[Intro]
Mmhmmmm
Burn't down…
(damn)

[Hook]
He dropped a cannon on my spot (damn)
Now all my XP gettin' robbed (nah)
Tryna do Slayer, I was locked (locked in)
He logged in and cleared the block (he logged in)

Dwarf cannon, that’s a wrap (wrap)
Rune Crossbow thought I was strapped (strapped)
Now I’m world hoppin' I'm down bad
Why you gotta' crash me like that? (why?)

[Verse 1]
Slayer task, got me asleep
Karil’s top, ranger boots on feet
Black mask on, yeah bitch I creep
Till he logged in — instant beef

Didn’t type nothin’, just locked in fast
Click click for real, tryna finish this task
On my Totem grind, but I'm commin' in last
He just placed his cannon, didn't even ask

[Hook]
He dropped a cannon on my spot (damn)
Now all my XP gettin' robbed (nah)
Tryna do Slayer, I was locked (locked in)
He logged in and cleared the block (he logged in)

Dwarf cannon, that’s a wrap (wrap)
Rune Crossbow thought I was strapped (strapped)
Now I’m world hoppin' I'm down bad
Why you gotta' crash me like that? (why?)

[Verse 2]
Fremmy cave, loot go wild
I was AFK for a lil’ while
Came back, saw that coin pile
Whole task gone — I lost my smile

I crashed out, got no need
I just want to succeed
I clicked home, Lumby please
No totem drop, no fuckin' keys…

[Final Hook]
He dropped a cannon on my spot (damn)
Now all my XP gettin' robbed (nah)
Tryna do Slayer, I was locked (locked in)
He logged in and cleared the block (he logged in)

Dwarf cannon, that’s a wrap (wrap)
Rune Crossbow thought I was strapped (strapped)
Now I’m world-hoppin' I'm down bad
Why you gotta' crash me like that? (why?)

[Outro]
Why you crash me like that…
Cannon placed behind my back…
Coulda hopped, but you just sat…
You ruined my slayer you fuckin' rat…

Dwarf Cannon

[Chorus]
Sara brew got me faded
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’
I'd never spill or ever drip it
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’

[Verse 1]
Four dose brew, take it slow
Sip one, sip two, I start to glow
Sip three, sip four, I'm healin’ now
Don't sip restore can't stop this feelin' now
Stack up racks, never stop
Brew another batch, won't spill a drop
Stack up racks, never stop
Brew another batch, won't spill a drop

[Chorus]
Sara brew got me faded
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’
I'd never spill or ever drip it
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’

[Verse 2]
Shawty said stop drinkin’ potions, I just told her no
Saradomin got me floatin’, think I need another dose (yeah)
Swear I can’t kick the cup, yeah, she said she had enough
Had to call her bluff, poured another potion up
Had to boot her from the clan cuz I ain't ever switchin up (nah)

[Chorus]
Sara brew got me faded
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’
I'd never spill or ever drip it
Four sips deep, yeah, I’m wasted
Tryna quit but I’m still sippin’
Yellow drank, got me trippin’

(got me trippin' got me trippin' yeah)

Sara Brew Got Me Faded

[Intro]
Young legend logged in again
World 302 type beat

[Chorus]
I be in Edgeville, smokin’ Snap
Got the Grimy pack
PK skull up top
Riskin’ 50 racks
She said “Why'd you leave?”
I just typed “Sorry bitch”
Now I’m deep in the Wildy
Inventory full of swordfish

Blood stains on my Barrows gloves
She said “Please don’t leave” — I shrugged
I don’t love no one
I just Herblore, smoke, and farm run
I just Herblore, smoke, and farm run

[Verse]
Drank a stammy, hit the gate
Black Chin spot, I can not wait
Bones in the bank, I’m makin’ cake
Iron mains, they know my name
Highscores scrollin’ when I log
XP drop make her say "Oh my god"
I'm cooking sharks, while you burning cod
She said “Why you cold?” I said “mystic swap”

