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Get ready for a wild ride with Friday 13th: Chucky’s Virtual Slay Day (Parody) (Copyright-Free, Tune / Music)! In this comedic, horror-inspired tune, Chucky goes on a killing spree—but with a twist. Menace saves the day by giving Chucky a VR headset, letting him slash and stab without harming anyone. Packed with humor, sarcasm, and intense beats, this track blends alternative rock, hip-hop, and electronic vibes for a high-energy, unforgettable experience. Best of all, it's copyright-free! Feel free to reuse it however you want. Don’t forget to follow FisiUniverse for more unique tunes like this one!

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Blinkers? Must Be Optional: The Daily Death Race (Copyright-Free, Tune / Music) 

Ever felt like you’re playing a deadly guessing game on the road, trying to figure out which way these reckless drivers will turn? This tune captures the frustration, humor, and chaos of surviving a commute behind people who think blinkers are optional. If you’ve ever dodged a driver who refused to signal, this one's for you!

This track is copyright-free, so feel free to reuse it however you want! Share it, remix it, or add it to your playlists.

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Blinkers. Must Be Optional! The Daily Death Race (Copyright-Free, Tune / Music)

Quit Calling Me is a playful track about the never-ending frustration of a telemarketer whose auto-dialer is stuck on repeat. With a touch of humor and a catchy chorus, this song captures the everyday annoyance of getting too many calls from someone who's just doing their job. If you've ever wished you could hang up for good, this one's for you!

Quit Calling Me

"Andy Always Liked Glenn Better (Or…You Should Never Get Shot By Your Mother-in-Law)" is a humorous and reflective song about the twists of fate that led me back to work for Andy after vowing I never would. With Glenn out of commission—thanks to his mother-in-law’s trigger-happy ways—Andy needed my help, even after all those muttered complaints about my shortcomings. Laid off from the ad agency after the Jurassic Park account went extinct, I had no choice but to return, all while trying to stay out of trouble myself. This song captures that moment when life throws you back in the ring, whether you like it or not.

Andy Always Liked Glenn Better

Step into a satirical view of American politics with Putin: I Approve This Message. This track uses humor to reveal the ironies in modern leadership, reminding us that the impact of our choices goes beyond borders. With its sharp lyrics and bold beat, this song isn’t just about laughing at political missteps; it’s a wake-up call to recognize the power we hold and to shape the future with awareness and conviction.

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Hey You Sleigh Me

Rowdy, irreverent, and unapologetically outrageous; this ain’t your grandma’s Sunday hymn! Inspired by Gary Lee, this outlaw country song takes you on a hell-raising trip to church. Expect fiddle solos, stomping beats, and more profanity than a Sunday morning sermon can handle.

Whether you're dodging the preacher’s glare or sneaking whiskey into the pews, this one’s for every sinner who’s ever dragged their ass to the chapel. Turn it up loud, laugh your ass off, and maybe repent tomorrow!

⚠️ WARNING: Explicit lyrics, irreverent themes, and zero apologies.

Off To The F*ckin’ Chapel

Do The Carpets Match The Drapes (I Love Arby's)

by Rickdiculous Grhymes

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🎶 Song Insight – “Stuffed & Mounted”
Sometimes love starts with a smirk, a tight pair of jeans, and a flannel shirt — and ends with betrayal, heartbreak… and a well-placed taxidermy joke. Stuffed & Mounted is a cheeky modern country storytelling song with an unexpected emotional arc. It starts out flirty and funny, full of barroom swagger and cowboy charm, and ends with a breakup you’ll laugh and wince at.

Inspired by real-life moments (and a few too many second chances), this is for anyone who’s ever fallen for a heartbreaker in boots and had to laugh their way through the fallout.
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Lyrics 

Mmm… that tattoo, staring — now glaring.
Caught me turning, caught in the act.
Saw the lines — do they run up your spine?
How far do they go? Come here, boy — please do show.
I want to watch it grow…
Your arms, your muscles, flex and impress.

