ive masde a severe and contintousous lapse in myj udgement and i don ot epxect to be forgivren :(

lyrics: (i tried to clean them up a bit to be formattde nicely)
So here’s what happened...
I was mindin’ my own business in the back of the Bass Pro Shops.
Y’know — the one twelve blocks down from that gas station where that guy died that one time?
Yeah, that one.
Anyway, I’m just chillin’ — sippin’ on expired Yoo-hoo — when a full SWAT team, five cops, and like... three priests bust through the door and start shoutin’:
👮‍♂️“HEY! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!”
And I go: “NUH UH.”
And he goes: “YEAH HUH.”
And I go: “OH YEAH FOR WHAT? I didn’t do anything!”
Okay maybe I did one thing.
But listen—
It was a spur-of-the-moment accident, alright?
All I wanted was a McFlurry...
But the guy at McDonald’s said: “Sorry, our ice cream machine is broken.”
So I hacked their Wi-Fi.
And I FIXED IT.
And he called the cops on me??
FOR FIXING THINGS??? That’s communism!!
But BESIDES THAT, I didn’t do anything.
Except for that time I almost became a millionaire selling NFT coins of my cousin’s baby pictures.
Big market. What can I say?
I’m a visionary.
And okay, sure—
One time I went into a pet store and taught the parrots the N-word.
My bad, guys. That’s on me.
And besides that and maybe when I accidentally started a pyramid scheme that almost collapsed the Amish economy…
Honest mistake. We’ve all done it.
Don’t act like you’re better than me.
 “I’m an innocent man, just misunderstood…
Did a few weird things, but my intentions were good!”
It’s not like I really hurt anybody...
Besides that one time I claimed I was Pitbull’s long-lost brother “Bitpull” and sold 400 tickets to a concert at a Quiznos.
But come on, that’s performance art.
Or when I declared war on Belgium because I lost five grand in an Uno tournament.
Or when I ran an illegal underground lottery using Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
Or that birthday party where I hired male strippers…
At a Chuck E. Cheese.
...With a bouncy house.
...During toddler hour.
And the police can’t STILL be mad about the time I ate all their donuts and blamed it on a fat baby named Croatia.
WHO NAMES THEIR BABY CROATIA?
What was I supposed to do? Take responsibility? Grow up!
If I messed up...
It was only once.
Okay maybe twice.
Maybe three—
Actually never mind I impersonated a dentist for seven years
Spray painted people’s teeth gold and told them it was a grill
But that’s their fault for trusting me!
I wore sandals to the clinic!
And yes, I’ve technically killed three people.
Two of them were my appetite.
And the third one... was the Prime Minister of Canada.
But I didn’t know that until after!
So finally, I looked the officer dead in the eyes and said:
“Officer… what AM I being arrested for?”
And he took a deep breath…
And he said:
“You parked in a reserved spot.
Your reservation’s expired.
We gotta tow it.
If you don’t got a ride home, get in the cruiser.”

...

And I said,
“Okay officer…
But only if there’s ice cream on the way.”
FARMER BOY CARL…
NEVER DID NOTHIN’ WRONG!
FREE ME OR FEED ME!” 

i got arrested

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354: Bananaza 6.23.2025

[Verse]:
Earlier today, y'all won't believe what I saw,
Man dressed in all black, and he was looking real tall,
Think he slenderman or some shit,
Limping like he took a shit,
This real life, no S N L bit,
Turns out he was looking through trash lids,
for packages, and scraps and salvages,
walking around like he on some savage shit,
but we all know he just some average bitch,
too broke to buy his own stuff,
dressed like the reaper but this pussy ain't tough,
skinny motherfucker, why don't you steal some lunch,
to be a porch pirate you're fucking life must be rough,
don't ever come to my street again you stupid dick,
in someones yard you're less valuable than a branch or a stick,
you think that you're cool? 2021 devious lick?
you gonna go to jail that's your treat, not your trick,
you are a DUMBASS, and we're gonna pull up on you,
being a weirdo creep is all that you'll ever do,
you got noting to your name besides felonies and charges, prison time and barges, 
enlarged, but only vertically,
if you turn to the side you'll look just like flat stanley,
what makes you think you have the right to steal? 
i hope you trip and fall on a banana peal.
limping like a bitch, what you got fucked or something?
You the one getting fucked cause we all know you got nothing,
You're like a fish in the toilet, im flushing,
like jacke chan in this bitch cause im rushing

