[Verse 1]
I'm in love with Gertrude in Varrock, yeah
But love turned to anger real quick, ayy
Her cat went missing, I had a plan
Gonna go find it, be her man, uh

[Chorus]
I found the cat, thought she'd be mine (yeah)
But she said, "Fuck that kitty, I ain't got time"
Now I got a new pet cat, yeah
Her loss, my gain, just like that, uh

[Verse 2]
I thought she'd fall in love with me, ayy
But she didn't even want the cat, what the fuck? (bitch)
Guess it's my kitty now, bye
I'll take care of it, no need to explain why

[Chorus]
I found the cat, thought she'd be mine (yeah)
But she said, "Fuck that kitty, I ain't got time"
Now I got a new pet cat, yeah
Her loss, my gain, just like that, uh

[Redaction]
It hurts to know that she don't care,
But I'll move on, pain I can't bear.
This kitty and me, we'll make a dope pair,
So long Gertrude, I'm outta' there.

[Outro]
I thought she was the one, but she was shady
Ended up just being a god damn cat lady
She was always so pushy,
This isn't what I meant when I said I want pussy
(god damn)

Gertrude's Cat

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I was ballin' at the Duel Arena with my Dragon Dagger,
Stacks on stacks, gold shining, ya boy got swagger.
But my homies kept pressuring me to keep staking, (do one more)
Now I'm broke as fuck, guess my bank is for the taking

[Chorus]
Lost it all, thanks to my god damn friends, 
Now I'm at the bank, transaction pends.
Gonna alt F-4, the pain never ends,
Should've listened to myself, instead of following trends.

[Verse 2]
Thought I had it all figured out, lucky coin toss,
Now I'm here empty handed, paying the cost. (yeah)
Should've known better, should've seen the signs
But I let their voices cloud my fuckin mind.

[Chorus X2]
Lost it all, thanks to my god damn friends, 
Now I'm at the bank, transaction pends.
Gonna alt F-4, the pain never ends,
Should've listened to myself, instead of following trends.

[Redaction]
Ayy, all that glitters ain't gold,
Learned my lesson, now I'm cold.
This god damn shitty feelings getting old,
Man fuck those guys, truth be told! (ayy)

Peer Pressure

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

[Chorus]
Runnin' 'round with that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

[Verse 1]
Lately I've been PKing all alone.
But I can't complain 'cause I'm in the single combat zone.
Pop another potion and now it got me movin' slow.
I can never switch up on my clan, yeah, you should know.
Bitch, I'm in full Bandos, tell me where the goblins at.
I'ma get the coins back, shawty, you can grab that.
Bitch, leave me 'lone, I'ma do this by myself.
Made it where I'm at and I did it with no help.
Far casting was never an option for me.
Jagex on my side, I'm a boss with the team.
Dress to impress, yeah, but I still hit 73's.
Couldn't wait to count up all these motherfuckin' keys.

[Chorus]
Runnin' 'round with that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

[Verse 2]
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
Pull up to the GE, see his bitch dancin' for some GP.
Dagger got a special and it hit a pair of 33's.
Fury on my neck, Barrows Gloves on my wrist.
Play this for your bitch, yeah, it's her favorite song.
I don't want no slayer, no, only want the skull.
No new PM's, got a new username.
In love with my dagger, yeah, in love with the poison.
Tryna put my demon butler in a brand new mansion.
Vengence has already been casted, so don't try me.
Only smokin' Snapdragon, never smokin' grimy.
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got that Bandos on me, take a pic.
And I got that dagger on me.
And I got that dagger on me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chorus]
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

(Yeah yeah)

Dagger

[Chorus]
You've been playing for a while, consider taking a break from your screen
I've been grindin' for a while, bro what the fuck do you mean?
If I take a fuckin' break I'll get booted from the team
Trying to max my account but I can't stop drinkin' lean
Can't remember the last time I turned off my damn machine
Now I can't stop poppin' beans RuneScape turned me to a fiend
(yeah)
I can't fuckin' sit still and I spilled purple on my jeans
(yeah)
(I got purp on my jeans, yeah)

