Track 1 off our Christmas Album "Ho For The Holidays"
A song about being a working girl out in the snow.

Eden's Sluts
"Frostitute"
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

It's three a.m., I'm all alone
Doing the walk of shame home.
And what to my wondering eye I see?
A cars pulls up right next to me.
It's my good friend Tiffany
This is what she asks me:
"Girl, why you out dressed like a ho?
It's thirty degrees don't you know?

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar bears, penguins, and prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's Snow
Still gotta be a ho.
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha.
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make the dough.

John's don't want me covered up
They want to see my butt.
Got frost bite, I don't care
Still working in my underwear.
Men are horny when it's cold
Gotta get my hooha sold.
Gotta have a strong will
So I can pay my heating bill.

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar Bears, Penguins, and Prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough

To me this is what she told:
"Bears and penguins don't get cold?
Oh my goodness gracious girl
Why don't you live at Sea World?
Let's get a cup of cocoa.
I told her "I just can't go".
Gonna stand here in the snow.
Gotta stay out to make some dough
The holidays are on the way
Got gifts to buy and bills to pay."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.

Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough


Frostitute (Part 1)

Track 2 off our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
A naughty and bratty song.

Eden's Slutz
"Worst Christmas Ever"
Album: "Ho For The Holidays"
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

Santa I Hate You!

Santa I hate you, 
what the hell did I do
To upset you and your elves too?
Now I'm completely screwed.
What I wanted I didn't get
My presents are absolute shit

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed 
Didn't get I wanted 
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

No jewelry from Tiffany's 
Underneath my Christmas tree
Asked for a yacht, a tugboat I got.
Asked for a convertible in light blue.
Instead I got a Subaru
Santa screw You And your elves too.
A platinum mine is what I need
Instead I got a house deed
Santa your sleigh is gonna get keyed.

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed 
Didn't get I wanted 
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

All my presents are crap
Didn't want any of that
Nothing good was in my sock
You are all nothing but talk

Got an i-Phone and my brother
But mine is the wrong color.
His came in sierra blue
Why didn't I get that color too?
What the hell is all of this?
Sapphires weren't on my list
I asked for a diamond ring
Instead what the hell did you bring?
You know what I didn't get?
No checks, no duplex, what the heck?
Just a blue Ray disc of Shrek
Christmas is an absolute train wreck

It's the worst Christmas ever
hope next year will be better

This Christmas really sucks
Only got a thousand bucks
What the fuck? That's not enough
To buy me any good stuff
A thousand cash ain't gonna last
All my presents are nothing but trash, trash, trash!

I'm not ungrateful 
I'm not materialistic 
I'm just being complicit 
Receiving gifts is what happens
In true Christmas holiday fashion 

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed 
Didn't get I wanted 
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst Christmas Ever

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed 
Didn't get I wanted 
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

Worst Christmas Ever

The title track off our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays"

Eden's Slutz
"Ho For The Holidays"
Album: "Ho For The Holidays"
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

The holiday's are here
Be a Ho ho ho 
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way

Halloween is done
But you can still have fun
Unwrap your gift box 
In front of Everyone 
It will knock their socks off.
Show off your mistletoe
Let's everyone know
You're a Holiday Ho
Ride Santa's north pole
On the nice list you will go.

'Tis the season for sluts
Expose both your chest nuts

Be a ho ho ho 
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Show off your snow globes
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho ho ho

Dress like a ho ho ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though 
It's thirty degrees Bellow


Let them all see
If you trimmed your tree
Charge a service fee
To shimmy up your chimney
For the winter head south
Deep throat that yule log
Then guzzle his egg nog
With his candy cane in your mouth

'Tis the season for hoes 
Let your Christmas wreath show

Be a Ho ho ho 
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chest nuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho ho ho

Be a ho ho ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas 
In a Hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho ho ho ho.

Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night

A Snow ho!
A Season Slut!
A Festive Floozy! 
A Days of Yore Whore!
A Holiday Hussy!
A Christmas Cunt!
A Mistletoe Ho!
A Holiday Hooker!
A Poinsettia Prostitute!