[chorus]:
Walk away with your little limp,
we all know you packing shrimp,
youll burn like the hindenberg, in a blimp,
on the way out, better pray you dont trip,
We are gonna steal your shoes,
And then we'll take your underoos,
We'll make you listen to rhythm and blues,
and then we'll make you learn the flute

PORCH PIRATE

MTG - FBLAND

tracklist:
Sobre o Infinito e Outras Coisas Mais - Cruz

Por Que, Meu Deus? - Rodrigo Ogi

HYPE (Desabafo) - DJ Caique

Capítulo 4, Versículo 3 - Racionais MC's

Assaltos e Batidas - FBC

Mano na Porta do Bar - Racionais MC's

Rolê na Vila - RZO DJ Cia

Falsidade no Jogo - Sp Funk

Dinheiro - Edi Rock

CÊ TÁ ENGRUPIDO (VERSÃO D'LUXO) - Dexter

Munição - DJ KLJay

Falcão - MV Bill

Viajando na Balada - SNJ

Rap Du Bom, Pt. II - Rappin' Hood

Rap-Br set 1

Hoje é dia de BoomBap 4

Baile de Ladrão FBC e Vhoor Remix

Picture the most secret outfit in the country. Bet your brain just flashed the CIA, right? Maybe the NSA or those shiny-new Space Force uniforms. But what if the real ghost agency is one that—on paper—doesn’t even exist? A place whose daily grind is stuffing nightmares into numbered lockers and then pretending the lockers were never there. Stick with me. By the time we’re done, every concrete federal cube you pass on the commute is going to feel like it’s hiding a door that isn’t on the blueprints.

Why The Federal Bureau of Control Is More Real Than You Think | Saul's Place Podcast #285

FBC - EU SOU O CRIME (GRISELDA MASHUP)

Machup de Kenner (FBC) x Vai render (Letrux)

Vai de Kê?

WE BACK BOYS

lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Y'all already know who it is,
Big FBC,
In this game, since 20 23,
Harvesting crops, and fighting y'all favorites,
Inflating my ego, just like the Patriots,
I'm a patriarch, of the Farmer Family,
Strong enough to hold the plaques, they be handing me,
Handily, always ready to fight,
I took down a truck driver, showed him goodnight,
But we back now, and my meat has grown in size,
I sword fight with the bros, duel with the guys,
Using my penis as my weapon,  and i slash at their tendons,
And i won't make amends, The farm is my friend,
The animals are here, there's nothing to fear
Y'all may be wondering what happened to Carls Nation,
It got overthrown by the citizens, who claimed they were not being treated fairly,
They replaced me with a cable guy whos name is Larry

(Chorus)
Did you miss the farm?
I think it missed you too,
There's so much to see,
and so much to do,
Because Carl's back,
and he's on the attack,
And he will,
never.. leave.. again! (Until he does)

(Verse 2)
in the time since my last song, i caught my dad wearing his mothers thong,
old granny meemaw did not see this coming,
she thought he was bluffing, but now he is stuffing,
 his veiny meat into a bottle of melatonin,
in and out he stroked, man shit was flowing,
im cursed by all the things that fbc be knowing,
but it helps to win the battles, these fools im always owning,
take you back to lexington,
i'll send you back home, like you're a mexican,
i'll conquer your fucking country, yeah you know im annexing them, amend my constitution see whats next my friend,
Hey hey hey hey,
FBC everyday,
Never stop, always fast,,
All y'all wish you could kiss my ass,
Cause I'm a top top farmer,
top chart hopper,
Like i'm peter rabbit and you know i got the habit like,
Ay, whatcha talking bout?
Hunting for the sheep, im a wolf, you can't doubt,
I'm the big Carl,
The farmer boy, farmer man,
I never go in unprepared, i always have a fucking plan,
fbc, fbc, my enemies turn tragedy,
fbc, fbc, my name is filled with remedy,
fbc, fbc, i make you into eulogy,
fbc, fbc, yeah i'm fucking FBC,

(Chorus)
Did you miss the farm?
I think it missed you too,
There's so much to see,
and so much to do,
Because Carl's back,
and he's on the attack,
And he will,
never.. leave.. again! (Until he does)


The RETURN of the FBC

no limite do vento

Trem Descabelado

Pirayá

Tired of the styles already known in the scene and repeated at all events and also local artists, BRVGV went looking for a new musical style to adopt in its curriculum, something strong, striking and an identity that added value to its own.

DJ BOA-MORTE

Antigo Perfil/Old Profile: Komondor
Cedro Beats
leonardokwinter98@gmail.com


Boa Morte = Good death

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1989
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