Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Bw7jQY_WA 

April Fools! Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two forest dwellers with VERY subtle similarities. We have the Original Starwalker, the goofy easter egg hidden in the Card Kingdom's forest of Deltarune, and the Navajo Skinwalker, the folktale witch doctors of the Navajo culture. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Fightmarker as the Navajo Skinwalker
Rabi as the Original Starwalker

Written by: Shimario, Rabi and Snakebite126
Beat Produced by: Barrie Gledden, Kes Loy, and Jason Leggett
Mixed by: Serena
Art by: BMB and Valonide
Directed by: Shimario 
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to JustGamer and Eddiefrb

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ivTCxWwD4_tPc6JsgTI09Hs71qB8fmqB8l4662xLkGQ/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! See you next time whenever this series bites back.

The Original Starwalker vs The Skinwalker - Rap Battle!

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h6OcvFVeWh4NNBTc3uFJIyWyT9eOeyG59r7QRNtI2TI/edit?usp=sharing
Quizzique as Redd
Mancha as Spamton
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by ENNWAY
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by 2Deep
Hint for next battle: "Absented minded knuckleheads"

Spamton vs. Redd

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royal Rap Battle!

Egomanic As Nosk

 As Mimikyu

Thumbnail by Tompuffs

Mixed by Jort

Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Nosk:
Enter Deepnest and you'll meet with a horror unseen
Next to me, this freakish creature just borders obscene
Jessie supports her dull creep for her dumb schemes
Even compared to The Knight, you’re a shorter numb freak (hehehe)

This goth is caught in balls, rags as soft as cotton balls
All who see you’s lost their pulse even goddamn shopping malls
The loser’s always lonely, keeps on tangling up his feelings
But don’t get too hung up on that or you're dangling from the ceiling!

This guy brings quite demise to disguises
Its guise implies it hides it's violence 
The cries big size discoloured it's eyes and
Boohoo, it’s true Pikachu’s who he despises

Mimikyu:
Ughhhhh, you're sure talking a lot
For a hobbled up bug (yeah) that's an optional boss
See, I leave any who dares sneak a peek in defeated
Hahaha… your biggest attacks erupting cheese wiz

Ya and your cheese strat’s meaning you’re easily beaten
Like jesus, seems this bleak itch has ledges as a weakness
I’ll creep into Deepnest, leave a diseased bug in pieces
Stealing from Vengefly King so much, even the screech is repeated

Oh his wits and thoughts are gone, all you think is dot dot dots
Your shit is off the walls, like you shitting off the walls
You’re uglier than a Wailmer, no way you can fail more
Shaked to your core, turn you ghostly like your pale ore

Nosk:
This fairy’s feelings are bottled up, wanting to snuggle forever
But now I’ll bottle up this fairy, like the troubled Collector
Torment till your not more but morbid corpse is battered weak
All you're important for is sword dance and shadow sneak!

Mimikyu:
So this is what the spider spat as his dumb rap retort?
All the build up for what? Just to run back and forth?
You will stay gimmicky no matter who this idiot’s mimicking
I’ll twist and rip your stringy ligaments like I'm nitpicking

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royale Rap Battle! [ft. Egomanic]

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2022

LYRICS

Slenderman:
NOTES. PAGES. Known as the forest’s Loch Ness Monster
KNOWN. FAMOUS. Foundation for the ‘pasta genre
MOST. HATED. This wolf will face a state of panic
NO. TRACES. Your images are drowned by static
You live up to your name if you think you can drop me
‘Cause compared to every other meme before you, you’re a copy
While I’ve ingrained myself in minds by taking lives with no face in sight
Flip the script, take my tentacles and fry you just like calamari
Retained in urban legends, games, and series’ doing numbers
I drop the photobombs to make you blow up like a sunburst
So don’t try making threats when you’re a glorified Chuck Norris facts
You couldn’t leave an imprint when your font is your whole impact