Your beaver muff fur
Smells of Frankincense
Of gold or like Mer
Instead of Snapper.
That is what I mean 
Around the block you've been
With more wise men
Than a nativity scene

Jingle, cringle, jangle
Let your ornaments dangle
All the way down to your ankles!

Be a Ho ho ho 
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Show off your snow globes
Be festive today
Let everyone know
you're a ho ho ho

Be a ho ho ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas 
In a Hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho ho ho ho.

Be a ho ho ho 
for the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chest nuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're just a ho ho ho

Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night.
Dress like a ho ho ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though 
It's thirty degrees

Ho For The Holidays

Track 4 off our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
I fun Hawaiian themed holiday tune.

Eden's Slutz
"Punani Ula Ula (Xmas Version)"
Album: "Ho For The Holidays"
Lyrics written by Fexlix

The original version can be found on the album "Slutopia".

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube and more!
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LYRICS:

If you're hungry for some seafood 
Try the best fish in Hawaii
This tasty catch tastes so good
The locals call it my Punani

Aloha ahiahi
Come try my mahi-mahi
Mahalo, E komo mai
Come and give it a try
Free samples under my tree
Tastes so good you'll wanna cry

Mele Kalikimaka
All the way from Oahu
My humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Is what I wanna gift to you

Mahi-mahi and halibut
They have got nothing on it
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna Hula
It's the tastiest ocean fish

You don't need hapu`upu`u
It is just a stinky fish
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna hula
is the tastiest Christmas dish

The kamaaina
Go pupule for my kala
Your dad, Santa and your mama
They all want to give it a try
It's the talk of your ohana
It's more tasty than a slice of Christmas pie.

Mele Kalikimaka
All the way from oahu
My humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Is what I wanna gift to you

Mahi-mahi and halibut
They have got nothing on it
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna Hula
It's the tastiest ocean fish

You don't need hapu`upu`u
It is just a stinky fish
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna hula
is the tastiest Christmas dish

Put your Diamond Head in my Hanauma Bay
But don't go near my Oko-lay
A wikiwiki freaky-freaky in Waikiki
We're gonna have this holiday.

My punani is so ono.
If you liked it then let me know.
If so then you can Ho ho ho.
Go and it give it another go.

Mele kalikimaka
All the way from Oahu
My humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Is what I wanna gift to you

Mahi-mahi and halibut
They have got nothing on it
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna Hula
It's the tastiest ocean fish

You don't need hapu`upu`u
It is just a stinky fish
My punani ula ula
Will make you wanna hula
is the tastiest Christmas dish

Put your Diamond Head in my Hanauma Bay
But don't go near my okole
A wikiwiki freaky-freaky in Waikiki
We're gonna have this holiday.


Punani Ula Ula (Xmas Version)

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
A song about getting paid for services rendered.

Eden's Slutz
"Pay Me"
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writer: Fexlix
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LYRICS:
Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Services are rendered
You gotta pay today
This Christmas tree ain't free
Can't you see there's a fee
To shimmy up my chimney
It ain't complementary
Nobody gets it for free
Pay me the fee you own me

None of this is funny
You're not at liberty
To get lovin' for free
I ain't running a charity

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that fruitcake in the trash
Gonna whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

I'm a premium skank
Ain't running a food bank
After I serviced you
Cash payment is now due
You must be a stupid guy
Already had my pumpkin pie
I don't want YOUR pumpkin pie
Cost money to get between my thighs

I need to make a living
'Tis the season for giving 
So gimme, gimme dat cash
Or I'm gonna whoop yo ass

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with Money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that cookie in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Don't be a snowflake
Don't want your fruitcake
A living I gotta make
So Pay me for God's sake!

(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)
(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)

I'm a premium Ho
So where is my dough?
Shove that fruitcake up your ass
Need to be paid in cash
You already went down
Onto my tinsel town
This gingerbread cookie
Ain't complementary
My pimp will whoop yo ass
If you don't fork over da cash

Feliz Navidad
Where's my cash wad?
I sugared your churro
¿Donde esta mi dinero?

