks like you came up “short” again, turd burglar
Droppin’ this mic harder than the fist that got your father murdered

Vegeta vs. Rodrick - Rap Battle!

Meet classic comic-strip character Big Nate – The Boy with the Biggest Head in the World – as he stars in his own super-funny series. Big Nate is created by Lincoln Peirce, who inspired Jeff Kinney, author of ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’. 

 Big-head Nate Wright truly believes he is destined for greatness! He's a table tennis champ, a genius comic book artist and the self-proclaimed king of his class.

One school morning, Nate barely survives his Dad's toxic porridge before rushing off to school, forgetting his lunch. He thinks he has a test and he hasn't studied for it! Nate's class notes are full of doodles but sadly lacking any useful information… On the way to school he accidentally body slams his head teacher, then, during his first lesson of the day, he manages to insult his least favourite teacher, Mrs. Godfrey (aka Godzilla).

But a little thing like having-the-worst-day-ever won't hold back The Boy with the Biggest Head in the World!

The Boy with the Biggest Head in the World, By Lincoln Peirce, Read by Ciaran Saward

It’s time that you recognize 
Your consequences 
Defenseless 
Oh Greg
I laugh as you beg for your life ,but
Let’s just say break a leg,
LITERALLY.
And cut it with a knife.
(made by rowleybinger)

[OFFICIAL UPLOAD] ZOO WEE MAMA (v1) A BREAKING POINT, WIMPY KID AETHOS

Welcome back to the Best in the Worldcast~! On this episode, Corey and Lawson discuss the recently passed Master and Ruler of the World, Sycho Sid Vicious/Justice. The boys chat about the decline of the big man and the squash match in modern wrestling, faking heart attacks, the literature of Jeff Kinney, before opening the mailbag to talk about constructing our own rosters and backup quarterbacks.

MATCHES COVERED:
Sid Vicious vs Lee Scott (WCW 8/27/1989)
Sycho Sid vs Shawn Michaels (WWF 11/17/1996)
Sid Vicious vs Goldberg (WCW 10/24/1999)

Next week, we tackle: JAMIE NOBLE

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Episode 7 - Diary of a Wimpy Sid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017) - Bad Movie Review

SIFU!!

Greg Heffley would have loved jungle music. 



Diary of a Rudeboy (DOAWK Jungle mix)

IHAVEBEEFWITHGARYOAK!!

RAGE FEAT. CXRPSE (PROD. SKOTSKR)

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Greg Heffley on the Tren

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