Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as The Announcer
littleflecks as Red Guy, Kirk Burbank's ID Card, Talking Record Player and Exec 3
AdamDRB as Truman Burbank
The Stupendium as Yellow Guy
George Wilson as Duck
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 and Connor Quest as Truman Show's executives

Intro:
[chattering] Okay, quiet on set everyone! [chattering stops]
Okay, rap battle intro. (Okay, got it!)
Cut to Truman title card. 3, 2, 1. (Truman title card!) Brilliant!
Cut to Red Guy title card. That's not my name. Uh, action!

Red Guy:
Who's this guy? The man with the odd face.
I would really prefer for you to get lost, mate.
Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays?
Wow, even my voice has better range.
Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest.
He was born an actor spoiled brat: adored, and still he left.
They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject
To be the loser who got canceled way before the internet.
Maybe swap your batteries; it isn't just your set where the lights are out.
Wow, really, what a tragedy, how you were driven mad with your wife around.
Anyway, as a dad, I'm glad to see we're all celebrating Father's day right 'bout now.
Oh wait, let's check your dad's ID. ([ID file:] Hey, I think that he might've drowned!)

Truman Burbank:
Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya, then good — that'd be greatly ideal!
Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!
Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss,
Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong! My dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and that duck "for the wiiiife"?
Ripping through you like a magazine! No sweet talk; I ain't a fax machine!
Honey, I had the saddest dream where Not-So-Little Red Riding Rug tried on some tacky jeans!
With your dark, creepy theming, you managed to reel in
An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is!
So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid!
Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be greenlit!
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad:
There's not a single creative in that colorful cast!
The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared:
Yo, here is how you too can rap! Here is how you rap: first of all, you rhyme,
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat, and you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon!
This is how you rap! I did it!
That's not rapping! Yeah, it is. No, it isn't.
See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted.
And now there's gifts everywhere, and he's ruined Christmas!
The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge!
Stop trying to raise it and give it up. Like Truman's mum!
Maybe you would like that musical advice
As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines!
Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage.
'Cause I'm the top dog. He's Grolton, you're Hovris!

The Truman Show:
We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave.
He's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji; please!
Uh, hang on, change frequencies–
Seems they shut it off, like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right time or place for debating this!
I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?!
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the red guy, nah; I mean a separate buffoon!
I'm directly addressing this message to you!

Outro:
Uh, sir, now what?
Um... get it down, get it down, cut to outro!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show - Rap Battle!

Watch the full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/BuMYwDHW4p8

► CREDITS:

JoJoVo as Mr. Peabody

M!CAH as Tock

CKVoice as Sherman

Mancha (UBERocity) as Christopher Columbus and Louis Pasteur

AbacusWizard as Milo

TheMonarchy as The Humbug

ThanosQuack as The Dodecahedron

Leo Barqui as King Azaz’s Advisors

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Art by 3ple & BMB

Beat by Tone Jonez

Beat Arranged by Theme Park Avenue

►LYRICS:

Mr. Peabody Verse 1

Peabody here

Mr. Peabody, is this somebody we oughtta fear?
No, my boy, a basic way that we can beat Tock is clear

Using all of our words wisely he will be brought to tears
He’s quite the sheepdog my dear (mm hmm)

Your author seems awfully weird, look at his and my abilities 
He wrote some trippy dreams (eh), I rewrite history (hm!)

Your boy needs your help to think? You must be kidding me
I sent mine on his own, now he’s a citizen of Italy (yeah)

Here’s the activities that I do in an average week
Prove the laws of gravity, capture the Apache chief

Scale a massive peak then hatch a scheme to travel seas, bail out his majesty from tragedy and have a feast then redefine the rapping scene (that’s right)

I’m not your average bow wow
I’m in the penthouse, you're in the doghouse now

You tried to use words, but when the demons found out
They beat the clock and quite fittingly, you wound down

Tock Verse 1

Milo, they look lifeless, are they from the Doldrums?
I know why they’re like this, they didn’t wake Chroma

They really lack color, expected in their days
Since they race against time from a time against race

You went to the Inca, and had them colonized
My lessons are ageless, while yours are lost to time

