Risen ape, atheist, secularist humanist, philosophical skeptic, optimistic nihilist, LGBTQ+ ally, clinobibliophile, tsundokultist, ailurophile, caffeinated. Permanent member of Sceptiques du Québec and board member of Atheist Freethinkers.

I'm using this channel mainly for synth-pop experiments I did years ago. I now use a modern computer-based system, but the older music is made with dedicated synth and sampler hardware. My main acoustic/electronic and pseudoacoustic music is done under the name Coma Pilot. I also create comedy music under the name The Glandscape Hardeners. I am also working on electronic abstract or dance music that I haven't got an artist name for. This (arguably better) music will not appear on this profile, but stick around if you are into 80s and 90s synth pop.

inVeterates are a four piece indie-rock band from Surrey. Sometimes we try to make music but for the most part, we're much better at making ridiculous videos. Formerly a swedish death metal band, inVeterates traded in their Viking boats for hipster face stubble.

We're influenced by the music of The Smiths, Weezer, The Pixies and we spend a great deal of time discussing conspiracy theories.

Our Guitarist/Vocalist Steve "Fingers" Brown not only possesses the looks of a chiseled Greek deity, but is also a self proclaimed theoretical kitten flight path navigator. Steve is a vegetarian, has green fingers and probably a collection of fancy trousers he's not letting us in on.

Adam "The Legs" Rigby hits things with sticks to great effect, has blonde curls and was Rapunzel in a previous life. He spent his early years in an orphanage before joining a rag-tag troupe of thieves, surviving the mean streets of London picking a pocket (or two)

Myles "Sound investment" Dawson claims to play bass guitar and enjoys electronic synthesis, but mostly spends his times on the sunny shores of Costa Rica sipping on hooch he mixed up in a bathtub. If he was to buy a coffee, it would be a caramel latte - served up by Dermot O'Leary.

Dave "Atomic Kitten" Griffiths embodies guitar and vocals with finesse and poise, you'll find him teaching aqua aerobics to the over 65's in Butlins' holiday parks across our great nation.

If you enjoy listening to our music as much as we like performing it, you'd be floating on a cloud of whimsy every time you hear us.

Possibly one of the greatest writers and performers of the lo fi, anti folk chanson ever to come from Haslemere, Surrey.

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