Wanted to re-imagine one of my favorite tracks from the wilderness in Oldschool Runescape a while back, so I dug this up and finally decided to upload it.

OSRS - Forever [Remastered]

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[Verse 1]
I'm in love with Gertrude in Varrock, yeah
But love turned to anger real quick, ayy
Her cat went missing, I had a plan
Gonna go find it, be her man, uh

[Chorus]
I found the cat, thought she'd be mine (yeah)
But she said, "Fuck that kitty, I ain't got time"
Now I got a new pet cat, yeah
Her loss, my gain, just like that, uh

[Verse 2]
I thought she'd fall in love with me, ayy
But she didn't even want the cat, what the fuck? (bitch)
Guess it's my kitty now, bye
I'll take care of it, no need to explain why

[Chorus]
I found the cat, thought she'd be mine (yeah)
But she said, "Fuck that kitty, I ain't got time"
Now I got a new pet cat, yeah
Her loss, my gain, just like that, uh

[Redaction]
It hurts to know that she don't care,
But I'll move on, pain I can't bear.
This kitty and me, we'll make a dope pair,
So long Gertrude, I'm outta' there.

[Outro]
I thought she was the one, but she was shady
Ended up just being a god damn cat lady
She was always so pushy,
This isn't what I meant when I said I want pussy
(god damn)

Gertrude's Cat

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

[Chorus]
Runnin' 'round with that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

[Verse 1]
Lately I've been PKing all alone.
But I can't complain 'cause I'm in the single combat zone.
Pop another potion and now it got me movin' slow.
I can never switch up on my clan, yeah, you should know.
Bitch, I'm in full Bandos, tell me where the goblins at.
I'ma get the coins back, shawty, you can grab that.
Bitch, leave me 'lone, I'ma do this by myself.
Made it where I'm at and I did it with no help.
Far casting was never an option for me.
Jagex on my side, I'm a boss with the team.
Dress to impress, yeah, but I still hit 73's.
Couldn't wait to count up all these motherfuckin' keys.

[Chorus]
Runnin' 'round with that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

[Verse 2]
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
Pull up to the GE, see his bitch dancin' for some GP.
Dagger got a special and it hit a pair of 33's.
Fury on my neck, Barrows Gloves on my wrist.
Play this for your bitch, yeah, it's her favorite song.
I don't want no slayer, no, only want the skull.
No new PM's, got a new username.
In love with my dagger, yeah, in love with the poison.
Tryna put my demon butler in a brand new mansion.
Vengence has already been casted, so don't try me.
Only smokin' Snapdragon, never smokin' grimy.
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got that Bandos on me, take a pic.
And I got that dagger on me.
And I got that dagger on me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chorus]
And I got that dagger on me, lil' bitch.
And I got the potion on me, take a sip.
Yeah I PK, pull up, send you back to Lumbridge.
Dagger with the poison, make you sit.
You say that your rich, well, I think that you are wrong.
Why you wearin' Rune, nothin' on, you ain't strong.
Fuck everybody teleblockin' just move on.
Ten mill lick, hit the juug and then I'm gone.

(Yeah yeah)

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