Gather the family together for a special episode and join me as I talk about body bags, flat tires, perverted old men, angry German guys and sewing three people together so that two of them have to eat human waste on the next S and S!

027 - The Human Centipede - 2009

Join me for another episode of Shapes and Shadows where we talk about aliens that aren't welcome, politics that shouldn't be talked about, wanna be The Office mocumentaries to the Halo movie that never came to be and the magical black goo that Christopher Johnson needs to save his people and reverse your altered DNA.

030 - District 9 - 2009

Join me for episode 31, where I talk about clowns, clown folklore, dispatching kids, ending the dog, how to take off your red nose when it's time to bang your wife and how not to slice your wrist if you need to undress yourself.

031 - Clown - 2014

Join me on episode 32 of Shapes and Shadows where i rant and rave about the greys, weird disturbances in the Earth's electromagentic field, why you keep scratching behind your ear and your random nose bleeds are probably because you've been visited. Remember all your base are belong to us!

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032 - Dark Skies - 2013

On the next episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk world war II, experiments gone wrong, jumping out of planes to your possible death behind enemy lines. Hoping you speak the correct language when you drop down into the forest of fire below.
Make sure you don't bring a camera to a gun fight and watch where you step as you make your way through a mine field. Mutants, zombies and the horrors of war all in episode 37.
So, get some popcorn and inject this strange syrum into your veins and lets see what happens next!

037 - Overlord - 2018

Welcome back for episode 42 of Shapes and Shadows where we're going to talk about 2019's Yummy! A Shudder exclusive that features, boobs, zombies, breast reductions and lots of intestines! Practical gore galore, with gut munching madness in this fun little bloody zombie flick. 
Watch it with me or don't, cry or yell at me and let's enjoy the zombs!

042 - Yummy - 2019

Join me for a special holiday episode where we talk about the other color of Christmas horror that divided audiences and made people on social media cry when it was released. Some people love it, some hate it. Reach down in your heart where the gift of episode 43 keeps on giving. Subject matter may be controversial and by the end you'll hate this movie or hate me. Either way, get ready to empty out the trash on this holiday extravaganza of the macabe!

043 - Red Christmas - 2016

Episode 56 is upon us! We'll take a long Trek after surviving hurricane Milton so we can talk about terrible dialogue, mutant savages, busted nuts and boring indie horror. Grab your face and your weiner so it does'nt get ripped off while listeing to the next episode of Shapes and Shadows!

056 - The Trek - 2008

Join me for episode 60 as we talk Lovecraftian cosmic horror with mutants, mayhem and Nic Cage acting like he normally does. We'll look deep into the stars and have you thinking twice before you ever drink well water or touch some random space rock. Its here, its now and it will consume you. Let it burn through your body!

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