[Redaction]
Yesterday when I logged out I clicked the 5 stars
How much did you enjoy playing RuneScape today?
Well you're makin' me log out so I do not feel the same
I'm just gone log right back in and start gettin' to them gains
Jagex don't tell me what to do you goofy lame
I'm the one paying you to play this stupid game

[Verse 1]
You will be logged out in approximately 5 minutes
Deep wild hybrid fight and I'm tryna win it
If I get logged out mid combat, that shit will push me to my limit
I'll do and say some things far worse than explicit
If Jagex fucks me over, to the U.K. I visit
(Don't make me buy a fuckin plane ticket!)

(Don't make me buy a fuckin plane ticket!)

[Breakdown]
It only feels like I've been online for 1 hour
You a lil noob rockin' an Amulet of Power
I'm so fuckin' high way atop the Wizard's Tower
Ain't goin' no where
(yeah)
I'm talkin' to you Andrew Gower!
Been here for too long
Back when you had to use a browser
If I log out now, I would be a fuckin' coward!

[Chorus]
You've been playing for a while, consider taking a break from your screen
I've been grindin' for a while, bro what the fuck do you mean?
If I take a fuckin' break I'll get booted from the team
Trying to max my account but I can't stop drinkin' lean
Can't remember the last time I turned off my damn machine
Now I can't stop poppin' beans RuneScape turned me to a fiend
(yeah)
I can't fuckin' sit still and I spilled purple on my jeans
(yeah)
(I got purp on my jeans, yeah)

[Redaction]
Yesterday when I logged out I clicked the 5 stars
How much did you enjoy playing Rune Scape today?
Well you're makin' me log out so I do not feel the same
I'm just gone log right back in and start gettin' to them gains
Jagex don't tell me what to do you goofy lame
I'm the one paying you to play this stupid game

Purp On My Jeans

[Intro]
Yeah, we on that Ironman grind, never wasting time
Crafting level up, now we flexin' that Fury,
No more Amulet of Glory, iced out, flurry (yeah)
But half the team lackin', still ain't got them barrows gloves, (damn)

[Chorus]
Combat Bracelet, what the fuck you doin'
Barrows Gloves, you should be pursuing,
Recipe For Disaster,
A quest y'all needa master

[Redaction]
Out here scapin' with my squad, but we lookin silly,
Y'all gotta' stack them quest points to a fuckin' milli,
Gotta' get them Gloves, can't be lookin' like that,
Gotta' wake up, bro where the fuck you at?

[Chorus]
Combat Bracelet, what the fuck you doin'
Barrows Gloves, you should be pursuing,
Recipe For Disaster,
A quest y'all needa master

[Breakdown]
Had to light a fire under your ass,
It's your bracelet that I won't let pass,
All you gotta' do is help that god damn chef,
But you wastin' our time, it's the fuckin' last thing left!

[Verse 2]
My group a lil' dusty, got a ways to go
Had a vision from the start if you gotta' know
Now we wearin' Furies, fuckin' watch us glow (yeah)
Go kill the Culinaromancer, it's the final show

[Chorus]
Combat Bracelet, what the fuck you doin'
Barrows Gloves, you should be pursuing,
Recipe for disaster,
A quest y'all needa master

[Verse 3]
Bitch you fuckin' dusty,
Your gaming skills are rusty,
You gotta' get those Barrows Gloves!
Bro just fuckin' trust me, yeah

[Chorus]
Combat Bracelet, what the fuck you doin'
Barrows Gloves, you should be pursuing,
Recipe For Disaster,
A quest y'all needa master

Recipe For Disaster

[Intro]
(Yeah, ayy, uh)
Castin' High Alchemy, trainin' up my Magic
Clicking so much, this shit is tragic (ayy)
Woke up with carpal tunnel in my wrist
But I gotta' level up, can't resist

[Bridge]
Lost in the grind, went to Gary's Hood (yeah)
Found an auto clicker, thought it was all good (yeah)
Left it running all night, damn I'm slick
Woke up banned, what the fuck, this some bullshit (god damn)