Woke up in Catherby
Farming run with the papaya tree
You chase her — I chase XP
I drop a mith seed, she follow me
She asked “Is this love?” I said “Nah, it's green”
Magic cloud from my alch routine
Cape on trim, when I hit the scene
Still pull baddies in my Red Halloween

[Chorus]
I be in Edgeville, smokin’ Snap
Got the Grimy pack
PK skull up top
Riskin’ 50 racks
She said “Why'd you leave?”
I just typed “Sorry bitch”
Now I’m deep in the Wildy
Inventory full of swordfish

Blood stains on my Barrows gloves
She said “Please don’t leave” — I shrugged
I don’t love no one
I just Herblore, smoke, and farm run
I just Herblore, smoke, and farm run

Grimy Pack

[Intro]
Yuh!
Skrrt!
Cold!
Woooo!
Burnin’!
Click click!
No XP waste!
Whoo!
Huh Wintertodt?!
Got my tinderbox!
I might eat her box!
Woah, what?

[Hook]
Chop!
Snap!
Bruma root!
Uh!
Mix!
Splash!
Bruma in my cup!
Yuh!
Drop!
Woo!
Inventory full!
Yeah!
Inventory full!
Yeah!
Burn!
Burn!
Get them racks!
Get them racks!
Yeah!
Make it stack!
(Yeah)

[Verse 1]
Yeeeeaah!
God damn!
Phoenix?! No!
Skrrt!
It's so cold...
No warm clothes...
Brrrr!
Torch like "woah"!
Yah!
Pyro set, no!
Are eye pee!
KC over 9000, woah!
Click!
Click!
Heart so frozen!
Heart so frozen!
Woah yeah!
Bruma in my cup, woah!
Bruma in my cup, woah!

[Bridge]
Why?!
Huh?!
Fletch?!
Bruh!
Wait...
"Why Fletch??"
"Why Fletch??"
Ughhh!
Why??!
More XP!
Skrrt!
"Why Fletch??"
"Why Fletch??"
Stop asking!
Click!
Zoom!
Scroll chat!
Get Racks!
Scroll chat!
Get Racks!
(Yeah)

[Redacted]
Back up!
Dash!
Racks up!
Fast!
Fix the brazier!
God damn!
Fix the brazier!
Watch out man!
Forgot my hammer!
Woah!
Forgot my hammer!
Nooooo!

[Hook]
Chop!
Snap!
Bruma root!
Uh!
Mix!
Splash!
Bruma in my cup!
Yuh!
Drop!
Woo!
Inventory full!
Yeah!
Inventory full!
Yeah!
Burn!
Burn!
Get them racks!
Yeah!
Get them racks!
Yeah!
Don't look back!
Nope!
Can't look back!
Never!

[Outro]
Frozen!
Gone!
Still no pet!
Bruh!
Haha!
Winter hurts!
Skrrt!
It's cold out here!
Winter hurts!!
Brrr!
Teleport out of here!
(Yeah)

Why Fletch

[Intro]
Ayy, ayy
From Lumbridge to Varrock
You already know
RuneScape ‘til I’m gone
Yuh

[Chorus]
I just flipped a stack at the Grand Exchange
Got my cash up, now I’m outta range
Platinum tokens, I don’t do no change
Clue scroll chests got me feelin' strange
I just flipped a stack, doubled in a day
Dropped a bond just to flex on them haters
Prayer cape on, got hella bones from slayer
Still in the wild, merkin’ noobs all day yeah

[Verse 1]
Runeite ore, mine it up fast
Teleport out, can't lose the cash
Farming patches, herbs in packs
Dragon arrows in the stash
I stay full like my hitpoints bar
You AFK, I’m way too far
Run it up at Zulrah’s shrine
Venom hits, but I take what's mine
Toxic blowpipe with the serpentine helm
RuneScape drip, I overwhelm
Cash stack lookin’ like the Corp Beast's health
Bank so big I could buy the whole realm
Giant Mole? That’s light
God wars dungeon runs at night
Got her ring of wealth so tight
She follow me hoppin' worlds on sight

