*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

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