Join me on episode 32 of Shapes and Shadows where i rant and rave about the greys, weird disturbances in the Earth's electromagentic field, why you keep scratching behind your ear and your random nose bleeds are probably because you've been visited. Remember all your base are belong to us!

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032 - Dark Skies - 2013

Welcome back for episode 42 of Shapes and Shadows where we're going to talk about 2019's Yummy! A Shudder exclusive that features, boobs, zombies, breast reductions and lots of intestines! Practical gore galore, with gut munching madness in this fun little bloody zombie flick. 
Watch it with me or don't, cry or yell at me and let's enjoy the zombs!

042 - Yummy - 2019

Join me for a special holiday episode where we talk about the other color of Christmas horror that divided audiences and made people on social media cry when it was released. Some people love it, some hate it. Reach down in your heart where the gift of episode 43 keeps on giving. Subject matter may be controversial and by the end you'll hate this movie or hate me. Either way, get ready to empty out the trash on this holiday extravaganza of the macabe!

043 - Red Christmas - 2016

First episode of the new year! Join me for episode 44 where we talk horny aliens that look like knock off xenomorphs!
We're talking action horror filled with great practical FX and some not so great 90's CG that'll curl your toes and have you changing your panties in no time! You like it rough, well we got titty tentacles you can wrap around yourself to keep you warm while you laugh then cry yourself to sleep when you find out you're not the suitable mate you thought you were. DNA splicing scientists who care more about extraterrestrial life over humans! Join in for the fun and lets make some babies!

044 - Species - 1995

Join me for episode 45 where we talk abominations of metal and flesh made by other worldy beings. We're talking biomechanical insectoid creatures fueled by stop motion and practical FX.
Its horror sci-fi with Jamie Lee Curtis being angry and why this movie probably never went anywhere. So pull out your eyes and replace them with flashlights whie we try and get to the bottom of what this being from another world wants from us. Its 1999's Virus!

045 - Virus - 1999

Lets leap into episode 46 where we talk about people's shoes, mimicing peoples walks with some clacking spoons. Were wearing trench coats down in the subway and hoping to talk to the mole people. If we cant guess your shoes or size we'll just call you funny shoes. We talk cockroaches and why they're not all bad and why once again genetic testing makes for great movie plots and makes the gods angry all on the next episode of the one the only Shapes and Shadows!

046 - Mimic - 1997

Tune into episode 47 where we dive down into the subway systems of London. We'll get drunk, miss our train and look for the ninja turles to only find out that were locked in and there is a mutant Rat King lurking in the shadows waiting to kill us. Make an appointment sit in the chair and maybe you'll get some free healthcare, if youre lucky he'll put your baby in a jar.  No one is safe down here so get your ticket and sit tight as we ride the train straight to vermin town!

047 - Creep - 2004

Lets all go to the lobby for episode 48 where we go full Karen and talk about our latest theater experinces and the dos and donts of going to the movies.
Then on the tail end of it, i'll throw in some Starship Troopers to talk bugs, violence and all the wondeful things that Paul Verhoeven gave us while I try not to go to jail for fighting in the theater!

048 - Starship Troopers - 1997

Bring a beach towel and your SPF 60,000,000 because were heading into the sun on episode 49 of Shapes and Shadows. We'll talk wearing cool sunglasses, freezing in deep space, growing plants to create oxygen all while trying to keep our sanity as we drop a nuclear bomb into a dying sun all to save our worthless human lives so we can destroy Earth some more! Stick around and find out how it all plays out for us puny humans or do we just become star dust.

049 - Sunshine - 2007

I bring you episode 50 of Shapes and Shadows where we're putting a stop to crime with our cyborg alter egos. Head on into the coed locker room, grab your weapon of choice and suit up cause its my first day and I'm driving!
We'll talk metal heroes of Japan versus the metal heroes of America as well as the remakes slender robot ninja aesthetic. We'll talk iconic ultra violence, mech design with ED209 and how you only have 20 seconds to comply, but will shoot you anyways.
Mix it all together in a pot with a dash of stop motion and you have one of the greatest satirical action movies ever!  You better be listening, you have 20 seconds to comply!

050 - Robocop - 1987 - 2014

Join me for episode 51 where we talk about one of the most hated men in cinema. He's made tons of terrible movies, the man you love to hate, Uwe Boll! We're going to talk about this controversial little gem and probably one of Bolls best films, which isnt saying much. We're talking the problems of the world, framing your good friend and not moving out of your parents house all while building a tactical suit of armor to pull off your grand scheme to change the world! Will it work, find out in the episode!

032 - Dark Skies - 2013

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