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that turkey in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Where's my money, bitch?

Pay Me (Xmas Country Version)

A naughty song by Eden's Slutz

Eden's Slutz
"Nice To Be Naughty"
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and more!
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LYRICS:

It's nice to be naughty 
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice 
Give your Christmas some spice

Good little boys get toys
Naughty girls like toys
But a different kind
Spank Santa's behind
Gives him great joy
He'll have a good time
Mrs. Claus knows
Where that toy goes

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty 
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice 
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty 
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer
Put naughtiness in gear

Dasher and Dancer 
Want to be a vixen 
Comet and Prancer
Want to sit on Blitzen
All of Santa's Reindeer
Want to be naughty this year
Exposing all their rears
Bringing X-X-X-Mas Cheer

String that mistletoe up
Right above your butt
Gotta be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty 
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice 
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty 
Dress your body to entice
Just take my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

Bring that X-X-X Mas cheer
Wear panties that are sheer
Show off your rear
Make it a sexy new year
Put naughtiness in high gear
You haven't been good this year
Naughty people get spanked
You'll have Krampus to thank

(It's Nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty 
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice 
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty 
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty 
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice 
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty 
Dress your body to entice
Won't you take my advice?
Being Naughty is very nice

(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

Nice To Be Naughty

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
A song about committing theft for Christmas

Eden's Slutz
"Shoplifting Christmas"
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writer: Fexlix
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LYRICS:

For the first day of Christmas 
my Johnny gave to me
Fake jewelry stolen from Dollar Tree
For the second day of Christmas 
My Johnny gave to me
A Katy Perry CD he stole for free

This is how I feel
These gifts are literally a steal

A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money 
To have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)

A five finger discount
Saves a large amount 
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast

For the third day of Christmas 
My Johnny stole for me
A Christmas ham swiped by his hand.
For the fourth day of Christmas 
My Johnny stole for me
A pair of Capris from J.C. Penny

This is how I feel
These gifts are literally a steal

A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money 
To have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)

A five finger discount
Saves a large amount 
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast

For the fifth day of Christmas 
My Johnny stole for me
A flat screen HDTV
For the sixth day if Christmas 
My Johnny stole for me
A 1993 Chevy

My Johnny Committed a felony
He Got himself caught on CCTV
Stealing a TV. I failed to post bail,
Now he's locked in a penitentiary.

Oh well, at least I got my presents for free

My Johnny wasn't afraid 
To commit a felony 
For me to be happy 
On Christmas Eve

A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money 
To have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)

A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money 
to have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)

A shoplifting Christmas this will be
Committing felonies
Saves us so much money
All presents free, under our tree
You don't need any money 
to have a good Christmas eve (ooh ooh ooh)

A five finger discount
Saves a large amount 
Your cash will last
And won't deplete so fast

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Johnny stole for me
An Elf on the Shelve
And seven days is all we had
We couldn't afford all twelve

Slut 4 Christmas

Eden's Slutz's Christmas album! Have you been naughty this year? If so, then it's time to be a "Ho for the Holidays".

Featuring the tracks "North Pole Dancing", "Pay Me", and "Frostitute".

Shoplifting Christmas

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
A song about busting a cat caller's nuts

Eden's Slutz
"Nutcracker"
Ho For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writer: Fexlix
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LYRICS:

On my day off from work
Got cat called by this jerk
After Christmas shopping 
My presents I was dropping 
Off in my car, I parked real far
This rude dude put me in a bad mood
He yelled to me: "Hey baby,
Wanna shove my log up your chimney,
Don't got much money,
Let me have it for free?"
I didn't find it funny
Didn't appreciate how he talked to me

Watch me give you a punt
Into your man cunt
When you disrespect me
Things are gonna get scary

Call me a nutcracker 
This slut will bust your nuts
Knows how to defend herself 
Whenever she's out
(Ouch!)

