In the episode we go over the Magic: the Gathering book 'Planeswalker' by Lynn Abbey. Urza makes more mistakes, sacrifices more friends, and declares war on Phyrexia!

Episode 8 - 'Planeswalker' lore review: Xantcha, Urza, and Ratatouille

In this episode Fritz goes over his experience drafting Modern Horizons III at SCG Con Las Vegas 2024 and beyond. Phibbs talks about his favorite new commander brews post MH3.

Episode 9 - Modern Horizons III, SCG Con Las Vegas 2024, & Rule Zero Lies!

In this episode we talk about Urza's continued follies that all take place in 'Time Streams' by J. Robert King. Join us as we discover the origins of such iconic characters as Karn, Jhoira, and Teferi, as well as the formidable Phyrexian K'rrik!

Episode 10 - MTG Lore: Time Streams, Urza Murders Angels & Karn Goes Back to the Future!

In this episode we go over some cards from BLB that caught our eye. (note: this episode is a bit old because life happened and we do our own editing, but better late than never!)

Episode 11 - Bloomburrow (Belated Spoilers and Head-Turners)

In this episode we discuss the line between Casual and Competitive Elder Dragon Highlander. Should EDH and cEDH be considered two separate formats with separate ban lists and separate rules committees?

Episode 12 -  When Does Casual Stop Being 'Casual'?

first half of my deltarune chapter 2 third anniversary special i guess

i used the sound effect from shandalar that plays when an instant is cast to replace the phone rings from NYCTBA

DON'T BOTHER WITH THEM, JUST

In this episode we talk about what everyone in the MTG community has already been talking about, the September 2024 bans of Jeweled Lotus, Mana Crypt, Dockside Extortionist, and Nadu, Winged Wisdom.

Episode 13: Why the F&%$ Did They Ban Nadu!?

Eternal Weekend (MTG Rap Parody of Digital 2 by JeeJuhBeats) — Lyrics:

What it doooooo
Forceofphil up on the track, yo
It’s Eternal Weekend.
You know what that means…
Let’s get it

It’s Eternal Weekend; I got the feelin’ 
Imma spellslinger and I’m double-dealin’
I’m wearing Vintage, I’m Old School
Imma build my Legacy; tappin’ duals

I’m so cold but I’m runnin’ hot
Gonna make ‘em sweat when I tap the Top
Make em feel them chills when show all deez
Time Walk my way to the top8; easy

Hey, slow down, man, damn, what’s the Rush?
Chris in these hands like an artist’s brush
Black Lotus is my main motif
But I’m gonna get Bazaar up in these sleeves

Straight up strange stacks atop the board
Tabernacle down a zombie horde
Workshop ideas you ain’t seen before
Take initiative, An-Vision more

Like, which jewel should I Covet most?
So I’m blinged out when I become the GOAT
Gitaxan Probe my Mind’s Desires
Ablaze in blue; that’s Sapphire

I’m as Wicked as the Emerald city
With Pearly gates adorned in Rubies 
I’m Jet set, I’m flippin’ orbs
I’m the Wizard of Moxen; populor 

Populer, popular, 
It doesn’t matter. Quote Gerrard, 
“it doesn’t do anything! It does nothing!”
So adamant: Turn Into a Pumpkin

Ya bluffin. While ya shufflin, ya huffin
Upset about somethin, presumptin
say ya your tough but you’re crumblin’, disdainful, complainin’, a salty muffin 

Good games, I guess there was a substance
Missteps; they weren’t in abundance
See they’re restricted to one; that’s a husband
Married to this game; its a trap but I love it

When I wear The One Ring, I thumb it
With a Sol Ring snug up above it
Underworld Breach casts out eruptin’
And my big bad Brain Freeze like an oven

[Chorus x4]

Oh you thought I done after harmonies?
This Eternal Weekend, four-days, jeez
Vendors out here cashin’ all them bills
Like buffalo, spicy, buylist deals

0-2 drop, sell ya big collection
This game’s of shell of what Garfield intended
Universe beyond, I ain’t about that yo
But the next rounds up, good luck, let’s go

[Chorus outro]

What it doooooo

Eternal Weekend

[Intro]
Sono tornati i giocatori della prodezza
Ma questa volta hanno il gilet e gli occhialini
Tutti intellettuali e studiati della lama che amano scavare nel mazzo.


[Strofa 1]
Bello fra il tuo gioco del moderno
Funziona molto bene, specie sul quaderno

Monastera, pollo, cori, dart
Solitudo effimero, figa che infart

Il magic non è un solitario, qui c'è interazione
lama del maranza non salva la questione

Nello standardo la faccenda non cambia
Monastera con Rosi Binding - Pensione anticipata

Fratello puoi provare a entrare in face
Turno tre stock up? Space

[Bridge dialogue]
Fra ma cosa sta facendo? Ma vero? Turno tre mana out per stock up?

[Ritornello]
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) - sei già KO,
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) - non reggi no,
Monastere sterzano, monstrous rage,
Fine della corsa, tutti nel garage!

(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) - bye bye bro,
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) - GG, ciao ciao,
Piccioni in volo, monstrous rage,
Fine della corsa, tutti nel garage!

[Strofa 2]
Aspetta, cosa? Stai facendo Opt?
Pazzesco si vede che hai il PhD

Ma vero? Hai messo anche this town?
Fra ma sei morto con un lockdown

Non scomodiamo neanche il boss Zuro
Se animo bindo non hai futuro

Puoi provare a fare rimozione
Cazzo vero, dà anche protezione

A menarti con i bindi non c'è soddisfazione
Rotella in alto a destra è la direzione (Concede)

a turno 3 Invece  di andare face
Ma vero stock up? Space

[Ritornello]
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) — sei già KO,
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) — non reggi no,
Monastere sterzano, monstrous rage,
Fine della corsa, tutti nel garage!

(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) — bye bye bro,
(Turno tre dopo Stock Up) — GG, ciao ciao,
Piccioni in volo, monstrous rage,
Fine della corsa, tutti nel garage!

La fine della corsa

Intro:
Questo mena con un pezzo per volta, frate. Lama del maranza? Quel coltellino? Sigaretta accesa e si controlla.


Strofa:
Dicono che tu sia più bravo con il mic,
il tuo piccione mi muore da una smite (smiteeee)

Stai molto calmo quando parli con il king
Doppio fagiolo in campo, trigger, bling bling (bling bling)

Monastéra gira e si prende un get lost
sparita, lo hanno scritto anche sul Post (pooost)

BR menano dopo slego delle mani
Lockdown vero sequestro altro che via Fani (Nooooooooo)

Stormchaser fa una lontra, lama trigger, trigger, vist?
Controllo delle pesti e dici "mannaggia a Grist" (Griiiiiiiiiiist)

Lama del maranza non mi crea guai
Mummia fa i pedini, tra, non passi mai (mai mai mai)

Solo carte morte tra le mani, scava con il cantrip
Fra sei morto appena entra Zur col can-drip (driiiiiip drip)

Ricordati che il king Zur rende pane per facaccia (Maxxxxx)
Apri la bocca e ti slego delle mani in faccia

Slego delle mani

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