When your girlfriend sucks at sucking, why not give her gay friend a call?
"Joe Job (Reprise)" is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! This is the ballad version of the song.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking 
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe 
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Joe Job (Reprise)

"Licky Sticky" is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! A song about a lonely housewife who is cheating on her husband with the mailman.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky

Good afternoon, love
Came to deliver your mail
Come to lend you a hand 
And lick your stamp while I can
Are you ready for my delivery?
Came to give it to you
Always arrives on time
A specialty of mine
Lick your stamp then stick it in your box
Slide that package into your slot
Ready or not this is what I got

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your slot
(You've been waiting for the mail)
On time it never fails

(You've been waiting up to seal the deal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)

Please sign on the line
I'll deliver it anytime 
Afternoons are fine
Your husband won't be home 'til nine.
Package theft is a crime
For thieves with no spine
They'll incur a fine
Or do some time

Please pay the C.O.D. fee
For my delivery
If I give it to you
Before eight fifty-three

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all you got)
Before I slide it in your slot
(I've been waiting for the mail)
On time it never fails

(You've been waiting up to seal the deal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)
(Makes a housewife wanna squeal)

Won't you confess 
Your are obsessed
U-S-P-S is the best
Prompt service you can attest
Eager to impress 
My package you will undress
Your stamp I will molest
Send it to your address

Address is marked
Your dog will bark
Beware of dog
I'll throw him a bone 
Before I come in your home
Don't tell anyone
About our fun
If I deliver you
Another one

Licky, licky, licky
Befour I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
Lick your envelope with all I got
Before I slide it in your slot

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Grab your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your post box

(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

(Licky, licky, licky)
(Before I sticky, sticky, sticky)
(U.S.P.S. is the best)

Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your postage stamp)
(Make it moist and damp)
Licky, licky, licky
Before I sticky, sticky, sticky
(Lick your envelope with all I got)
Before I slide it in your slot

(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)
(You've been waiting for the mail)
(On time it never fails)

Male Popstitution

Licky Sticky

When your girlfriend isn't very good at it, why not hire her gay friend?
"Joe Job" is a song taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking 
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe 
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

"Wait no, don't leave!"
"Oh well. I guess I'll have to go to Joe's again."

Joe Job

This song is a response to the song "Corny Shlong Joe 'VS' The Pro HOE" by CrystalBlueAura 
https://on.soundcloud.com/HUKD8rRgL4Q8kXQ9Ce

This song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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You know what they say about guy's with big feet?
They wear big shoes!

Mine is hot like the tropics,
Yours is microscopic.
Mine is a sausage buffet,
Yours is a yeasty vajayjay.
Mine sold out Madison Square,
Yours got crusty pubic hair
Mine makes your Mom go wild,
Yours molested a child.
Mine hangs down past my knees,
Yours picks chicks up at Chuck E. Cheese
Mine has it's own zip code,
Yours got stachybotrys mold.

Mine won the Superbowl,
Yours is the size of a tadpole
Mine is an Anaconda,
Yours is old like Jane Fonda

This pecker, this dick, this prick,
All the fellas are jealous of this joystick
Let me help you out and give you a clue
Watch me whip it out and prove it to you
This junk, this wang, this schlong, 
All the ladies want a taste of this ding dong.
You only wish you were endowed like me.
Obviously you have penis envy.

Heard you talking shit
Like a jealous little bitch
Time for me to unzip
So you can come suck it

Mine has lines down the block,
Yours makes love to a sock.
Mine goes from here to Japan,
Yours is stuck in Munchkinland.
Mine gets all kinds of head,
Yours just wets the bed.
Mine is grade A beef,
Yours a vegan lettuce leaf.
Mine makes the ladies go crazy,
Yours is covered in scabies.
Mine gives rides like a pony,
Yours is tiny like macaroni,
Mine makes the bitches scream,
Yours needs vagisil cream.
Mine makes the guys go gay,
Yours makes the girls run away.

Mine is world famous,
Yours just smells like anus.
Mine is a porno star,
Yours is a bitesize Twix bar.

This Johnson, this member, this pants snake,
All the guys are jealous of this tube stake.
Come and see if you don't believe me.
Watch me unzip and free this willy.
This junk, this wang, this schlong, 
All the ladies want a taste of this ding dong.
You only wish you were endowed like me.
Obviously you have penis envy.