Call me a nutcracker
Better watch your back
won't put up with that
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the fuck!?
I ain't your slut
Keep your big mouth shut
About to crack your nuts

This ass-hat Told me: 
"If you weren't dressed like that
You wouldn't get called like a cat."
I won't put up with that
Don't like to be harassed
Won't put up with your crap
Gonna kick your ass
Give your nuts a good crack
With my knee I will shove
Into your two turtle doves
Won't put up with garbage 
Your pear tree will be missing a partridge

This ain't no ballet
You won't see no sugarplum fairy
When you disrespect me
Things are gonna get scary

Call me a nutcracker 
I'm gonna nutcrack
Attack your toy sack
Harder than a quarter back
(Ouch!)

Call me a nutcracker
Better watch your back
won't put up with that
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the fuck!?
I ain't your slut
Keep your big mouth shut
About to crack your nuts

What the hell
Why can't you tell?
Your crotch I will bust
About to crack your nuts

If a jerk messes with you
Give him a nutcrack or two
Kick him in the nuts
Better show him what 
It means to have respect
With you he don't wanna mess
If he makes you frustrated, 
Irritated, aggravated 
Get him castrated 
Turn his cock to a hen
My friend. Well for him this won't end

If you ain't cool
I'll rob your family jewels
If you are rude
I'll ruin your manhood
I'll break your candy cane
Cause you very much pain
Don't put me in a bad mood
Or for you it won't end good

This ho knows taekwondo
Most smart people know
Don't mess with a streetwise ho
I'm a tough Christmas cookie
You don't wanna mess with me
Your jingle bells I'll beat
Kick them with my feet
Your ornaments I'll break
Your holly balls are at stake
Your Christmas pickle is fickle
Show respect for goodness sake

If a jerk messes with you
Give him a nut crack or two
Kick him in the nuts
Better show him what 
It means to have respect
With you he don't wanna mess

Call me a nutcracker 
This slut will bust your nuts
Knows how to defend herself 
Whenever she's out
(Ouch!)

Call me a nutcracker 
(Nutcracker)
I'm gonna nutcrack
(Nutcrack)
Attack your toy sack
(Toy Sack)
Harder than a quarter back
(Ouch!)

Call me a nutcracker
(Nutcracker)
Better watch your back
(Your Back)
won't put up with that
(With That)
Your nuts I'm gonna crack
(Ouch!)

What the fuck!?
I ain't your slut
Keep your big mouth shut
About to crack your nuts

What the hell!?
Why can't you tell?
Your crotch I will bust
About to crack your nuts

"Ouuuch!"
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Nutcracker

A rock mix to our track "Christmas In Hell".
A song about spending Christmas vacation in a warm place

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Holiday vacation on the way
Don't want to stay in the cold
Gonna spend it far away
Where people don't know to go
A place that's never cold
A place that's warm always
I know a place that's really swell
Why don't we all go to hell?

Our Christmas vacation Pick
is H-E Double Hockey Sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A Weekend up in Fresno?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!
Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Gonna spend Christmas in Hell.

GO TO HELL!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend your Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell!

Six-six-six star hotels
Lake of fire boats hires
So many activities
For the whole family
You can meet celebrities
From throughout history
Like Miss Britney Murphy
Or John F. Kennedy
Miss Marilyn Monroe
and also Liberace
Hell is where the cool kids go
That is where we need to be

Our Christmas vacation Pick
is H-E Double Hockey Sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A Weekend in Buffalo?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!
Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Gonna spend Christmas in Hell.

GO TO HELL!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend your Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell!

(NO!)
(NO!)
(Hell No!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(HELL YES!)

(Let's all go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)
(I wanna go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)

Don't go to Orlando
Vegas is overpriced
Branson just ain't that nice
Hell is always hot, hot, hot
Warm weather is what it's got
Satan has the hottest spot
Why not give hell a shot?
You do not need to fly
No regulations to comply
Just under the Earth's Mantel
Gotta find a Digger Rental
Go and grab a shovel
Time to go see the Devil

Our Christmas vacation Pick
is H-E Double Hockey Sticks!