[Chorus]
Fuck you Jagex, you ruined my grind
R.I.P. to my account, should be a crime
Had tons of nature runes, that shit took time
Gotta' start over, you took what's mine! (fuck you)

[Verse 2]
I just wanted to master my mage (yeah)
Lost my fucking account, I'm bout to rage
Special energy is full now, I'm finna spec!
Jagex, you better learn some respect (bitch)
Auto clicking got me caught up in a mess
Now I gotta' deal with all this stress
I don't know who I should blame
Might have to pull up to the hood and give Gary that flame (yeah)

[Chorus]
Fuck you Jagex, you ruined my grind
R.I.P. to my account, should be a crime
Had tons of nature runes, that shit took time
Gotta' start over, you took what's mine! (mother fuck you!)

[Outro]
Learned my lesson, but I gotta' take a break
Please stay sharp, no room for mistake
RuneScape causin' me so much pain and ache
I was alchin' while I was sleepin'
I shoulda' been the fuck awake!

Alchemist

(yeah yeah)

[Chorus]
I remember when we met in Varrock Square
She said in the morning we'll train prayer
I swear to god I shoulda left her there
She brought me to the wild it said warning beware
It fuckin' hurts to know that she don't care
(damn)

[Redaction]
Baby I just wanna know the reason
You lured me to an unfamiliar region
I shoulda known it was my coins that you were fiendin'
I shoulda known that you were a mother fuckin' demon
(Yeah you spec'd me out that's fuckin' treason, yeah yeah)

[Breakdown]
Spec'd me with your Dragon Claws
You really wiped me down
Told me we could have it all
I really wanted to wife you down
When you log in I send you a smiley face but I really frown
You ignore me anyway I guess you don't like me now
(Yeah I guess she really don't want me around)

[Verse 1]
I tried to get away
Hop back over the ditch
I fuckin' hate today
I really trusted that bitch
She took all my stuff
It fuckin' makes me sick
I wasn't quick enough
With my fuckin' prayer switch
(damn)

[Bridge]
She told me get good
Yeah I wish I could
(Damn)

(yeah yeah)

[Chorus]
I remember when we met in Varrock Square
She said in the morning we'll train prayer
I swear to god I shoulda left her there
She brought me to the wild it said warning beware
It fuckin' hurts to know that she don't care
(damn)

[Redaction]
Baby I just wanna know the reason
You lured me to an unfamiliar region
I shoulda known it was my coins that you were fiendin'
I shoulda known that you were a mother fuckin' demon
(Yeah you spec'd me out that's fuckin' treason, yeah yeah)

Hurts 2 Know

Iconic gaming music but then harder 😬

 Tracklist : 
1. OSRS - Adventure (Cannon remix)
2. Skyrim -Dragonborn (Cannon remix)
3. The Witcher - Silver for monsters (Cannon remix)
4. Lil Jon - Get low (Cannon remix)
5. The Doors - Riders on the storm (Cannon remix)
6. OSRS - Autumn Voyage (Cannon remix)
7. Hank Williams - Hey good lookin (Cannon remix)
8. Stormtrooper - A500 (Hellcreator remix)
9. OSRS - Sea shanty 2 (Cannon remix)
10. Hellcreator - Tetris in terrorland
11. Cutting crew - I just died in your arms tonight (Cannon remix)
12. OSRS - Scape main (Cannon remix)
13. Halo theme (Cannon remix)
14. Gta IV - Soviet connection (Cannon remix)
15. Reeza - Immortal kombat
16. Donkey kong - Aquatic ambiance (Cannon remix)

Game music mix (early hardcore)

i dont really know where i was going with this one

ABYSSAL WHIPPED

Soviet connection (gta iv theme) early hardcore remix

Gta iv theme early terror remix

I play video games and write songs about them.

cubesoft aka dj pauly donk aka ballhog or tugboat aka your village called aka fred gallbladder

New tracks tagged #osrs