Don't Have Much To Give

Hand Me The Fire

Mine (Originally Performed by Sara Bareilles)

One of my first songs that I wrote, I was working on a production for a musical about restaurants. This is the opening number, "This Is What It's Like at a Restaurant". 

Instrument/Vocal Arrangement: Aaron Stewart
All instruments played by: Aaron Stewart
All vocals performed by: Aaron Stewart

Enjoy and laugh!

Parodies

Restaurant Musical Opening Number

This song followed a cruise holiday on which a Filipino waitress served breakfast in one of the ship's restaurants. She sang along to to the background music that was playing each morning and she had the most incredibly beautiful voice!  She insisted that she was "only a bathroom singer", so I decided to write this song and send it to her. She has probably the most beautiful female voice I have ever been privileged to hear.

Fantastic

Bathroom Singer

This is a cover of Soft Place to Land by Sara Bareilles written for the musical Waitress.

Soft Place to Land Cover

When He Sees Me, from Waitress the Musical, ft. Linda Belinda

Arrangement:
Linda Belinda
Mix: 
Linda Belinda
Vocals:
Linda Belinda

When He Sees Me ft. Linda Belinda

You ever have one of those days where gravity just isn't your friend? This one's for you.
"Woe To The Wobbly Waitress" is a short, chaotic blast of early 90s-inspired garage punk. We're talkin' raw, lo-fi, and DIY, with a frantic tempo, buzzsaw guitars, and shouted female vocals. It’s the story of a heroic deed gone horribly, painfully, and hilariously wrong.
Crank it up, smash a plate, and scream along.

Lyrics:

[Intro] 
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Verse 1] 
Slingin' hash in this greasy pit Got a head full of static, I'm so sick of this shit! My coffee pot's a weapon, my apron is a shield But my own damn feet are a goddamn battlefield! Gravity's my nemesis, the floor's my biggest foe Every single shift is a disaster-stomp-and-go!
[Chorus] 
CRACK! SNAP! POP! THERE GOES THE ANKLE! THREE DAMN PLACES, A BRAND NEW ANGLE! WOE! TO THE WOBBLY WAITRESS! A WALKING, TALKING, BREAKING MESS!
[Verse 2] 
Some old dude's wheelchair gets stuck in the jamb "I'll help you out, sir! Yes I can, ma'am!" Gave a mighty shove, a heroic lurch Left me sprawled out on the floor of this greasy church! My tray of fries went airborne, a sickening CRUNCH Became the floor's disgusting, soggy lunch!
[Chorus] 
CRACK! SNAP! POP! THERE GOES THE ANKLE! THREE DAMN PLACES, A BRAND NEW ANGLE! WOE! TO THE WOBBLY WAITRESS! A WALKING, TALKING, BREAKING MESS!
[Bridge] 
They wrapped me up in plaster, told me "take a rest" Put my fucking charity to the test! Said I was a hero, so brave and so good WHILE I'M SERVING PANCAKES ON A CHUNK OF WOOD! Well, NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED, that’s the ugly truth! I got a splintered fibula for being sweet to youth!
[Guitar Solo]
[Outro] 
WOE TO ME! WOE TO ME! THREE! BROKEN! PLACES! THANKS FOR NOTHING! UGH!
[END]


Copyright Russell Nomer August 4, 2025 ASCAP Work ID 931338469 ISRC: QT5AM2538469


Woe To The Wobbly Waitress

Backing track by Sing2Piano on YouTube : https://youtu.be/dTzSj8SXmuA?si=de3WSnnPRwYwHeeG

Vocals, mixing and mastering by Nuitarie, done on Logic Pro.

She used to be mine - Sara Bareilles (cover)

Worked as a waitress. Got a burger thrown on me by a guest once. This is the story...

Week 90 (kowtow)

she used to be mine (cover)

The binary is imaginary.

Influences: be steadwell, jacob collier, beautiful chorus, sammy rae + the friends, Maggie Rogers, In Love With a Ghost, Julia Nunes, Rebecca Sugar, Pomplamoose,  Sara Bareilles, Noname, Growing Concerns Poetry Collective, LP, Jack Johnson, Billy Joel, Couch

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I sing and play my own songs and as a seasoned musician, I have performed regularly over time in bands, in a trio and as part of a duo. I have also performed as a solo artist. These days I am content to hear my songs on Deepstuff Radio, and on a number of other radio stations here and abroad. But that performing bug never goes away!!

Singer, songwriter and composer, I'm inspired by video game music, Japanese animation and the geek universe.

Inspired by Contemporary Rhythm & Blues, Mid-Tempo Power Ballads, Inspirational Gospel, and sitcoms of the 1990s; Christian D. Golson Studied Communications and Performing Arts in North Carolina and Upstate New York, The Latter Resulting In an Internship for a Local Radio Station and Performing Arts Theater.

Christian Was Cast as Sky Masterson in an EGMMS Spring Musical Production of Guys And Dolls. And Bud Stamper in an AHS Theatre Ensemble Production of The Emmy Nominated Film Turned Playwright Splendor In The Grass 2010. 

In 2012, The New York State Department of Health were concerned of Stigmas Involved with Cis-Gendered Females Who Carry Contraceptives… Christian’s Concept for the Public Service Announcement Resulted in a Commercial Which Aired On Local Stations In Upstate New York (Girls Who Carry Condoms)

Christian has been an avid philanthropist and worked with NYSDOH and numerous non-for-profit outreach organizations including Real Talk, E.P.I.C., Mission Accomplished Transitional Services, And Equinox.

I love classical music, but write in a variety of genres. I don't have a lot of experience with music software and such, but I'm getting the hang of it. I write for small ensembles and orchestras, parody music, pop music, original music you might hear at an open mic night, Christian contemporary music, and so on. Take a look and enjoy my stuff!

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