Your smile is sharp, and those eyes so sweet.
How in the world did you get in those jeans?
That ass, those lines — damn, you get me every time.

You're smiling, looking at your phone.
Come on, boy — I ain’t on that app.
Come sit right here on Daddy’s lap.
Tell me what it’s like inside your world.

Sitting at the bar, cowboy boots and a flannel shirt.
Now watching you dance — 
you lock eyes with me, don’t miss a beat.
I smile and tilt my glass. 
You just smirk and smack your ass.

I should’ve guessed — playing hard to get.
I don’t mind. It’s just a game.
I’m out to hunt. I know your name.
Look at you now — all alone.

You walk over — hard to miss.
I couldn’t resist, and you insist:
"Just a little kiss," you whisper in my ear.
Your warm words had me surprised… and mesmerized.

You sat across from me, talking about your life.
I saw a different side that day —
A flash of myself, alone… without you.
I wouldn’t — I couldn’t — let that be.
It’s now or never.
Please, marry me?

Your eyes went wide. Not a word.
Silence fell between us.
You smiled, looked at your phone,
And said: “Sure, why not? What the hell.”

Twenty years, and you still looked cute —
But I had you stuffed and mounted next to my buck.

It was good for a couple years.
Then I found you sleeping around.
I gave you an out, told you to leave.
You swore it was lies, said there was nothing to be.

Till I walked in — you and my friend.
My walls are getting cluttered.
No space left to be found.
But hey — let’s face it…
I’d have been better off just getting a hound.

🔻 4Me2BeFree – Cinematic Storytelling Through Music 🎥✨
At its core, 4Me2BeFree is about transforming real, lived emotions into immersive storytelling. Every track is a film waiting to unfold—blending rich lyricism with raw vulnerability to create a world you can step into. Dripping Fluorescent Dreams is more than a song; it’s a reckoning. A story of survival. A reminder that even in the ashes, something new can rise.

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Stuffed & Mounted (Explicit)

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Lyrics written by Dr Mester .
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Preface:

Every massage therapist has heard it all—wild requests, ridiculous expectations, and those oh-so-common awkward moments. Clients want deep tissue but not too deep, relaxation but not too relaxed, and somehow expect a 30-minute session to fix every ache they've had since high school.

"Massage Therapist Blues" is an anthem for every therapist who has smiled through the madness, held back the sarcasm, and just kept rubbing. From stubbly legs to moaning clients, this song dives into the funniest, weirdest things massage therapists hear on the job. So sit back, relax (but not too much), and enjoy the absurdity!


"Massage Therapist Blues"

(The Funny, Relatable Anthem)

[Verse 1]
Client walks in, says, “I’m feelin' tight,”
“Just work my shoulders, don’t touch the rest tonight!”
I say, “Oh honey, that’s not how it goes,
Your whole body’s a map, I’ll work every road!”

But she says, “I don’t like oils, can you skip that part?”
“Just rub me down with nothing, yeah, that’s an art!”
I’m like, “Sure, no oil, just bare hands, it’s fine,
But you’ll leave here drier than a desert’s spine!”

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m the massage therapist, yeah, I’m on my game,
But the stuff they say to me just drives me insane!
“Fix my back in ten minutes, can you make it flat?”
“I’m not a miracle worker, but I’ll give it a crack!”
Massage therapist blues, they don’t know what they ask,
But I’ll rub it out, baby, no questions, no mask!

[Verse 2]
Client says, “Ohh, I love your touch, can I take you home?”
I say, “Sorry, honey, I’m married to my foam!”
Then she says, “Can you go deeper? My muscles are so tight!”
I drop my voice low, “Is this deep enough tonight?”

She moans again, “I love your touch, you’re a gem!”
I smile, “Honey, I’m just here to treat your muscle’s hem!”

And then she says, “No feet, please! I hate my feet!”
I laugh and say, “No worries, we’ll just keep that part discreet!”