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A Weekend up in Fresno?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!
Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Gonna spend Christmas in Hell.

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A trip to Sacramento?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!
Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Gonna spend Christmas in Hell.

GO TO HELL!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend your Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell!

GO TO HELL!

Christmas In Hell (Rock Mix)

A remix to our song "Worst Christmas Ever"

Eden's Slutz
"Worst Christmas Ever (Worst Remix Ever)"
Album: "More For The Holidays"
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

Santa I Hate You!

Santa I hate you,
what the hell did I do
To upset you and your elves too?
Now I'm completely screwed.
What I wanted I didn't get
My presents are absolute shit

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

No jewelry from Tiffany's
Underneath my Christmas tree
Asked for a yacht, a tugboat I got.
Asked for a convertible in light blue.
Instead I got a Subaru
Santa screw You And your elves too.
A platinum mine is what I need
Instead I got a house deed
Santa your sleigh is gonna get keyed.

It's the worst Christmas ever
Hope next year will be better

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

All my presents are crap
Didn't want any of that
Nothing good was in my sock
You are all nothing but talk

Got an i-Phone and my brother
But mine is the wrong color.
His came in sierra blue
Why didn't I get that color too?
What the hell is all of this?
Sapphires weren't on my list
I asked for a diamond ring
Instead what the hell did you bring?
You know what I didn't get?
No checks, no duplex, what the heck?
Just a blue Ray disc of Shrek
Christmas is an absolute train wreck

It's the worst Christmas ever
hope next year will be better

This Christmas really sucks
Only got a thousand bucks
What the fuck? That's not enough
To buy me any good stuff
A thousand cash ain't gonna last
All my presents are nothing but trash, trash, trash!

I'm not ungrateful
I'm not materialistic
I'm just being complicit
Receiving gifts is what happens
In true Christmas holiday fashion

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst Christmas Ever

Santa I hate you
I'm so disappointed
Didn't get I wanted
Everything is all wrong
Trash under my tanenbaum
The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone

Santa you're such a jerk
Being good didn't work
Wish my presents were better
Christmas is ruined forever
Hope next year will be better
It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas Ever

Just garbage under my tree
Oh Why can't you see, see, see?
Just trash is all that they be
Your gifts aren't good enough for me

Worst Christmas Ever (Worst Mix Ever)

A new mix of our song "Ho For The Holidays"

Eden's Slutz
"Ho For The Holidays (Ho Ho Ho Mix)"
Album: "More For The Holidays"
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

The holiday's are here
Be a Ho ho ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way

Halloween is done
But you can still have fun
Unwrap your gift box
In front of Everyone
It will knock their socks off.
Show off your mistletoe
Let's everyone know
You're a Holiday Ho
Ride Santa's north pole
On the nice list you will go.

'Tis the season for sluts
Expose both your chest nuts

Be a ho ho ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Show off your snow globes
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho ho ho

Dress like a ho ho ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though
It's thirty degrees Bellow

Let them all see
If you trimmed your tree
Charge a service fee
To shimmy up your chimney
For the winter head south
Deep throat that yule log
Then guzzle his egg nog
With his candy cane in your mouth

'Tis the season for hoes
Let your Christmas wreath show

Be a Ho ho ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chest nuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're a ho ho ho

Be a ho ho ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas
In a Hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho ho ho ho.

Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night

A Snow ho!
A Season Slut!
A Festive Floozy!
A Days of Yore Whore!
A Holiday Hussy!
A Christmas Cunt!
A Mistletoe Ho!
A Holiday Hooker!
A Poinsettia Prostitute!

Your beaver muff fur
Smells of Frankincense
Of gold or like Mer
Instead of Snapper.
That is what I mean
Around the block you've been
With more wise men
Than a nativity scene

Jingle, cringle, jangle
Let your ornaments dangle
All the way down to your ankles!