[Chorus]
I just flipped a stack at the Grand Exchange
Got my cash up, now I’m outta range
Platinum tokens, I don’t do no change
Clue scroll chests got me feelin' strange
I just flipped a stack, doubled in a day
Dropped a bond just to flex on them haters
Prayer cape on, got hella bones from slayer
Still in the wild, merkin’ noobs all day

[Verse 2]
Shorty hit my clan chat, tryna get carried
Told her I don’t PvM unless we married
Made 50 mill just off two kills
Now she in my house portal — that’s real
Fletchin’ bows, then I alch
Fire blasts in my pouch
Antilure, I never lack
All my gear is high attack
Ran my cash to World 2
GE flips, now it grew
No bot stats, all legit
Level 126, now I’m lit
Still got quests, but I grind
Gurtrude's cat stay on my mind
Only thing that’s on decline
Is your HP when I spec you 2 times

[Chorus]
I just flipped a stack at the Grand Exchange
Got my cash up, now I’m outta range
Platinum tokens, I don’t do no change
Clue scroll chests got me feelin' strange
I just flipped a stack, doubled in a day
Dropped a bond just to flex on them haters
Prayer cape on, got hella bones from slayer
Still in the wild, merkin’ noobs all day yeah

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Flipped a stack
No cap
Always on track
Maxed account
Never logging out
(Ain't loggin' out)

Flipped A Stack

[Chorus]
I'm in Gielinor, can't get out (Out)
Blowin’ that Snap, it's super loud
Lost in Kourend, can’t be found (Nah)
I done farmed a pound (Snap)
I done farmed a pound (Yeah)
What the hell you talkin' 'bout?
I can't figure it out (Nope)
I’m just on my mission
Gettin’ gains while you stuck inside the house
All my XP goin’ up
GE flips, stackin' up
Till max cash it's not enough
I make mills and blow it all at once
I don't give a fuck
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once

[Verse]
I’ma run it up
Got my total level up
Farming guild, full patch plucked
She said, “You maxed?” I said, “Yup”
I just keep on farmin' (I'm just farmin')
Ultra compost, crops never dyin'
Barrows trip, I’m lootin’
Prayer points, I’m usin’
Stacked like I'm a hoarder
Still smokin' at the altar
Snape grass in the mortar
Potions please, no water
PvM, I’m off the chart
Clue scrolls from killin' guards
I got my spade and I'm diggin' up the yard
Sorry, I was geekin' hard
Brody mad, he broke in Varrock
Fuck it, I’ll just stay on top
Teleport out the spot
Baby, you can’t touch my drops
Nah, you can't touch my heart
Gotta keep my dailies up
Gotta keep my Herblore up
I'm smokin’ Snap, no Tarromin
Tired of the low level stuff
Tired of the low level love
Baby girl, I’m sick of us
Baby girl, I’m sick of us
(Ayy)

Baby girl, I’m sick of us

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m in Gielinor, can’t get out
Rune pouch heavy now
I’m in Gielinor, can’t get out
World hop, then I’m out
I’m in Gielinor, can’t get out
Law rune drought
I’m in Gielinor, can’t get out
(Smokin’ Snap... whoa)

[Chorus]
I'm in Gielinor, can't get out
Blowin’ that Snap, it's really loud
Lost in Kourend, can’t be found
I done farmed a pound (Smoke)
I done farmed a pound (Yup)
What the hell you talkin' 'bout?
I can't figure it out (Nah Nah)
I’m just on my mission
Stackin' skill XP while you log out
All my levels goin’ up
GE girls show fake love
They just want that cash and stuff
I spend mills and blow it all at once
I don't give a fuck
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once
Blow the GP all at once

