JSYSV SoundCloud

Straight From The Slaughterhaus

11 - Haggus - Disgust And Abuse

09 - Haggus - To What Fucking End-

05 - Haggus - Humanity At What Cost-

02 - Haggus - Septic Birth Defects

Headphones (or actual speakers) strongly recommended.
YouTube-friendly cover art: https://youtu.be/zIfQ057PCv8?si=_EUCpnyCOxRIR-wC
Official song coming soon after. For fans of Carcass (1988-91), Regurgitate (1992-94), Urologist, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), and Necromutation.
[Being] made on the GarageBand app. Samples: Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
Tuning: Drop D# on a customized Ibanez RG8. (The only time I'll ever play something this low. LOL.)
Cover "art" made on PicsArt. Sources: The Berzerker's "Reality" (the autopsy photos), City Morgue's "66SLAVS" (the one in the center), Flex Seal, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Built To Grind" (top right of center), Mayhem's "Dawn Of The Black Hearts" (top right of bottom right), Nine Inch Nails' "Happiness In Slavery" (bottom right of center), Home Improvement (bottom center), The Left Rights' "WHITE" (top right of bottom left), the burnt corpse from Garry's Mod (bottom right), the "Frontside Nosegrind" split between Agoraphobic Nosebleed & Total Fucking Destruction (bottom left & far right of center), the original ending to Clerks (left of shitty logo), and Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job again (Will Forte under Phil Swift). I don't remember where I got the other 2 black & white pics from, but I assume they're both fake...?
The official version will at least mostly have completely different vocals. I just wanted to fuck around with the whole pitch shifting thing, but I added flanger too. Some bits of it I'll leave in.
Fun fact: the beat at 4:49 I got from Carcass' "Regurgitation Of Giblets".
Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school. Somehow, I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or 2.
I was last in my class. Barely passsed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid a malpractice suit.
Like a surgeon.
Cut for the very first time.
Organ transplants are my life.
Better gimme all your gauze, nurse. This patient's fadin' fast.
Complications have set in, dunno how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out, and see what he ate.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Got no waiver for your bitch ass to sign.
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A. cos my patients die.
And my patience dies before they can pay.
Instead of pets, I put the owners down.
When your ass bleeds all over the ground.
When I reach inside with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.
I can hear your heart beat for the very last time.

Like A Surgeon (Weird Al Cover)

Weird Al - Like A Surgeon (Goregrind Cover) (2023 Demo)

Fuck your short attention span! If you’re interested enough to click on my shit, you better be reading my bio in its fucking entirety! Also, if your profile pic is nothing but a URL, “buy SoundCloud followers” or anything similar, stay the fuck away from me! And if you follow me and then like or repost only 1 or 2 things I’ve released the whole time, you’re iffy at best. If you follow me without liking or reposting anything at all, you’re probably not even real.
Another quick PSA: If you’re interested in promoting my music or whatever, just go ahead. Don’t give me any “I think I can” or “I can probably”, don’t even bother asking! If you wanna do it, just fuckin’ do it! But also don’t expect anything more than a shout-out for it cos I still don’t trust strangers on the internet as far as I can piss on ‘em. Which also means I ain’t signing or signing up for jack shit, nor will I give away any free fucking money. If you wanna exploit or take advantage of me, fuck off and die! And I mean that shit from the bottom of my heart.

Anyway, sorry for being so inactive for literally the entire time, but I’m still working on it. I’m gonna upload things as soon as they’re finished from now on, and I’ll try to do it as frequently as possible. It probably still won’t be very frequent for some time yet, but y’know. Anyway, fuck these past 4 years, fuck every year after just in case, and most of all: thanks for any patience that I will never have.

A.K.A. NEU℞OTRA$H, Jake Doe, Jake The Mistake, Li'l Wolf, Scum God, ¥UИG $NO℞LAXXX, Crap Lord, Notorious F.A.G., Professor Assburger, Li'l Moist Mane, Yung Grief, Shotiana, Lewdicrous, Infidelle, Gringo Starr, Yung Cadaver, & Motherfuckenstein
▽ Cis guy; any pronouns
▽ Zillenial (generations don’t exist, BTW)
▽ Autistic
▽ Probably ADHD too; yet to be officially diagnosed, but wouldn’t be surprised
▽ Demiromantic pansexual
▽ Furry
▽ Stoner
▽ Socialist
▽ Feminist
▽ Antitheist
▽ Antihero
▽ AntiYouTuber
▽ Anti-influencer
▽ Anti-formal
▽ Antinatal
▽ Anti-purity
▽ Antinihilist
▽ Anti-AI
▽ Pro-drugs
▽ Pro-graffiti
▽ Pro-piracy
▽ Pro-revenge
▽ Sex positive
▽ Physical media supremacist
▽ I also do art, memes, Youtube Poops, etc.
▽ Aesthetics (at least visually) can range from 1960s up until late 2010s; usually 90s to mid-2000s