Be a Ho ho ho
For the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a floozy way
Show off your snow globes
Be festive today
Let everyone know
you're a ho ho ho

Be a ho ho ho
For this holiday
Celebrate Christmas
In a Hussy kinda way
Let your cookie show
Be skanky today
Let everybody know
You're just a ho ho ho ho.

Be a ho ho ho
for the holidays
Celebrate the season
In a slutty way
Show off your chest nuts
Be festive today
Let everyone know
You're just a ho ho ho

Flash your Christmas lights
On the left and right
A wonderous sight
Won't be a silent night.
Dress like a ho ho ho
Let your Christmas cookie show
Out in the snow, even though
It's thirty degrees


Ho For The Holidays (Ho Ho Ho Mix)

Taken from our Christmas album "More For The Holidays".
Please "Like" and Repost.
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LYRICS:

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is poll?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole

North Pole Dancing (Aurora Borealis Mix)

A remix to our song "Frostitute".

A song about being a working girl out in the snow.

Eden's Sluts
"Frostitute (40 Degrees Remix)"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Lyrics written by Fexlix
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LYRICS:

It's three a.m., I'm all alone
Doing the walk of shame home.
And what to my wondering eye I see?
A cars pulls up right next to me.
It's my good friend Tiffany
This is what she asks me:
"Girl, why you out dressed like a ho?
It's thirty degrees don't you know?

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar bears, penguins, and prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's Snow
Still gotta be a ho.
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha.
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make the dough.

John's don't want me covered up
They want to see my butt.
Got frost bite, I don't care
Still working in my underwear.
Men are horny when it's cold
Gotta get my hooha sold.
Gotta have a strong will
So I can pay my heating bill.

To her this is what I told:
"Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes:
Polar Bears, Penguins, and Prostitutes."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough

To me this is what she told:
"Bears and penguins don't get cold?
Oh my goodness gracious girl
Why don't you live at Sea World?
Let's get a cup of cocoa.
I told her "I just can't go".
Gonna stand here in the snow.
Gotta stay out to make some dough
The holidays are on the way
Got gifts to buy and bills to pay."

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.

Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Call me a frostitute
Strutting in my skank boots
Out in the frigid air
Showing my derrière
It's snowing, I don't care
It's a frostitute affair.
Don't matter if there's snow
Still gotta be a ho
And let my chestnuts show
So I can make some dough
Frostitution it be
Hooking under forty degrees.

Fa la la la la
I'm freezing off my hooha
Ho ho ho ho ho
Still gotta make some dough

Frostitute (40° Mix)

A spicy remix to our song "Nice To Be Naughty"

Eden's Slutz
"Nice To Be Naughty (Spice Mix)"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and more!
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LYRICS:

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice

Good little boys get toys
Naughty girls like toys
But a different kind
Spank Santa's behind
Gives him great joy
He'll have a good time
Mrs. Claus knows
Where that toy goes

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer
Put naughtiness in gear

Dasher and Dancer
Want to be a vixen
Comet and Prancer
Want to sit on Blitzen
All of Santa's Reindeer
Want to be naughty this year
Exposing all their rears
Bringing X-X-X-Mas Cheer

String that mistletoe up
Right above your butt
Gotta be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Just take my advice
Being Naughty is very nice

Bring that X-X-X Mas cheer
Wear panties that are sheer
Show off your rear
Make it a sexy new year
Put naughtiness in high gear
You haven't been good this year
Naughty people get spanked
You'll have Krampus to thank

(It's Nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

String that mistletoe up
Right above your muff
Time to be explicit
Show them where to kiss it

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Consider my advice
Being naughty is very nice

It's nice to be naughty
Being naughty is nice
Light a fire, break the ice
Give your Christmas some spice
It's nice to be naughty
Dress your body to entice
Won't you take my advice?
Being Naughty is very nice

(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas Cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)
(It's nice to be naughty)
(Being naughty is nice)
(Bring that X-X-X-Mas cheer)
(Put naughtiness in gear)

Nice To Be Naughty (Spice Mix)

A hip hop mix to our song "Pay Me"