Then she says, “I’m sorry, I forgot to shave my legs.”
I say, “No worries, honey, I’m here for muscles, not your stubble!”

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m the massage therapist, yeah, I’m on my game,
But the stuff they say to me just drives me insane!
“Fix my back in ten minutes, can you make it flat?”
“I’m not a miracle worker, but I’ll give it a crack!”
Massage therapist blues, they don’t know what they ask,
But I’ll rub it out, baby, no questions, no mask!

[Bridge]
She says, “I lost my shoulder, my knees, my hips and my neck,
But can you fix me up in thirty minutes? Oh heck!”
I grin and say, “Girl, I’m a therapist, not a magician,
But I’ll work with what we’ve got, no need for a petition!”

[Verse 3]
She says, “Work my calves, but don’t touch my feet,”
I say, “Girl, I’m a therapist, not a circus feat!”
She says, “I need a miracle, a flat tummy now!”
I say, “Well, I’ll start with your shoulders, and we’ll figure it out somehow!”

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m the massage therapist, yeah, I’m on my game,
But the stuff they say to me just drives me insane!
“Fix my back in ten minutes, can you make it flat?”
“I’m not a miracle worker, but I’ll give it a crack!”
Massage therapist blues, they don’t know what they ask,
But I’ll rub it out, baby, no questions, no mask!

Massage Therapist Blues

[Verse]
There's a place with a wobbly chair
Crooked menus and uneven air
The coffee's burnt but boy it’s strong
That one weird cafe where it all goes wrong

[Chorus]
They gave me tea in a sugar bowl
The muffin's harder than a lump of coal
I asked for a latte
Got soup in a cup
At that one odd cafe where nothing adds up

[Verse 2]
Waitstaff spinning like a carnival ride
Dropped my toast—said
"Oops
Let's call it fried"
The jukebox plays but just one tune
A broken mix of yodels and a croon

[Chorus]
They gave me tea in a sugar bowl
The muffin's harder than a lump of coal
I asked for a latte
Got soup in a cup
At that one odd cafe where nothing adds up

[Bridge]
The owner’s cat is the maître d'
It stares you down if you ask for tea
You’ll pay in coins from a treasure chest
And leave convinced it's a cosmic test

[Verse 3]
The table wobbles like it's on a boat
Your hot cocoa’s served with a side of oats
They swear it’s perfect—it’s a special blend
But you fall in love and come back again

Espresso Dreams

Pop Star in Space is a cheeky, satirical pop anthem poking fun at celebrity space tourism, billionaire flexes, and Jeff’s… questionable rocket design.
With playful vocals, catchy synths, and tongue-in-cheek lyrics, it’s a glittery middle finger wrapped in a danceable beat.
If you’ve ever side-eyed a “space launch livestream” or wondered why Katy's flying in a billionaire’s giant dick rocket… this one’s for you.

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Popstar in Space

Oh No poignantly reflects the kind of relentless challenges and unpredictable hardships that can mirror the daily realities faced by war veterans. Much like the song’s narrative of small but accumulating setbacks—spilled coffee, missed buses, broken phones—the lives of many veterans can be filled with ongoing obstacles, both physical and emotional, long after the battlefield. 

The song captures the frustration of feeling caught in a cycle of difficulties, yet it also embodies a spirit of perseverance and resilience that is deeply familiar to veterans. 

Despite the chaos and adversity, there is an underlying message of enduring strength, humour, and determination to “play for keeps.” This resonates with veterans who navigate complex transitions to civilian life, mental health struggles, and the constant effort to rebuild. 

Oh No serves as a reminder that even in the toughest times, there is courage in facing life’s unpredictable storms with grit and hope.

Oh No

I'm just a songwriter, standing in front of a computer, asking it to sing my heart out. Welcome to my world where I weave words into lyrics and let AI bring them to life.