Heard you talking shit
Like a scared little bitch
More chicken than a bucket
So you can come and suck it.

Mine bangs all the bitches,
Yours just washes the dishes.
Mine keeps the chicks cumming,
Yours keeps the chicks running.
Mine is a cunt wrecker
Yours is the size of a chili pepper
Mine destroys the vag,
Yours was touched by your dad.

This pecker, this dick, this prick,
All the fellas are jealous of this joystick.
Let me help you out and give you a clue,
Watch me whip it out and prove it to you
This Johnson, this member, this pants snake,
All the guys are jealous of this tube stake.
Come and see if you don't believe me.
Watch me unzip and free this willy.
This junk, this wang, this schlong, 
All the ladies want a taste of this ding dong.
You only wish you were endowed as me.
Obviously you have penis envy.

Heard you talking shit
Like a jealous little Bitch
Time for me to unzip
So you can come suck it.

Suck it, bitch

Suck it, bitch

Penis Envy

"(F*ck You) 'Til You Can't Walk" is our debut single. This naughty song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! Featuring raunchy lyrics about a rough and wild night.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

Gonna fuck you tonight
Gonna bang you right
Gonna ram you really fast
Gonna tear up your ass
I know you like it rough
Treat you like my little slut
Gonna pound that sexy butt
Until you have had enough

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me

I know you're horny for this
Gonna bang you like my little bitch
I know your hole is nice and tight
But won't be by the end of the night
Need a man who can do you right
Pound you with all of his might
Promise that I won't go light
Tonight I won't be polite

A ride on my stick
Will make you motion sick
Gonna tear up your insides
After my wild cock ride

Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you ride my joy stick?
Your body will go onto shock
You won't be able to talk
Gonna pound you like an alarm clock
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in their
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

I know you like it rough
Gonna stuff you up
Treat you like my little slut
Until you've had enough

Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk
Gonna ram you with my big cock
I know how to make the bed rock
Gonna shake it like an aftershock
Gonna fuck you with my big dick
Gonna ram you fast and quick
I know just how you like it
So won't you fiddle my joy stick?

Your body will go onto shock (Into shock!)
You won't be able to talk (Can't talk!)
Gonna pound u like an alarm clock (Alarm clock!)
Gonna fuck you 'till you can't walk (Can't walk!)

Spending the night with me
Will make you nonambulatory 
Gonna ruin your mobility
After just one night with me
Gonna need a wheelchair
After I stick it in there
Sustaining pelvic injuries
After just one night with me

Won't you just take it from me?
You are going to need
Physical therapy
After just one night with me

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ANALYSIS:

The lyrics to "'Til You can't Walk" depict a raw and explicit encounter between two individuals, emphasizing a dominant and aggressive sexual relationship. The narrator expresses a desire to push boundaries and explore physical pleasure to the extreme, suggesting a sense of urgency and intensity. The emotions conveyed range from lust and desire to a sense of power and control. The imagery used is graphic and provocative, aiming to evoke strong reactions and highlight the thrill of uninhibited passion. Overall, the song captures a wild and reckless night filled with fervent energy and a disregard for restraint.

'Til You Can't Walk

"Send You Nudes" is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! A song about sending nude photos to your gay landlord to pay your rent.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

[Nathan]
Gonna be late on my rent
Don't have the money today
All of my cash has been spent
But I can pay another way
How about we make a deal
I'll send you photos of my munt
My posterior I'll reveal
If you forgo my rent this month

I know you think I'm hot
I'll show you pictures of my cock

[Chorus]
I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You are a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Let me send you nudes
I will send you pics
Of my giant dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

[Nathan]
I know rent isn't free
Have no doubt
I'll let you see my peen
If you don't throw me out

Got no dough today
Don't hand an eviction notice to me
I'll let you give mee a B.J.
If you don't force me to pay
I don't have any cash
My starfish you can see
I'll give you pictures of my ass
If you don't evict me

I will let you give me head
To keep a roof over my head

[Chorus]
I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You're a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Let me send you nudes
I will send you Pics
Of my well hung dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will show you my pole
And also my butt
And pictures of my hole
Just please don't throw me out

[Nathan]
Nobody ever has to know
About my skanky photos
I know this sexual bribery
Is an illegal felony 
Won't alert authorities
If you give me this month's rent free

I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You are a gay dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

[Chorus]
Let me send you nudes
I will send you pics
Of my massive dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You're a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will send you nudes
Let me send you nudes
You can eat my splooge
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Send You Nudes

"Porno Star" is a Single off our album "Male Popstitution", a song dedicated to all men who have BIG "Aspirations".

