is it ok with the UN to press blue buttons-?

i am scared of the end if the world, but this sONG IN FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

There is no feeling like that of a level 1927 entering your event, and blitzing the whole thing with super speed, dropping the loot and flying away!!! 😂

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

When you can't be in the virtual spy world of I Expect You To Die 2, you can transport yourself there by listening to the cool jazz tunes from the game. The soundtrack features ten tracks that will provide you with a sumptuous listening experience. The opening credits theme song voiced by America's Got Talent alum Puddles Pity Party is sure to impress. Enjoy the music, Agents!

CREDITS
Artist(s): Various
Composer: Schell Games
Label: Schell Games

Other Credits:
Composition, Mix, Orchestration: Bay Area Sound
Vocal Performance: Puddles Pity Party
Lyrics: Jared Mason, Laura Mason

The Spy And The Liar

The Most Fashionable Faction (TF2 RAP) - The Stupendium

The Stupendium - Ad Infinitum [Spamton G. Spamton Song]

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Original Soundtrack From The Animated Short "Lackadaisy (Pilot)"

Music: "Olive Branch" by Sepiatonic 

Lissen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ssU0xD8QDhtd4KFSSACJN

Watch the Lackadaisy Pilot: https://youtu.be/vffu6FG4YP4

Olive Branch (Original Lackadaisy Animated Short Soundtrack)

I didn't make this!! this is a nonmonetary upload of a song which you can find here: https://youtu.be/j9Xqn3PSo0Q?si=QYNwN6JxqEXvFTm5

Vault Number 76 | 2024 Remaster - The Stupendium

The Production Line| A Lethal Company Song| By Dan Bull & The Stupendium

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

Dust on the borderlines of our despair Shadows of silence tangled in the air

We are a video game-themed musical overproduced shitposting team.

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

The Chalkeaters

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