Look at your currency, it’s clearly reached its end
I’ll get you up to speed, China doesn’t use yen

As a parent you’re an idiot, with your abusive influence
You liked to kid a little bit, then your son bit a little kid (loud growl)

You aren’t innocent, yet you had Sherman disciplined
His orphanage was pretty grim, but you’re somehow more strict with him

You’re no King Azaz with your quips, the awful stuff you’re spitting in
The stu makes me feel really sick just like the Mathemagician’s did

(Ahem) This mutt’s wit isn’t quick, and he challenged our brilliance?
Of course that’s quite ridiculous, and I can’t stand a hypocrite

Mr. Peabody Verse 2

Hey, Peabody’s the smartest! Quiet, you (Ahem) 
Sherman’s biased but despite this you will find his claim’s entirely true

A quick history lesson will provide some proof, Sherman! Yes?
Set the Wayback! What year? Let’s start with 1492

This dog showed me the world is-a round, he changed the map
But I’ll never be convinced your personality’s not flat

He named pasteurization, he’s a clever gent (oui oui)
You’re ticked off since your parents named you for your birth defect

Why yes, and I’ve had less than two minutes to speak impressive words
Yet they’re the best you’ve ever heard like I’m addressing Gettysburg (uh huh)

Your relevance is getting old, like the thing on your side 
Now you’d fit in another book: A Wrinkle in Time

Tock Verse 2

Great references, but now it’s time you meet some
Of our own, like the Dodecahedron

Tock, what math do you know? Well I know Mr. Peabody’s box office
Subtract that from his budget! It equals lost profits! (right!)

Peabody lies to people in each new place
Is there a less ironic way to call him two-faced?

How about deceitful? Double-dealing! Insincere! Duplicitous!
Dishonest! False! Crooked! Untrustworthy! Perfidious!

The Trivium would love to watch your show, it’s a waste of time for sure
But after seeing it there’s one thing I have learned

I know you teach Sherman words since you’re the mentor he looks up to
But you always fall silent when you try to say “I love you”

Mr. Peabody vs Tock. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Ego as Blitzo (and Moxxie)
Ego as Mr. Boss
Written by: Ego
Beat by: David Arcade
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Elizalkin

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

BLITZO!!!!

VS!!!!

MR BOSS!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Blitzo]
Oh great! just the guy I wanted to see!
Your dad in law, Satan’s asshole is talking to me!
Crushing my musical dreams, like when you hop on a beat
(But sir… he hasn't rapped yet)
Shut the fuck up moxxie!! (right! sorry sir)
Hi bitch, I’m Blitzo, the O is silent
Like spamtopia, you can kiss my eyes, prick!
You think playing DDR makes you look hardcore?
You just look like a reeee-ally can't say that no more…

[Mr. Boss]
MMMMMMM… I heard you’re good with guns
But wow, you didn’t even hit me once! (Haha!)
Get lost Helluva Boss, stick to jokes, and
Fuck you and the horse boxers that you rode in!
Did Vivzie-pop pills before she made your scripts?
Anagram of nose candy? TAKE THE GODDAMN PILL “IMP!!!!” (HULLIBA HULLIBA)
You lost the plot, now your relationships are taking hits
Finger on the trigger, call this magazine a paper clip!

[Blitzo]
Alright, McAfee enough with the firewall shit
We have a door, now get yourself the FUCK out of my office!
Hey prude! I know you heard me, oh, piss off, dick
Like Alan, I'll hand your ass back to you, you don’t want this
So try me bitch, i ain't buying all your mess
You’ll never find success, your company sucks ass
I.M.P. clown posse, bitch, move to the side
Five-head-ass looking like Pennywise’s human disguise 

[Mr. Boss]
Ermm… I love my boys to bits, no dip!
If you think your employees like you, ignorance IS Blitz!
And while I got that dog in me, your pooch is a bitch
Who tried to knock your lights out, like a Loona eclipse (*mic feedback*)
Blitzo, Blitzo, what does it mean? 
Blitzo, Blitzo, lost everything
From Fizzarolli to his mommy in his miserable life
But relax, after I kill you, I’ll let you keep the knife!