Blow The GP All At Once

[Hook]
Skrrt the coast, woah
This that ocean mode
So sick of walkin' roads (woah)
Wave so cold, yeah
Wave so cold, yeah
Stay ten toes, yeah
I'm on my own boat, woah
Do I sink or do I float, yeah
Bitch just let me drive the boat
Yeah just let me drive the boat
Got my third age druidic cloak, woah
I fire my cannon you seein' smoke
World map on deck no clue scroll
Bitch I'm surfin' waves in my new boat
Woah

[Redacted]
Ain't got no room for no silly hoes
You stay at the docks but you swear you do the most
I'm tryna max my sailing bitch we goin' coast to coast
Yeah woah
Dripped out in a third age druidic cloak

Coast to Coast (Interlude)

[Intro]
Yeaahh..
Yeaahh... Ayee...

[Hook]
Red portal made me (Yeah)
Now I lure daily (Facts)
Ice burst, wavy (Splash)
Claws out crazy (Slash)

Clicked once, lazy (Oops)
Now his loot pay me (Thanks)
Risk zone, face me (Try)
Whole squad shady (Yeah)

[Verse 1]
Thought it was a duel, yeah I lied (Lied)
Froze him on the spot, perfect time (Perfect)
Team stack specs, he flatlined (Gone)
Now he postin’ clips, cryin' online (Haha)

No food, no prayer, bad player (Get good)
We camp Clan Wars all day yeah (All day)
Fake account, lure with the bait (C’mon)
Say “1v1,” but it’s fake (Setup)

[Hook]
Red portal made me (Yeah)
Now I lure daily (Facts)
Ice burst, wavy (Splash)
Claws out crazy (Slash)

Clicked once, lazy (Oops)
Now his loot pay me (Thanks)
Risk zone, face me (Try)
Whole squad shady (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
Saw him step in — too late (Too late)
Claws hit once — erase (Gone)
Frozen fast — no escape (Nope)
Loot on ground — good taste (Yum)

No cap, we lurk all day (All day)
One wrong move — you pay (Pay up)
Used to get lured, now I play (I play)
Red portal turned me grey
(I'm a demon)

[Hook]
Red portal made me (Yeah)
Now I lure daily (Facts)
Ice burst, wavy (Splash)
Claws out crazy (Slash)

Clicked once, lazy (Oops)
Now his loot pay me (Thanks)
Risk zone, face me (Try)
Whole squad shady (Yeah)

[Outro]
No honor in the red portal, it’s just loot (Facts)

Red Portal

[Intro]
Yuh
What?
Another one?
My KC stacked
I need another task
Yeah, woah woah
Uhhhh
Abyssal demons…
Let's go
Dripped down in full Bandos at the Slayer Tower

[Chorus]
Whip
Whip
Whip
Whip
Whip
I got 5 whips
No way
They ask me how I do this shit?
Bitch cuz I'm level 126
Yeah
They ask me how I do this shit?
Bitch cuz I'm level 126
Yeah
Examine me
Bitch I'm elegant
Yupp
1 in 512 and I got 5 what the hell
Used to get banned for botting now Jagex treat me well

[Verse 1]
Uhh
Drip
Splash
Splash
Hit fast
Get cash
My XP goin' up
Yeah
My XP goin' up
Yeah
Rune boots?
No
I got Primordials on my toes

[Chorus]
Whip
Whip
Whip
I got 5 whips
No way
They ask me how I do this shit?
Bitch cuz I'm level 126
Yeah
They ask me how I do this shit?
Bitch cuz I'm level 126
Yeah
Examine me
Bitch I'm elegant
Yupp
1 in 512 and I got 5 what the hell
Used to get banned for botting now Jagex treat me well

[Bridge]
Shhh…
They watchin’
Slayer tower…
Mask on
Spec bar full
Prayer full
Yeah
Watch me get rich
Yeah
Check all these whips
Yeah
I got that crazy luck they call me spoon
They be like what the fuck, cuz I cannot lose

[Outro]
Whip…
Whip…
Whip…
KC small…
But that bag large
I'm just too rare for y'all…
LOL
Ain't got nothin' to spare for y'all…
Flexin’
5 whips
Gone…