Insanity Wolf:
All I heard was white noise, this really the biggest forest threat?
I eat bitches like you for breakfast, go back to your forum threads
Slip some cyanide into your creepypasta, make it toxic
If you’re SomethingAwful, then I’m SomethingFuckingDemonic
I’d kick the babies scared of this internet hasbeen
And have you choke on your words like it’s the cinnamon challenge
Then hang the Operator in his suicide forest, cause a murder scene
When I’m killing the track - FIRST DEGREE
I’M INSANE, MOTHERFUCKER - I’LL MAIM THIS LAME SHITSTICK
YOU GOT EIGHT PAGES? - I’LL GIVE YOU EIGHT STITCHES 
THEN KILL YOUR LAME MISFITS - THOSE PROXIES AIN’T LIVIN’
CURE THOSE HEADACHES YOU MADE - DECAPITATE BITCHES
I GOT DNA MIXED WITH CERBERUS, YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BURNIN’ THIS
I’D SHOW TRIBETWELVE’S CREATOR IF YOU WANNA SEE DISTURBIN’ SHIT
‘CAUSE NOT EVEN 2 GIRLS 1 CUP COULD MAKE ME FUCKING FLINCH
WANNA TALK PHOTOBOMBS? BITCH, I BLEW UP THE AUDIENCE

Slenderman:
A muzzle’s the only way you’d have this battle locked tight
But you’ve barked up the wrong tree, should’ve let sleeping dogs lie
Know when you turn the corner, I’m turnin’ off your light
You got no teeth to bare, smiledog’s got a stronger bite
So don’t think that the forest is where you really wanna tread
Here I’m the top text, and you’re the bottom line
Disembowel this hound and impale him against a tree trunk
And leave him to die off like every other fucking meme does
Think you influence people but you’re hearing only murmurs
Since no one’s trying to hear the enemy of Toby Turner

Insanity Wolf:
You say that as if your fucking rivals are any good
Tell me who’s got bigger beef; Pedobear or Jeffery Woods
You’re not the boogeyman dressed in that funeral suit, G
I might the Big Bad Wolf, but your mom’s the one who blew me
LONE WOLF - SIGMA - NOBODY’S FUCKIN’ TOPPING THIS
YOU’RE CREEPYPASTA JESUS CHRIST, YOU AIN’T FUCKING CROSSING THIS
SO NEXT TIME SONY WANTS TO TURN YOUR FAME INTO A CROCK OF SHIT
THEN YOU CAN TELL PRODUCTION SLENDERMAN IS IN A COFFIN, BITCH

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Slenderman

Fightmarker as Insanity Wolf

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Soulker
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Cover art by Fightmarker

Slenderman vs. Insanity Wolf - Rap Battle

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Wile E. Coyote vs Caution Guy ft. ego & iGreenOwl

cover by me (D34D)
mixed and mastered by me (D34D)
produced by fony wallace

Lyrics:
take myself up out the ashes
cuz i just came back from hell
long black hair, dressed up dead
like i just crawled out of a deep dark well
got my choppa aimed downrage
sending shots and ejecting shells
make his whole crew disappear
im a gentleman i dont kiss and tell

i keep a stainless steel
tucked up in my fuckin waistband
up it at his brain
and i make that fucker face plant
they gon duck when
i bring my strap out
homie in the back with 300 blackout
we runnin them pockets
cuz there aint no tap outs
when me n my bros got
guns and our masks out

AR hit em in his face
blow his fuckin fade back
thats a bullet in his face
it aint no fuckin face tat
broski runnin from my bullets
then whyd he go and say that
he came wearin bling
tuck that chain before i take that

tired of hearin bro
gotta grab my gun n load it up
pull up to his hood
bang on his door said open up
i can wipe his squad
and i dont needa be sobered up
leave em like some laundry on the bed
how they folded up

feels like rainbow six
how im leanin round the corner
feel like jynxzi with my aim
told bro to call the coroner
im from outer space
you could say that im a foreigner
smoke in my lungs
im spittin fire like im a sorcerer

take myself up out the ashes
cuz i just came back from hell
long black hair, dressed up dead
like i just crawled out of a deep dark well
got my choppa aimed downrage
sending shots and ejecting shells
make his whole crew disappear
im a gentleman i dont kiss and tell

feels like dead by daylight
cuz hell be dead by daylight
where i get his addy?
i got it passed thru the grape vine
up em at his face
i got 2 straps at the same time
his body wont be found
he houdini by the day time

he looked into my eyes
and its like he saw the devil himself
instead of fihgting back
he just tried to scream and run for help
i shot him in his back
and watched his body drop down
i do this cuz its fun
aint no way im gonna stop now

REVENANT FREESTYLE

run on rhymes as is my style of writing lines as many at a time as i can find 

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

TaigaTonic