Blitzø vs Mr. Boss - Ego Rap Battles

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
ENNWAY as Happy Appy
TaigaTonic as Rap Rat

Happy Appy:
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"... Well you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons
For helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
And order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma, I give them hope
Like a poster for Barack Obama. I was getting dubs from Russians
Now I'm rushin' a dub. You caused a Couple of Cowboys
To crumble to dust, Oh no! His lines are cheesy
Rap Rat's going to fall, If you want to help with this verse
Give this number a call

Rap Rat:
Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for thе main attraction
Come on, get up, close to thе screen, I'm no ghost I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I Ratatatatatata
Rap Rat! Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack and you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash like
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-I win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks
By a kid who barely reads, you aren't Hot or Cold
You're just a crummy Katy Parody, so don't challenge-challenge
The realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(HAHAHAHA) You're a bad apple

Happy Appy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11 and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, You were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend, In the present?
Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik's-
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

Rap Rat:
You aren't saucy, You look like you're about to get dipped into caramel. This is what was classified as scary? Hell, quit staring
At children inside the bushes, you creep. You leave em crushed
In debris. I'm just munching de'brie!
In fact, never let this mother fucker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list, sucker-sucker-su-sucker-sucker. You never got in a lick, You aren't cool just because
You're on a popsicle stick. This prick who-prick who-prick who
Never existed failed, I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name RAP RAT C-C-Cause this match is over

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

Cartoon Beatbox Battles - Alastor Beatbox by Verbalase

Eric the Audible as Waldo
Gridline Rap Battles as Agent 47
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked and Worms
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Rytchiee and SkydivingQuagga
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Waldo: (0:10)
Hey, I'm glad you found me, but now you're ‘bout to regret it
I’m bout to set a new record, wrap your mission up in seconds
So get ready for a lesson, I ain’t favoring crooks
But if you wanna learn to hide, then take a page from my book
Wearin’ them red and white stripes cuz I'm the flyest dude
I got this on and I don’t even need a tie and suit
That dome is shining, they can see through your disguises, too
IOI needs to head back into the writer’s room (yuh)
You’re tryna get your Wood to Burn
But your handler’s abandoned you at every single turn
Yeah, me and Diana, man, we're sharing a bed
Cuz the amount of game you got is like the hairs on your head
(Oh) Five fathers, but no love, you’re from a test tube
Man, you were built for everybody to forget you
I might go back in hiding when it's time for your rapping
So make like your title and stay Silent, Assassin
 
Agent 47: (0:57)
Don't be alarmed. I'm here to finish business.
I'd appreciate it if you would quit your resistance. 
Sit and listen; I’ve got lines for this eyesore,
With rhymes so divine that you’ll find they’re to die for.
So why don't I pour you a drink?
Your confusion’s understood; this happens more than you think.
Let’s have a toast. Let the moment be adorned with a clink
You'll fall down on the ground. It happens more than you think.
It’s circumstantial how I dress, you keep your outfit on forever.
Needless to say, your clothes don’t depend on the weather.
I wouldn’t be against painting more red on your sweater,
And you will never forget that I’m wearing both your colors better.

Waldo: (1:22)
Don't dog my fit; I'll take your job real quick with my famed garb
I don’t need a costume to stay under the radar
You think your sins are forgiven because you pray hard?
Your next mission should be living behind jail bars
Put down the fiber wire, we both know that you choked
So put on that clown costume ‘cuz all I see is a joke (damn!)
It seems Tobias couldn't Riep what he sowed
Hold your ducky tight and make like Grey’s head and explode

Agent 47: (1:43)
Your files are the only book with your name that I've opened. 
Your brother hates you and you don’t know how to cope with it.
You're hopeless and moping and your relationships are broken
But I'll be sure to give your girlfriends my condolences.
We both travel the globe, but I make a visible difference. 
If you visited my home you would be dealt with in minutes.
There wouldn't be a single witness since my target’s alone with me.
I have yet to break my cover since this nobody’s noticed me.
I toppled Providence and it appeared to be happenstance
I'll be bashing your glasses and make it look like an accident
So be glad that this happened; send your goodbyes in a letter
Because I just found a way to make you disappear forever.