5 Whips

Cover art by quardri. Composed by Julian Surma. Plays during the Eclipse of the Heart quest in RuneScape 3

Amascut's Vision | RuneScape 3

[Chorus]
I teleport, lookin’ down at these haters
Can’t link up, I’m smokin’ herbs — Harralander
Loot in the bank, now I’m countin’ this paper
Me and my clan, we toting Dragon Daggers
Uhhh, uhh, uhh, uh

[Redacted]
I thought you’d protect me, ooh-uhh, ooh-uhh
You left me in multi, ooh-uhh, ooh-uhh
You stuck to me like glue
Till you dipped when I brewed
Now I’m toting the Godsword
You disappeared like you got bored
I’m smokin’ on Ranarr, I’m high
I finessed your girl, she ride
She saw my cash stack, her eyes wide
Uh, ahh

[Verse]
Bankin' all these racks, can't happen quicker
You a lil bitch in the field, flax picker
That hoe a bot and you still with her
She drained my spec, I still crit her
Whole clan line up when I say
She sipped brews, now she in a daze
You not even good at safing? This your grave
Ancient magic, I freeze then fade (uhh)

Fallin’ asleep in Draynor, time for bed
I hate questing, I sleep instead
I’ll do raids, I need that bread
Torva helm on, but my brain half dead
Blowin’ herbs, got me outta' my body
Used to beg, now my stack look godly
Now I just live in the G.E. lobby
I'm rich as shit while you still burning lobbies
"Hah!"

All these mains just wanna leech (leeches)
All these pures stay outta reach (reach)
I don’t care, I’m stackin’ fast
You still cut yews? That’s in the past
10M ‘fit, that’s just my boots
Snapdragon, I roll it in a blunt
I PK now just for fun
Your whole clan is fuckin' done
(You a bozo for real)

[Chorus]
I teleport, lookin’ down at these haters
Can’t link up, I’m smokin’ herbs — Harralander
Loot in the bank, now I’m countin’ this paper
Me and my clan, we toting Dragon Daggers
Uhhh, ayee, uhhh, aye

[Redacted]
I thought you’d protect me, ooh-uhh, ooh-uhh
You left me in multi, ooh-uhh, ooh-uhh
You stuck to me like glue
Till you dipped when I brewed
Now I’m toting the Godsword
You disappeared like you got bored
I’m smokin’ on Ranarr, I’m high
I finessed your girl, she ride
She saw my cash stack, her eyes wide
Uh, ahh

Harralander

[Pre-Chorus]
Eyes dry, hand still on the mouse
No breaks, haven’t left the house
Clicked too much, they kicked me out
Six hour log, what that’s about?

Uhhhh, ohhh-ohh, uhhhh
Yeah yeah, woah

[Chorus]
Bitch, I was just in the slayer cave (deep)
Stackin' up loot like a slave (yeah)
Jagex said  "take a break”
I said “nah,” logged back in wit no shame (I’m back)
Still got sharks in the bank
Still got potions, still got drank
Ain’t no pause, I’m gainin' ranks
Six more hours, I’m chillin’, thanks

[Verse]
Carpal tunnel in my wrist, take a break? I think not, hoe!
I don't even stop to take a piss, Gatorade bottle
Do you want me to keep paying for membership?
Then don't make me log out
I stay busy doin' all this shit
In too deep, can't fuckin' stop now

Uhhhh, ohhh-ohh, uhhhh

My face one inch away from the screen
Take notes how I pop up on the scene
Bitch all I get is green
No you can't join my team
She like "boy, you so mean"
I don't care bitch I got grimy herbs to clean

[Bridge]
Uhhhh, ohhh-ohh, uhhhh
Replace the potions with the lean (yeah)
Ohh uhhhh
Replace the potions with the lean (woah)
Uhhhh, ohhh-ohh, uhhhh
Matching purple capes for my whole team (yeah)

