Who needs Super Mario movie when you have BOWSETTE? Kicking off her renaissance with an energetic pop punk song that reinvents the classic Mario vs. Bowser tale from an unexpected angle.

Watch an epic Bowsette animation collab on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-FDFsHA20w

Lyrics:

Once again I'm running non-stop
Knowing every pit and every slope
I keep on hopping and stomping and slowly dropping all hope
Three catty clouds smiling down
They're laughing at me from the top
When did saving the princesses become a full time job?

The voices inside me are still struggling for some answer
I need to be certain
This worship is worth it
Still determined to find her, I’ve reached the dungeons and was dazzled
By somebody who surely is unexpected in this castle

All these years I’ve been keeping to myself
Hard to tell why the hell I kept on putting her in that cell
Boy, I missed you after every farewell
But now I’m out of this shell

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
And she won’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there, but I’m here
She’s oh so busy with her fancy hustle
She’d be with some prince than with you my dear
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

So I brought Bowsette down
Set Princess free, got one more cake
She threw a party in the town
But I could only lie awake
Can’t move a muscle on my face
Crashed from the toes to the mustache
On the inside I was embraced
By deadly lava and her passion

But then Toad approached me weeping
“Help! Peach disappeared!”
My breath stops, heart races
It’s my chance, I’ll face her
If you told me just a while ago I wouldn’t believe
That what was usually a grief now made me feel so relieved

All this was about you and no one else
All this age of invasions and inanimation spells
Boy, I missed your brave look and the sewage smell
But now I’m out of my shell
I’m finally out of my shell

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
She doesn’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there, but I’m here
Say, did she ask you for a date for once or
Spend just one night with you in 40 years?
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

So I’m running non stop now with no hesitation
Heart wants what it wants, why resist the temptation when
All those prIncesses will keep on acting pretentious
In their self-built another-castles for generations
I’m tired of pretending, chains binding me tighter
Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire
‘Cause she’s tougher than iron and hotter than fire
Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
She doesn’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there
You want me to repeat it?

She’s oh so busy with her fancy hustle
She’d be with some prince than with you my dear
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

Your princess may be in another castle
(‘Cause she’s tougher than iron and hotter than fire)
But I’m still here

Your princess may be in another castle
(Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire)
But I’m still here

Bowsette

Bowsette (feat. Meret Giddy and Nekro G) - 2023 Remake

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

One More Pull (feat. Black Gryph0n and Rustage)

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

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