Genres I fuck with:
▽ Rap/hip-hop (old school AND modern)
▽ Nu-metal
▽ Punk
▽ Industrial
▽ Prog
▽ Hardcore
▽ Vaporwave
▽ Mathcore
▽ Grindcore
▽ Noisecore
▽ Powerviolence
▽ Mincecore
▽ Goregrind
▽ Gorenoise
▽ Jungle/DnB
▽ Norwegian black metal (old school)
So expect a lot of different, mixed up shit back and forth.
Just know that nothing will be in any particular order. I may post 1 or 2 “fire” tracks and then a couple underwhelming ones, so don’t expect me to be consistent, like ever. :P

For fans (at least some each) of Tyler The Creator (2009-2015), Earl Sweatshirt, XXXTENTACION (2013-18), Bring Me The Horizon, Meshuggah, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, Ski Mask The Slump God, MellowHype, Converge, Daughters, Goolagoon, ACxDC, Mindless Self Indulgence☒, Bill Burr☒, Penn & Teller, City Morgue, $UICIDEBOY$, Ghostemane, 6 Dogs, Slipknot (1996-2001), Code Orange𖤐, Vein.fm, Agoraphobic Nosebleed☒ (1996-2009), Li'l Peep𖤐, Li'l Xan, MacDoesIt, PRXJEK, Macintosh Plus, The Sawtooth Grin, Sharpe, Despise You, Pig Destroyer (1997-2004), George Carlin, Anal Cunt☒ (1994-2004), Static-X, Hatebreed, Pouya, Car Bomb, Joji (F.K.A. Filthy Frank), J.I.D, YungGoth✰, Mudvayne (1997-2003), Tool, Orgy, Limp Bizkit, SCARLXRD, Night Lovell, Li'l Uzi Vert𖤐, Sℒen, KoЯn (1996-2003), Isis, Nine Inch Nails (1992-94), HANATARASH, Primus, Motograter, Knocked Loose, (hǝd) p.e. (1995-2000), Marilyn Manson☒ (1994-2000), Descendents, Bad Religion, Korviday, Adam Conover, John Oliver, Sick Of It All, Ho99o9, SmokePurpp, Linkin Park (1998-2004), Dimmu Borgir (1994-1999), Denzel Curry, Kendrick Lamar, Bo Burnham, Robot Chicken, Chevelle, Coal Chamber (1994-1999), Pee-Wee Herman, Travis Barker, The Kids In The Hall, The Weeknd☒ (2014-15), Job For A Cowboy (2004-2007), Burnt By The Sun, P.O.D. (1999-2002), Michael Rosen, CS188, FlyingKitty, FishTitan64, Li’l Darkie, Eric André, Monty Python☒, Sybyr (F.K.A. Syringe), JonTron☒, Insect Warfare, Discordance Axis, Li'l Tracy, Wicca Phase Springs Eternal𖤐, Nothing Nowhere, Mushroomhead (1995-2003), Machine Head (1994-1999), Sevendust (1996-2001), System Of A Down (1996-2003), Machine Girl, Li'l Yachty, Kottonmouth Kings (1995-2003), Corporate Avenger, Burzum☒ (1992-2007), Darkthrone, Tim & Eric𖤐, The Berzerker (1999-2002), Roly, Nascar Aloe, Prodigy, Immortal (1991-2002), Meth Leppard, Will Ferrell, Oz Media, The Click, One Topic At A Time, Wonderstruck Guy, Damien Lee, D'Angelo Wallace, Spatnz, Suris, Kurtis Conner, Nicolas Black, William Maranci, Tommy Wiseau☒, Tallah𖤐, Odin Wolf/Nido Flow, MYUTTS (F.K.A. Bolt Mutt), Sam & Max, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Battles, Li’l Nas X, Kevin Smith, Meat Beat Manifesto, Twiztid, Regurgitate (1992-2003), Mel Brooks, Weird Al, Jason Lee, Ed Gein (2003-2010), As The Sun Sets, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth☒, Father's Milk, SHIT PIPE, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Last Days Of Humanity, Dry Kill Logic, Larval Therapy, BULMA ブルマ ...I dunno, the list goes on (not just music-wise, but also in terms of personalities/attitude, messages/topics, sense(s) of humor, shit like that).
𖤐 = Fellow Pennsylvanian(s)! <3
☒ = Scandals (and/or just stupidity) not included!

Side-projects:
▽ SPERMxWHALE (pornogorenoise) (est. 2024)
▽ Bongsucker (gorenoise) (est. 2023)
▽ WARDOGS (furry grindcore mixed with nu-metal) (est. 2021)
▽ Anthrodite (furry mathcore mixed with punk) (est. 2021)
▽ Meth Lab Arsonist (blackened-cyber-noise-grind) (est. 2023)
▽ Pillcrusher (grindcore with hints of math and noise) (est. 2018)
▽ Youthanized (death/math/grind/hardcore/industrial/nu-metal) (est. 2016)
▽ Diarrheabedis (Tim-&-Eric-themed gorenoise) (est. 2021)

Weird Al - Like A Surgeon (Goregrind Cover) (2023 Demo)

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