Eden's Slutz
"Pay Me (Xmas Hip Hop Version)"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writer: Fexlix
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LYRICS:
Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Services are rendered
You gotta pay today
This Christmas tree ain't free
Can't you see there's a fee
To shimmy up my chimney
It ain't complementary
Nobody gets it for free
Pay me the fee you own me

None of this is funny
You're not at liberty
To get lovin' for free
I ain't running a charity

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that fruitcake in the trash
Gonna whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

I'm a premium skank
Ain't running a food bank
After I serviced you
Cash payment is now due
You must be a stupid guy
Already had my pumpkin pie
I don't want YOUR pumpkin pie
Cost money to get between my thighs

I need to make a living
'Tis the season for giving
So gimme, gimme dat cash
Or I'm gonna whoop yo ass

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with Money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that cookie in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Don't be a snowflake
Don't want your fruitcake
A living I gotta make
So Pay me for God's sake!

(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)
(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)

I'm a premium Ho
So where is my dough?
Shove that fruitcake up your ass
Need to be paid in cash
You already went down
Onto my tinsel town
This gingerbread cookie
Ain't complementary
My pimp will whoop yo ass
If you don't fork over da cash

Feliz Navidad
Where's my cash wad?
I sugared your churro
¿Donde esta mi dinero?

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that turkey in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Where's my money, bitch?

Pay Me (Xmas Hip Hop Version)

A blues mix to our song "Santa's A Pimp"

Eden's Slutz
"Santa's A Pimp (Blues Version"
More For The Holidays
Nonvirgin Records
Writter: Fexlix

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, and more!
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LYRICS:

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something nobody knows:
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes.

Working for hours without a break.
Lunches they rarely ever take.
No holidays or paid vacations
Just OSHA violations.
No medical or paid sick leave
No payment to be bereaved.
No dental or health benefits
Getting treated like shhh... reindeer poop

Santa, your workers have rights
These conditions they spite
Gonna put up a fight
A blaze they will ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Employment practices which aren't fair
For worker rights he doesn't care.
No regard for elfish welfare.
Working conditions they despise
It's now time to unionize.
North Pole Local 25
Santa absolutely won't like
When all his elves go on strike.

Santa all your elves have rights
Poor conditions they spite
Time to put up a fight
A blaze is gonna ignite

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Ho ho ho
This poor treatment has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore
Ho ho ho
Slave boss Santa has got to go
No no no
Won't put up with it anymore

Ain't gonna put up with that
Ain't gonna take no more crap
For fair treatment they're in pursuit
Get ready for a labor dispute
Screw all the good girls and boys
Santa make your own stupid toys!

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's a pimp,
The elves are his hoes
Poor working conditions
Nobody knows
Getting lousy treatment
And that's how it goes
Cause Santa's a pimp
And the elves are his hoes

Santa's elves are forced to make toys
To bring joy to girls and boys
But here's something you need to know
Santa's a pimp and the elves are his hoes

"Get Back To Work!"

Santa's a Pimp (Blues Version)

Splaying inside the womb
Red and wet I tear chunks from the pussy Red and wet mangled unborn baby soul
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
Cumstained, blood-soaked, rotten cunt Infant skull exploding in my mouth
It's brain on the floor
I grab it's tongue and tear it out
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
How much this baby is bleeding
It's tiny stumps pours out more
Than it's dead mothers open sores
It's guts paint the floor
It's flesh I shall gorge.
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my semen leak.
I am aroused. Fuck I'm crazy
I fuck the blood. I need meat on my cock.
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
Chunks of guts fly as i stand with baby skin all over me
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
Over and over I feast on it's death
It's all gone. I want some more
I turn to it's mother
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered pussy
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
Gagging on chunks of sliced up pussy
I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss.
the world is going to end soon. everything will disintegrate to ashes

BABY KILLERS

i make whatever i wanna create

wave form manipulator

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas Nevada. Our story began back in 2016, when our boss, Madame Eden Slutz, opened her brothel and escorting service outside of Las Vegas, called "Eden's Slutz". When the global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

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