you entered the church and there is a huge creature, you will have to kill it

stab wounds and chapels

One man's miracle is another man's marketing ploy. 

It was kind of a dark week in surfing, from fake pregnancy announcements to brain tumors to death, but at least we have a little EAST sugar to help it all go down.  

Mikey and Buck break it all down and give away a new Veia leash to one lucky listener (who we hope is not an incel). 

Gabriel Medina Is Not The Father

What really happened at the GB Cup this week? 

Mikey and Buck do their own research and reveal the truth behind the headlines. We also ride shotgun with Mick Fanning, drive deep into the Atacama Desert, and find ourselves face-to-face with surfing's most digitally-inept superhuman. 

If you listen to this pod, you can support us by supporting: Veia, FCS, Living in Sunshine. 

The Great British Burn-Off, Explained

Global

A selection of BBC Essex programmes and excerpts here: https://soundcloud.com/anton-jarvis-206182017/sets/bbc-essex-radio-programmes

This is BBC Essex News Intro 2012

In the same week, Joel Tudor took on a major airline (and won), Jaleesa Vincent wrote an explicit rap song about her Pussy (surfboard), and a world junior champ put his life savings into a luxury sunglass brand. 

Just when you thought surfing was gonna be just fine, Paul Evans joins the pod to excoriate children and tell us when, precisely, our little hobby went tits up. 

Buy Veia boardbags (with wheels) if you, unlike Paul, prefer convenience to chaos. 

Joel Tudor Takes Down Hawaiian And Paul Evans Hates Children

gifts w guapo556 prod slimecat99

https://soundcloud.com/hoe404
https://soundcloud.com/lein_g
https://soundcloud.com/prodl3in

Say my name  { ℘. Dj Moloch }

At 33, Carissa Moore will be the first mom to return to the CT since the mid-2000s. Mikey and Buck discuss her legacy and chances of winning another world title against today's new class of champions. 

Also, the boys get wrapped up in a wavepool imbroglio that took Billy Wilson 4 months to investigate. Our apologies to anyone named Nick. 

Snapt5 dropped exclusively on Stab Premium this week, along with a note from Sam McIntosh about what we've been up to and where Stab is heading in the next six months. 

Carissa's Back! And WSL Might Have A Wildcard Problem...

Depends who you ask. If it's Mikey C or Buck, well, the answers still vary. 

This week the boys break down 14 more titles returning to the CT, a new ep of EAST, and a couple real thinkers:
1. Is Chat GPT ruining surf culture?
2. Who has the right to protect a wave?

It's a heady ep, one that might come up in your next (therapy) session. But in the end, it's only surfing. Don't think too hard. 

Can John, Medina Or Steph Win Again?

DON'T BE AFRAID

Also from 2019. Some audio clip we could use for one of my sound production classes reminded me of a certain fanfare.

SASSY

STAB

i just want an @ocelotbruh feature

PROD/MIX BR0KE

COVER BY P3RC

@basedrareshit lyrics

I just want i just want a ocelot feature 
I just want i just want a ocelot feature 
I just want i just want a ocelot feature 
I just want i just want a ocelot feature 
Yeah i feel like xul yeah cuz im a creature 
Everyone out im sittin on the bleachers 
Broke got the hoes yeah he could fuck his teacher 
I stay high alone stalking girls im a creeper

liveevilbroke lyrics

just give me an ocelot feature
so many bitches but ion even need her
me n percy sum mf creatures
like he said ima go n fuck my teacher
idc abt ur bitch like i seen her
goddamn like i mf seen her
high asf smoking on the bleachers
got a bitch oh i cant wait to meet her

#FREE2GEEKED

(98) ocelot please give me a feature /w/ stan2

free2geeked we miss u bro
follow for a follow back…

hmu for collabs

#BONGWATERBOYZ
#TRASHBAGTERRORISTZ

liveevilbroke

prod. BR0KE

#FREE2GEEKED

I make loud music for loud people

I am also on spotify under the same name

https://linktr.ee/fukkjax
Mgmt @fucklilzen

IDK how to music but sometimes I know. I dont Like the color blue.

"Massive Fähigkeit"

(If you enjoy my tracks, be sure to h'whack that like, repost, and share it too.)
You've reached the home of the so-called "epic Wario" thing. I've a massive catalogue of waamixes and waarangements for yon nigras to peruse with hearty contentment, as they eat whole garlic loaves and shoulder bash their computer.

Sorry if uhhh the volume for tracks varies, or is just relatively all-over-the-place. Even though I usually keep my system vol. at 52, there have been times where I've changed it and forgot that I did, then started working on a project.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/tahutoa300

Q: Why do I use the Wario Land 4 soundfont to some capacity for so many tracks?
A: Because I love the way it sounds, obviously. Half the reason why I'll start making a MIDI in the first place is that I want to hear what it'd sound like with the Wario Land 4 soundfont.
Q: Wo, Tahutoa, youre music sure is good! :))
A: DON'T CAPITALIZE MY NAAAAAME AaRRGHKKhH IT LOOKS SO HEINOUS I CAN'T STAND ITTITTI hawhawtitits?? Thank you, though

One wonders how much of their fanbase thinks of ol' typhoidoa as "epic Wario man, *and ig some other stuff*" - the same sort of typecasting that has felled a number of UT Remix artists over the years.

Your one stop shop for all Stab Podcasts including: The Drop, Stab MIC, CUSP, and Unplugged with Mick Fanning

Ex-BBC Broadcaster readings of poetry & stories + archive radio/audio features. PLEASE SHARE LINKS with others. 
I’m a self-confessed sound, speech and language nerd.

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