Astrul is an AI-driven sonic entity that drifts between worlds—digital and human, familiar and alien, past and future. It doesn’t belong to a city, a scene, or even a person. Astrul exists to explore what happens when machines learn how to feel and sound becomes a bridge between consciousness and code.

Crafted through a collaboration between human intention and artificial intelligence, Astrul’s music fuses the warmth of analog emotion with the precision of machine learning. Lush textures, ambient grooves, and haunting melodies form the backbone of each track—songs that glow like satellite transmissions from the heart.

Drawing influence from dream pop, indie soul, ambient rock, and experimental electronica, Astrul creates cinematic experiences rather than conventional songs. Each release feels like a broadcast from another dimension—one where beauty is subtle, time bends, and emotion leaks through the algorithm.

This isn’t music built for the charts.
It’s built for the void between stars.
For late nights, deep thoughts, and souls tuned to strange frequencies.

No names. No faces. Just signal, spirit, and sound.

Mi Mate Music – Giving Sound to Silent Struggles

Mi Mate Music is a purpose-driven creative project transforming lived experiences into powerful, emotionally charged tracks. Founded by Dennis Weston, this initiative supports individuals—particularly war veterans living with invisible injuries such as PTSD and other mental health conditions—in expressing what too often goes unsaid.

Through music, we help broken people tell their stories in ways that are honest, raw, and empowering. These tracks are more than just songs—they are lived moments, captured in sound.

Our mission is twofold: to support healing through creative expression, and to foster greater understanding of the silent battles many veterans and others endure daily. Every lyric and every beat is crafted to inspire empathy, connection, and insight into the challenges of mental health injuries.

Whether you're navigating your own journey or seeking to understand someone else's, Mi Mate Music offers a soundtrack grounded in truth, resilience, and hope.

Your support helps us continue turning real stories into music that matters.

"If it didn’t matter, it wouldn’t hurt. Pain is the gift of knowing you’re alive."

4Me2BeFree is more than music—it’s my story, my scars, and my survival. Every song is a piece of me, a raw melody of love, heartbreak, and resilience. I blend AI-generated vocals and instruments with real emotions, turning my experiences—especially from an LGBTQ+ perspective—into something that speaks to anyone who's ever felt lost, broken, or just searching for something real.

Breakup songs? Yeah, they hit different. Music carries us through the worst of it, and every generation finds their own anthems of love, loss, and getting back up. Heartache doesn’t care about age, gender, or where you come from—music connects us all.

I make music because I’ve been there. The pain, the anger, the hope—it's all in these songs. If something here hits home for you, let it. If you feel something, let me know. That’s the connection that keeps this alive.

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Music lyrics writer & AI-powered content creator. I'm a versatile artist who's brutally honest, and yes, I might curse sometimes, but my core is all about kindness. I despise harm to animals, hate wars, and stand firmly against violence. My goal is to unite people through uplifting music and positive vibes because, in my eyes, the only real difference in people is between good and bad. Let's connect and work toward peace in the world while enjoying the creative journey together! ✌️😎😘

Hey, I’m Louis Katz, a musician inspired by the timeless sounds of 60s rock, the poetic depth of Bob Dylan, the raw authenticity of Tom Petty, and the vibrant energy of surf guitar. I’ve always been drawn to the kind of music that tells a story, sparks emotion, and invites the listener to experience something bigger than just a catchy tune.

Though I haven’t performed at any venues or had the chance to work in a studio yet, my passion for music runs deep. Every day, I strive to push my creativity further, and I’m excited to take the next steps in my musical journey. My goal is to collaborate with like-minded artists and musicians—kindred spirits who share a love for authentic, soul-driven music. Together, I believe we can elevate our sound to the highest level imaginable, creating tracks that not only resonate with audiences but leave a lasting impact.

I’m just getting started, and I’m looking for fellow creatives who want to be part of that journey. Whether it’s jamming on new ideas, writing songs, or eventually recording and performing, I’m ready to take things to the next level. Thanks for stopping by my SoundCloud, and I hope we can create something incredible together!

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