parody of e-girls are ruining my life from the corpse

SARBBAZI IS RUINING MY LIFE !

گنگ گنگ اسلحه مواد مخدر دختر دختر میکشمت من بهتر دررررررره

GANG GANG ASLAHE MAVADE MOKHADER DOHTAR .....(Rock mix)

GIVE ME YOUR SMOKE (سیگارتو بده دو کام من بزنم)

"Andy Always Liked Glenn Better (Or…You Should Never Get Shot By Your Mother-in-Law)" is a humorous and reflective song about the twists of fate that led me back to work for Andy after vowing I never would. With Glenn out of commission—thanks to his mother-in-law’s trigger-happy ways—Andy needed my help, even after all those muttered complaints about my shortcomings. Laid off from the ad agency after the Jurassic Park account went extinct, I had no choice but to return, all while trying to stay out of trouble myself. This song captures that moment when life throws you back in the ring, whether you like it or not.

Andy Always Liked Glenn Better

*"Holy Clappable"* is a bold, audacious, and wildly entertaining trap anthem by KFs, inspired by the hilariously irreverent *"The Sacred Spicy Scrolls of Divine Banter"* by Mike, aka Frozen In Time. This track blends humor, edgy lyrics, and high-energy trap beats to create a song that’s as sacred as it is spicy. With a tongue-in-cheek approach to divine themes, it challenges traditional boundaries while celebrating bold individuality and unapologetic fun.  

The track opens with an ethereal, church-like choral intro, creating a false sense of reverence before slamming into a heavy, bass-driven beat. This sudden transition sets the tone for the song’s playful juxtaposition of the sacred and the profane. The lyrics pull no punches, diving straight into lines that are as witty as they are outrageous:  

> "In the dark of the night, Light shall shine,  
> But when the day breaks, the boobs align."  

The verses feature a mix of clever wordplay and vivid imagery, painting a picture of a universe where divine proclamations are hilariously reimagined. The chorus is an infectious earworm, blending booming 808s, sharp hi-hats, and a deep, rhythmic flow that’s impossible not to move to:  

> "Holy clappable, hands to the sky,  
> Whips crack loud as the cheeks reply.  
> God Dick’s decree, thou can’t deny,  
> Divine vibes hit, let the booty fly."  

What makes *"Holy Clappable"* stand out is its masterful production. The trap beats are layered with rich textures, including subtle organ riffs and angelic synth pads, maintaining the playful divine theme throughout. These elements are intertwined with vocal samples that mimic a preacher's booming sermon, adding a comedic yet impactful dynamic to the track.  

Midway through, the song slows down for a "bridge of worship," where the lyrics lean into the sensual:  

> "Strike down the Divine Pussy’s holy stream,  
> Savor the juice, life’s extended dream.  
> Eat the booty like it’s groceries divine,  
> Swipe thy card with hostile intent—align."  

This section is a melodic break from the hard-hitting beats, featuring lush harmonies and a sensual delivery that offers a brief respite before the final explosive chorus.  

The outro ties the song together with a triumphant return of the choral elements, now paired with a relentless trap beat. The combination creates a sense of elevation, as if the listener is ascending to a cheeky, heavenly plane.  

*"Holy Clappable"* is more than just a song—it’s an experience. It pokes fun at societal taboos, turning sacred imagery into a celebration of human nature, humor, and audacity. The song's themes of passion, self-expression, and divine energy are hilariously amplified through its bold lyrics and infectious beats.  

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the beats, or the sheer ridiculousness, *"Holy Clappable"* promises a good time. It’s a track that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still delivering serious energy, making it perfect for TikTok trends, dance challenges, and party playlists.  

Let *"Holy Clappable"* remind you to clap your hands, shake your cheeks, and embrace the spicy side of life—divinely and unapologetically. 

“Note: Some Lyrics where changed as I play to do an album of these”

The Holy Clappable

In this episode of Poducer, we sit down with Chicago-based producer Chez (pronounced “cheese”) for a fun and thoughtful conversation about music, identity, and community. Chez reflects on his first NSW show, overcoming nerves, and developing a sound that blends humor with serious musicality—drawing inspiration from Frank Zappa, Tim & Eric, and glitch-hop staples like Tipper & KOAN Sound.

We explore the role of creative communities, Chez’s approach to sound design, and his upcoming move into a producer house in D.C. The episode also dives into wild merch ideas (cheesehead hats, berets), and what sets the “Two Guys” project apart from a typical B2B. Later, we unpack AI in music, rediscovering the magic of live bands.

Links:
Listen to Chez: https://soundcloud.com/chez_muzik
Follow Chez: https://www.instagram.com/chez.music/
Follow NSW: https://www.instagram.com/nsw_presents/
Poducer IG: https://www.instagram.com/poducerpodcast/
More: https://linktr.ee/poducerpodcast

Chapters:
00:00 - Intro & Welcome: Chez or Cheese?
01:43 - Early Shows & Venue Experiences
08:07 - Musical Humor & Inspirations: Zappa, Anime, and Comedy
16:11 - Discord Life & Creative Community
24:25 - Track Showcase: "Monsters Inc Flip"
27:42 - Genre Exploration & Sound Design Insights
35:14 - Producer Life: Moving to DC & Collaborations
40:23 - Festival Talk: Summer Camp & Infrasound Experiences
49:09 - Navigating Impostor Syndrome & Networking
57:01 - Shoutouts & Upcoming Collaborations
1:00:01 - Patreon & Paid Content Considerations
1:06:26 - The Origin & Evolution of "Chez"
1:15:56 - Merch Ideas & Creative Branding
1:24:12 - Track Showcase: "F*** Turkeys"
1:27:15 - Upcoming EP & New Music Projects
1:34:06 - Wild Concert Experiences & Anklepants
1:38:19 - AI in Music: Funny Experiments & Ethical Thoughts
1:48:54 - The Magic and Mystery of Music Creation
1:53:40 - Closing Reflections & Game-Changing Concert (King Gizzard)
2:00:46 - Final Thoughts, Shoutouts & Where to Find Chez
2:02:55 - Outro & Podcast Promotion

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NSW x Poducer EP 3: Chez

Hey, I’m Louis Katz, a musician inspired by the timeless sounds of 60s rock, the poetic depth of Bob Dylan, the raw authenticity of Tom Petty, and the vibrant energy of surf guitar. I’ve always been drawn to the kind of music that tells a story, sparks emotion, and invites the listener to experience something bigger than just a catchy tune.

Though I haven’t performed at any venues or had the chance to work in a studio yet, my passion for music runs deep. Every day, I strive to push my creativity further, and I’m excited to take the next steps in my musical journey. My goal is to collaborate with like-minded artists and musicians—kindred spirits who share a love for authentic, soul-driven music. Together, I believe we can elevate our sound to the highest level imaginable, creating tracks that not only resonate with audiences but leave a lasting impact.

I’m just getting started, and I’m looking for fellow creatives who want to be part of that journey. Whether it’s jamming on new ideas, writing songs, or eventually recording and performing, I’m ready to take things to the next level. Thanks for stopping by my SoundCloud, and I hope we can create something incredible together!

Expressing Myself through, Lyrics and Music is my way of cooping in this world <3

The Podcast for Producers



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