[Chorus]
Bitch, I was just in the slayer cave (deep)
Stackin' up loot like a slave (yeah)
Jagex said  "take a break”
I said “nah,” logged back in wit no shame (I’m back)
Still got sharks in the bank
Still got potions, still got drank
Ain’t no pause, I’m gainin' ranks
Six more hours, I’m chillin’, thanks

Uhhhh, ohhh-ohh, uhhhh

[Outro]
Six hour log, but I’m still here
One more level, then I disappear
But not for long, I reappear
My stats are way to high
Bitch you no where near

Yeah yeah, woah

6 Hours

A weird remix of the Fanfare soundtrack from RuneScape (OSRS).

RuneScape - Fanfare (Giant Molecular Mole Remix)

Voidwaker

Stream on spotify

[Intro]
Uhhhh...
Uhhhh...

[Chorus]
Pass me the tinder box,
Smokin’ Lantadyme.
She said “buyin’ GF?”
Told her “Not this time.”
You smokin’ Tarromin,
You don’t even breath it in,
If you was my girl though...
Would you let me leave it in?
(what?)

[Verse]
Clicked a clue scroll, hopped over the ditch,
Back 2 Lumby, and that dude typed “Sit.”
Tryna risk fight, he wore full Mystic—
I just laughed, that drip ain’t realistic.

Uhhh...

Tears of Guthix, drippin’ down my face,
I die every time I come to this place.
I swear all I have is a fuckin' spade.
All my stamina is gone cuz they always gotta chase.
Smokin’ Lantadyme got me in outer space.

Uhhhh...

[Bridge]
I’m just standin’ at the GE,
World 302, where you’ll see me.
Spammin’ “press 111 for a drop party,”
But it’s cap, I’m broke, LOL I'm so retarted

[Chorus]
Pass me the tinder box,
Smokin’ Lantadyme.
She said “buyin’ GF?”
Told her “Not this time.”
You smokin’ Tarromin,
You don’t even breath it in,
If you was my girl though...
Would you let me leave it in?
(huh?)
(what?)

Uhhhh...
Yeah...

[Redaction]
I died to a bot in the caves, I admit it,
Clicked on a fake coin pile, damn, I got finessed with it.
Telly home, caught my butler smokin' Toadflax.
Kicked him out the crib cuz we can't have that.
Nah.

Lantadyme

Old school Runescape early hardcore mix (gabber set)

Tracklist
1. Newbie melody (Cannon early hardcore remix)
2. Autumn Voyage (Cannon early hardcore& frenchcore remix)
3. Medieval (Cannon early hardcore remix)
4. Harmony (Cannon early hardcore remix)
5. Adventure (Cannon early hardcore remix)
6. Parade (Cannon early hardcore remix)
7. Still night (Cannon early hardcore remix)
8. Waterfall (Cannon early hardcore remix)
9. High seas (Cannon early hardcore remix)
10. Barbanism (Cannon early terror remix)
11. Scape main (Cannon early terror remix)
12. Al kharid (Cannon early terror remix)
13. Squidward plays the wrong sea shanty (Cannon early hardcore remix)

This mix is also available on my youtube channel: https://youtu.be/eJgSIxOElVg

OSRS Gabber set

something i made back on the grind to 2277

gold ore

dmt i didn't know i need
to see miracle
seceretly
she gon come see me 
didn't last long
finding me 
with these freaks and creeps
feeling terrible
im complete 
ima take a hit
n see where i go
cant remember 
its been a while
fuck em they been 
gone this long
see me glowing 
through the wall
i hate alone
im better off 
theres no place where 
clouds belongs
ketamine til 
i cant walk
ive been here be
fore, and i'll 
be here until im gone
i need sleep
im so de
prived low eyes
cloud sunlight
believe me 
im somewhere 
deep inside
Geppetto
youre not here
im gone
im floating 
through the nightfall
bold decisions
hollow feelings
hear me but 
see no one
something isn't right 
forever repeating light
all of the reasons why
i keep you in my life
feels like wasted time

FIRECAPE4

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