"Guy on Guy Pornography" is the B-side to "Porno Star", a song about trying new things when the pay is too good to pass up.
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LYRICS:

Saw a posting today
The advertisement read
Get paid to get laid
Twenty is what it said
So that's what I'm gonna do.
During my interview,
On the casting couch I sit
Ready to show my dick

The director told me
"I will increase your fee
If you take it up the ass
I will pay you in cash
Our viewers wanna see
Guy on guy Pornography".

Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
That's what they really wanna see.
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
That's what they really wanna see.

If you really wanna make some dough
Then why not give gay porno a go?

Some guy on guy action
Will give our smut traction.
What we really know
Is they want fellatio
It always never fails
To show a guy gettng nailed
Pay you well we will
If you're willing to get drilled 

I've never been with a guy
But for twenty I'll give it a try

Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
That's what they really wanna see.
Not Bisexuality
Not beastiality
Just man on man debauchery
They want guy on guy pornography

If you really wanna make some dough
Then why not give butt fucking a ago?

They don't want any scat
We've been there and done that.
They don't want girl videos
We're not that kind of studio.
They don't wanna see snuff 
We're not into that stuff.
They're not into fisting
That's not in our listing.
Not any water sports
No nothing of that sort.
Only back door banging
Will keep our viewers hanging.

(Gonna use my will power)
('Cause twenty dollars is twenty dollars)
(Gonna use my will power)
('Cause twenty dollars is twenty dollars)

I never done it up the ass
But twenty's nothing to pass

Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
That's what they really wanna see
Not bisexuality
Not beastiality
They want guy on guy pornography

Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
Guy on guy pornography
That's what they really wanna see.
Heterosexuality
Is not what they wanna see.
Just take it from me
They want guy on guy pornography

(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna have sex with men today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna have sex with men today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna have sex with men today)
(Today I'm gonna be gay for pay)
(Gonna have sex with men today)

Guy On Guy Pornography

"Porno Star" is a Single off our album "Male Popstitution", a song dedicated to all men who have BIG "Aspirations".

Porno Star (Gettin' Funked Mix)

Porno Star (NoHo Mix)

<< DOUBLE TROUBLE >>  Effy Michelle B2B Stud

Our second album "2nd Cuming" is out now! listen to it here on SoundCloud!:
https://on.soundcloud.com/6uQENlB52zYDylzooj

Visit www.skankybroz.com to learn more about us!

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What happens when you take 5 male strippers and turn them into a boy band? You get Skanky Broz.

We're Skanky Broz, a new kind of "boy band" unlike any other. We're based in Las Vegas, Nevada and our members included male strippers, male escorts, male sex workers and male adult entertainers.

Our music is a throwback to Boy Band tunes from the 90's, but with a naughty twist. Our goal is to get people hot and bothered with our naughty and sexy songs. We utilize innovative technologies such as autotune, AI and vocaloid technology to turn your fantasies into reality.

The story of Skanky Broz started back in 2016, when former sex worker turned madame, Eden Slutz, decided to open her own escorting business in Las Vegas, Nevada, called "Eden's Slutz". After the 2020 global pandemic, Madame Slutz needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to try another form of prostitution: The music business. With modern innovations such as AI and autotune, now anyone could be popstars. With the success of her girl group comprised of all female sex workers named "Eden's Slutz", Madame Slutz decided to branch out and expand her business: with males. Thus "Skanky Broz" was born. Male "popstitution" takes a whole new meaning with Skanky Broz!

Skanky Broz are:

-Austin: "Bad Bro"
-Jason: "Gigalo Bro:
-Justin: "Shy Bro"
-Nathan: "Baby Bro"
-Ethan: "Big Bro"

Other Members:
-Evan: "Hippie Bro"

Check out our sisters, "Eden's Slutz" on their official Soundcloud page: 
https://on.soundcloud.com/fvK1fuEhvpmHFZww9

©2024 Nonvirgin Records

slave of emotion, 
slave of rhythm.

proud mommy of  @pushq__ 
residency for @publicenergy
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                                                ~BOOKING~

publicenergy@gmx.de
                                           or
booking.effymichelle@gmail.com

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                                                 …played at…

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